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Dec 1, 2008 19:06:20 GMT 1
Post by Batman on Dec 1, 2008 19:06:20 GMT 1
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all rob a shop. It's a jewellery store, with a pet shop on the second floor. They break in, steal plenty of diamond and necklaces, but the alarm goes off. The Englishman points to the stairs and shouts 'Quick, we'll escape onto the roof!'
Alas, they reach the second floor with all the animals, and can find no upward leading staircase. The Scotsman sees 3 large sacks folded on top of a hamster cage, and suggests that they all climb inside one, and hopefully the police won't give them a second glance.
The police arrive 3 minutes later,search the building, and find nothing. A junior officer, however. spots the 3 large sacks, propped up against the wall. He kicks the first one , containing the Englishman, who replies 'Woof Woof!'. The officer continues, thinking there's puppies inside. He kicks the second one, containing the Scotsman, who replies 'Miaow!'. The officer continues, thinking there's kittens inside. He reaches the third and final sack, containing the Irishman, and kicks it. A muffled voice from inside the sack exclaims 'Potatoes!'
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Dec 1, 2008 19:26:40 GMT 1
Post by mayorofcov (BFHB) Honours on Dec 1, 2008 19:26:40 GMT 1
And all the cows clapped
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Dec 1, 2008 20:24:45 GMT 1
Post by Tez on Dec 1, 2008 20:24:45 GMT 1
Cows? No need to be harsh on the women folk there cov.
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