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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2009 9:33:51 GMT 1
lastley about this i spoke to him this morning and our stewerds dont go to away games which is even better.
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Post by digwon on Apr 26, 2009 12:05:21 GMT 1
this could be a late thread of the season contender
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Post by Belfast_Boy on Apr 26, 2009 12:14:09 GMT 1
The stewards get paid £21 a match for 4 hours work. You're either a WUM or an absolute idiot!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2009 13:57:23 GMT 1
not an idiot mate just saying the fax thats all
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Post by Stanley H Tweedle on Apr 26, 2009 13:59:56 GMT 1
Do kippers swim folded or flat?
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Post by townfan4ever on Apr 26, 2009 14:14:53 GMT 1
not an idiot mate just saying the fax thats all I agree that you're not an idiot. You're just a complete retard. |
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Post by far on Apr 26, 2009 14:35:14 GMT 1
on way back to a friends car after wallsall i found A WAGE SLIP they get paid 21 quid thats a fact mate
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Post by Belfast_Boy on Apr 26, 2009 14:38:07 GMT 1
not an idiot mate just saying the fax thats all Yes you are an idiot, you can't spells facts. |
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Post by townfan4ever on Apr 26, 2009 14:38:25 GMT 1
on way back to a friends car after wallsall i found A WAGE SLIP they get paid 21 quid thats a fact mate my Uncle got paid £15 when he was a steward for Halifax Town. You get paid £10 more as you go up divisions. |
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Post by digwon on Apr 26, 2009 14:52:13 GMT 1
anyway the stewards seem a bright bunch,i wanted to have a walk to the FM from the antich after the game,the steward said you cant go past,i said what about them who just passed you,he said i cant stop every one,so i walked past and said stop them behind me then instead,he just looked a bit gormless then
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Post by thenorwegianone on Apr 26, 2009 15:08:55 GMT 1
well he dunt work for g4. and he dunt get paid if we loose. he hopes we win always lol Thought you said you didn't use that word.....  |
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Post by Stanley H Tweedle on Apr 26, 2009 17:53:54 GMT 1
How long is a wet piece of string and if so, why not?
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Post by Porrohman on Apr 26, 2009 18:08:47 GMT 1
Are you on recreational drugs? Does he go to the same school as Chazza ? ;D |
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Post by downatthepharm on Apr 26, 2009 18:10:43 GMT 1
My mates just been on the phone and told me that it all depends on how many fans stay sat down when we score. If over 10% stay sat down then they only get half pay. If we don't score then they dont get paid at all.
Also, if we score more than two goals in the last ten minutes then they get paid at double time for those 10 minutes.
He was adamant it was correct
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Post by Belfast_Boy on Apr 26, 2009 18:13:49 GMT 1
haha
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Post by nsevent on Apr 26, 2009 18:59:18 GMT 1
How long is a wet piece of string and if so, why not? Twice as long as the distance from the middle to the end. How high is a China man. |
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Post by ShortbreadPete on Apr 26, 2009 19:20:16 GMT 1
How secure is a toilet-roll holder?
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Post by Stanley H Tweedle on Apr 26, 2009 21:57:55 GMT 1
My mates just been on the phone and told me that it all depends on how many fans stay sat down when we score. If over 10% stay sat down then they only get half pay. If we don't score then they dont get paid at all. Also, if we score more than two goals in the last ten minutes then they get paid at double time for those 10 minutes. He was adamant it was correct When we win they have Jaffa cakes, crunch creams and chocolate digestives. But when we lose they just have garibaldis, rich teas and those really crap ones with sugar sprinkled on top. And they get given cold tea with out-of-date milk. And then one of them gets thrown in the river. |
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Post by nsevent on Apr 27, 2009 0:06:14 GMT 1
Who believes Adam Ant anyway?
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Post by Polish Hippy on Apr 27, 2009 8:23:00 GMT 1
I think they get paid acording to the number of times they tell us to sit down. Naturally if we're losing a game we won't be as animated therefore less standing goes on. Of course there are times when they have to slip the ref something to get the home crowd wound up so they get their post match bonus for hitting their targets.
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Post by SN0W on Apr 27, 2009 9:05:02 GMT 1
I'm not sure if this is true or not, but it is rumoured that they only let stewards work in the upper FM stand if they have moustaches.
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Post by terrierjess on Apr 27, 2009 18:49:20 GMT 1
stewards are dumb 2009 (LOL)
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Post by digwon on Apr 27, 2009 20:19:44 GMT 1
i think they have to pay to get in,and they arent allowed to watch the match,plus they dont get paid either,and theyve got to have a chip on there shoulders and hunt a young kid down in packs and intimidate him
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