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Post by tedchippington on Apr 25, 2012 1:27:55 GMT 1
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Post by AndySk on Apr 25, 2012 14:10:55 GMT 1
Wonderwall - Stevie Wonder has to get through a maze of walls without the use of a guidedog. He's helped along by 'normal' people who win prizes depending on how quick he gets out. But be careful Stevie, there are hidden traps along the way!
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Post by Iffy and Bent on Apr 25, 2012 14:35:12 GMT 1
Ballroom Blitz: Zoe Ball, Michael Ball, Bobby Ball, Jonny Ball, Lucille Ball and Alan Ball enter into a dance marathon to the big band sounds of Glenn Miller in a 1941-themed dancehall. The last one standing is declared the winner... but watch out for those Doodlebugs, guys!
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Post by AndySk on Apr 25, 2012 14:40:57 GMT 1
Come on Eileen - A take on the posh and privelaged game of soggy biscuit. Famed nutcase Eileen Drewery is surrounded by disabled men who.....(actually i'll give this one a miss)
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Post by philincalifornia on Apr 25, 2012 16:49:25 GMT 1
Hungry Hart ..... A new cooking show, kind of a Northern Masterchef. Dishes such as fish and chips, pie and peas etc. are lovingly prepared by fat slags for Joe to judge. Tim Howard is brought in for the swearing.
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Post by Shaggy on Apr 25, 2012 19:36:44 GMT 1
"Sweet Chiles O Mine" Adrian Chiles goes all Augutus Gloop as he takes a tour of the confectionary factories of the UK and tops it off by taking a dip in the Bournville. Is that the idea? Shaggy getting the hang of the thread then RIPPING IT UP  I ****** love down at the mac  It occured to me this morning on the bus that 'taking a dip in the Bournville' could be a double even a triple entendre. |
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Post by philincalifornia on Apr 25, 2012 21:18:16 GMT 1
Shaggy getting the hang of the thread then RIPPING IT UP I ****** love down at the mac It occured to me this morning on the bus that 'taking a dip in the Bournville' could be a double even a triple entendre. When the US version is made, he'll be taking a ride on the Hershey Highway. |
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Post by space hardware on Apr 25, 2012 22:47:42 GMT 1
This thread is Buxton Lounge-tastic.
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Post by AndySk on Apr 26, 2012 10:50:44 GMT 1
Penny Lane - She's Penny Smith a tough, uncompromising cop who always does things by the book. He's Nathan Lane a loner detective, a livewire, a real loose cannon, the rule book was made for him to ignore! How will their different styles of policing work once they get paired together? Together they are...PENNY LANE
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Post by tedchippington on Apr 26, 2012 12:05:12 GMT 1
Every Juan's a winner ... Juan Mata, Juan Pablo Montoya and Juan antoniao samaranch attempt to become Michelin chefs, all under the watchful eye of "Michael "calm down dear " Winner
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Post by newspaperjoe on Apr 27, 2012 0:58:10 GMT 1
Dedicated follower of Fashanu - John 'Fash' Fashanu tells the audience about his hoards of admirers, but with little evidence of anyone ever having admired him, it poses the question - do they really exist?
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Post by philincalifornia on Apr 27, 2012 2:18:24 GMT 1
Itchycoo Park .... Teenage girls of all nationalities chase Park Ji Sung over various obstacles and across water barriers Jeux Sans Frontieres-style. The winning country is the first to get itching powder down their hero's shorts. A newly digitized Eddie Waring has accepted the position of referee and, reportedly, will speak Korean with a Dewsbury accent.
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Post by tedchippington on Apr 27, 2012 7:28:19 GMT 1
Ok i can't sleep and can't be assed to get up... so lets go back to the eighties....
The kamara never lies ... New twist on the old "call my bluff" game, with team captains Malvin Kamara and Henri Camara battling it out all under the watchful eye of Chris "unbelievable Jeff" Kamara.
Stan Dan deliver .. Slapstick comedy capers as Stan Boardman and Danny De vito are teamed up as a pair of feuding postmen .. with hilarious consequences
Brass in Pocket, Nerdy football coaching video as Ex pro's Richard Money and Tommy Coyne examine the art of defending, attempting to snuff out the threat of Scunthorpe assistant manager Chris Brass on a weekly basis.. Presented by David Van Day (ex Dollar)
Beglin the begin.. Warts and all documentary into the early years of the nations favourite ITV pundit
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Post by 3 pipe problem on Apr 27, 2012 10:50:39 GMT 1
Itchycoo Park .... Teenage girls of all nationalities chase Park Ji Sung over various obstacles and across water barriers Jeux Sans Frontieres-style. The winning country is the first to get itching powder down their hero's shorts. A newly digitized Eddie Waring has accepted the position of referee and, reportedly, will speak Korean with a Dewsbury accent. I laughed out very loud. Class thread. |
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Post by 3 pipe problem on Apr 27, 2012 10:57:41 GMT 1
Tie-girl Feet. Richard 'not a real hamster' Hammond presents a comedy gameshow based on the ancient Chinese art of foot-binding where competitors are judged on excrutiating pain resistance and neatness of binding. Special under 12's edition to be screened in Thailand .. Thai-girl Feet. Final two are often cheered on to the chant, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your Tie-girl Feet.
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Post by tedchippington on Apr 27, 2012 11:22:07 GMT 1
I must admit the thought of "A newly digitized Eddie Waring " has kept me smiling this morning
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Post by philincalifornia on Apr 27, 2012 16:30:05 GMT 1
I still think "All I need is De Gea that I breathe" is the leader so far.
How about:
Kamara Chameleon .... Videobiography of Malvin highlighting his propensity to drift in and out of games
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Post by BoltonTerrier on Apr 27, 2012 16:39:22 GMT 1
Ngog The Silence
Ex Liverpool and current Bolton Striker vistis various art installations around the world. He also learns the art of Mime from leading experts in the field. A Tour de Force!
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Post by marshterrier19 on Apr 27, 2012 21:40:01 GMT 1
Olivers Varney. Top mockney chef Jamie Oliver attempts to track down the original On The Buses cast culminating in the reclusive Reg Varney.
Ndlovu Will Tear Us Apart. A game show in which ex Coventry and Huddersfield stalwart Peter Ndlovu tries to muscle in on long term relationships.
A Town Called Alliss. Series in which pringle wearing, syrup throated Golf smoothie Peter Alliss embarks on a quest to populate an entire town of people with his surname.
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Post by BoltonTerrier on Apr 27, 2012 21:48:01 GMT 1
Olivers Varney. Top mockney chef Jamie Oliver attempts to track down the original On The Buses cast culminating in the reclusive Reg Varney. Ndlovu Will Tear Us Apart. A game show in which ex Coventry and Huddersfield stalwart Peter Ndlovu tries to muscle in on long term relationships. A Town Called Alliss. Series in which pringle wearing, syrup throated Golf smoothie Peter Alliss embarks on a quest to populate an entire town of people with his surname. :iconlol: |
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Post by blimeyocrisis on Apr 27, 2012 22:11:12 GMT 1
Just a brief interlude to say what a cracking thread but far too busy to think of anything remotely witty to contribute...
Carry on...
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Post by Shaggy on Apr 28, 2012 11:57:22 GMT 1
Keith and Keith go krazy
Well known Keiths - Penelope and Richards - two up for an enthralling bike ride through the low lands of Holland and Belgium. See the former 'To the Manor Born' star inspire the guitarist as they visit the crack dens and knocking shops of Liege and Rotterdam.
The three-part series culminates in Antwerp as Penelope comes clean about her past and states that staring in 'The Good Life' lead her to a secret life of hard drug consumption which puts Richards own colossal intake to shame.
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Post by tedchippington on Apr 28, 2012 14:30:03 GMT 1
Will the dead Varney be "digitised"?
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Post by marshterrier19 on Apr 28, 2012 17:55:58 GMT 1
Will the dead Varney be "digitised"? Apologies to any friends or family of the great bus driver in the sky. R.I.P. Didn't know  |
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Post by tedchippington on Apr 28, 2012 17:59:38 GMT 1
at least he lived a long n happy life.. unlike his sidekick jack (bob grant) "In the 1980s, he suffered from manic depression and other mental problems, because of a lack of work and his vast debts. In 1987 he disappeared from his home in Leicestershire for five days; it later emerged that he had gone to Dublin intending to kill himself. He returned only after a public appeal from his wife. In 1995 he attempted  again, and was treated for carbon monoxide poisoning after being found slumped over the wheel of a car filled with exhaust fumes" though i suppose thats for another thread,,,,,,,, |
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Post by marshterrier19 on Apr 28, 2012 18:21:07 GMT 1
at least he lived a long n happy life.. unlike his sidekick jack (bob grant) "In the 1980s, he suffered from manic depression and other mental problems, because of a lack of work and his vast debts. In 1987 he disappeared from his home in Leicestershire for five days; it later emerged that he had gone to Dublin intending to kill himself. He returned only after a public appeal from his wife. In 1995 he attempted again, and was treated for carbon monoxide poisoning after being found slumped over the wheel of a car filled with exhaust fumes" though i suppose thats for another thread,,,,,,,, Just had a bit of a look at Reg on google. Indeed had a long and happy life. 92 when he passed away. |
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Post by Carlito Brigante on Apr 28, 2012 23:28:23 GMT 1
at least he lived a long n happy life.. unlike his sidekick jack (bob grant) "In the 1980s, he suffered from manic depression and other mental problems, because of a lack of work and his vast debts. In 1987 he disappeared from his home in Leicestershire for five days; it later emerged that he had gone to Dublin intending to kill himself. He returned only after a public appeal from his wife. In 1995 he attempted again, and was treated for carbon monoxide poisoning after being found slumped over the wheel of a car filled with exhaust fumes" though i suppose thats for another thread,,,,,,,, Just had a bit of a look at Reg on google. Indeed had a long and happy life. 92 when he passed away. First bloke ever to use a cash machine too |
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Post by BoltonTerrier on Apr 29, 2012 2:05:16 GMT 1
Will the dead Varney be "digitised"? No wonder he's reclusive! |
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Post by AndySk on Apr 29, 2012 15:21:23 GMT 1
Brown Sugar - Gordon Brown and Alan Sugar are locked in a room doing vast quantities of Heroin. The winner is the first one to not die (WARNING - The following programme contains scenes of drug abuse. And Gordon Brown. And Alan Sugar)
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Post by tedchippington on Apr 30, 2012 8:32:22 GMT 1
Just dusted down my "yazz and the plastic population" greatest hits (honest :unsure: ) and found these murs inspired treasures
The Honley way is jupp..... Bayern gaffer jupp heynkes makes an emotional return to the village which his dad dropped a bomb on in 1942... Highlights include a circular tour of "roundways" , examining why Colin's sweet shop is now a sandwich shop, and jupp sharing a can of special brew with alcy hairdresser Alan ..
Stand up for your love wrights..... Join Courtney love, Ian wright, and a newly digitised billy wright as they attempt to earn a crust on the alternative comedy circuit.. Introduced by posh comic miles jupp(who is still smarting from not being included in "the Honley way is jupp")
Doctorin the Howe's ... Exposé into the murky world of clinical trial volunteers . Don Howe (he once sat on a bench with otium) , Rene Howe (Torquay schemer) and Fred dineage (ex How) offer up their internal organs in the name of medical science ... with savage consequences
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