MikR
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 10:16:41 GMT 1
"Mixologist" (FFS)
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Post by Paddy_HCFC on Dec 14, 2007 10:33:18 GMT 1
Gynaechologist (sp)
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Post by denby on Dec 14, 2007 10:35:12 GMT 1
actuary
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Post by Polish Hippy on Dec 14, 2007 11:03:03 GMT 1
Proctologist
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Dec 14, 2007 11:22:00 GMT 1
anything with the word 'celebrity' in it
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 14, 2007 11:23:32 GMT 1
celebrity proctologist would be great
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 11:28:35 GMT 1
Personal Shopper
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 14, 2007 11:34:15 GMT 1
Are these twattish jobs, or jobs to which twats tend to gravitate?
Guitar shop assistant.
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Post by phyllis on Dec 14, 2007 12:14:00 GMT 1
Engineering, in both ways.
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MikR
Tom Cowan Terrier
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 12:17:40 GMT 1
JH - good point. Shall we say both? Mixologist is a fucking ridiculous job, a ludicrous job title for someone who is mixing drinks together TO FORM ANOTHER DRINK, and without doubt a job that total twunts gravitate towards, surely.
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Post by denby on Dec 14, 2007 12:20:30 GMT 1
water + squash = watered down squash
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daleylama
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Post by daleylama on Dec 14, 2007 12:32:17 GMT 1
Facilitators
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Post by thrupennybithead on Dec 14, 2007 12:38:02 GMT 1
Domestic supervisors
Crowd control assistants
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Post by njkk on Dec 14, 2007 13:23:19 GMT 1
pipefitter welders
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sideshow
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Post by sideshow on Dec 14, 2007 13:44:37 GMT 1
racist incident co-ordinator
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Post by e17hoop on Dec 14, 2007 13:47:30 GMT 1
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 14:00:10 GMT 1
Pedestrianised unoccupied vehicle control operative (sorry Mav if you read this)  |
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 14:02:16 GMT 1
Those bastards who hand out soap and paper towels and shit aftershave in club toilets. Don't try and make me feel guilty because I've pissed all over my hand and refuse to give you a pound.
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 14:02:36 GMT 1
Chuggers can get in there with them as well.
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 14:08:21 GMT 1
"Those bastards who hand out soap and paper towels and shit aftershave in club toilets. Don't try and make me feel guilty because I've pissed all over my hand and refuse to give you a pound." Fucking hell GroveR. You wanna get yourself up to some novern clubs if you think that's bad. By midnight all the stalls are full of puke, there's arsewipe all over the floor, all the pissers are blocked with chewing gum, there's no soap in the dispensers and the 1 tap that's actually working is giving out a slow trickle of clap cold water. Fucking southern softie! You don't know you're born |
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Post by e17hoop on Dec 14, 2007 14:13:17 GMT 1
Those bastards who hand out soap and paper towels and shit aftershave in club toilets. Don't try and make me feel guilty because I've pissed all over my hand and refuse to give you a pound. Nicknamed Toilet Jockeys. Most surreal was the bloke trying that at the Anthrax gig a few years back. |
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 14:21:45 GMT 1
Nob jockeys more like. The only thing more unnerving in a toilet are those crap circular ones with glass partitions. They're a cock-watchers paradise.
Where's Caftry when you need to mock him.
I prefer norvern clubs to London ones by miles mich - you know exactly where you stand.
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MikR
Tom Cowan Terrier
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 14:22:40 GMT 1
In piss
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 14:23:38 GMT 1
Usually in about and inch of piss Touché Mik ;D |
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Post by jaymz on Dec 14, 2007 14:28:44 GMT 1
Transport Revenue Officer
Or in English, Bus Conductor.
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 14:34:21 GMT 1
I did actually mean with the lasses mik/mich. My brother-in-law's stag in Newcastle was an eye-opener...
Me: So, you 'aving a good night then love?
Bird: Oh aye. Ahhm just oot to get mah fanny stretched like.
Me: *wibble*
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 14, 2007 14:39:46 GMT 1
Train services manager. Or in normalspeak The Guard.
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Post by denby on Dec 14, 2007 14:40:27 GMT 1
football steward
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 14:43:08 GMT 1
Community Police Officer
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 14, 2007 14:45:46 GMT 1
IT manager.
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