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Post by markelt on Jan 8, 2008 22:57:28 GMT 1
Why stop at a film?
Madeleine: The Musical would be a sure fire money spinner.
Series of childcare books? Sample chapter: 'How to look after two year olds: get your three year old to do it'
Diana's Maudlin Army and Will would buy it all.
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Post by e17hoop on Jan 8, 2008 23:00:23 GMT 1
They aught to have got some of these...maybe an advertising deal's in the offing
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Post by markelt on Jan 8, 2008 23:07:55 GMT 1
Too expensive.
There's money in neglect. Parenting costs. That's just business.
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Post by michelotti on Jan 8, 2008 23:29:35 GMT 1
Whatabout a chain of Tapas bars with an unsupervised creche round the back?
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Post by markelt on Jan 9, 2008 0:00:26 GMT 1
No creche. Try to stay on message. That would imply that you need to make arrangements for the kids when you go out, that can't be right.
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Post by belly77 on Jan 9, 2008 10:26:49 GMT 1
I was looking forward to this thread the minute I switched on the radio this morning.
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Post by winger on Jan 9, 2008 10:40:49 GMT 1
How about a World Tour ... O ... Hold On ...
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Post by michelotti on Jan 9, 2008 10:45:56 GMT 1
OK then, howsabout a chain of Tapas bars with unsupervised quad biking on the main road outside for under 14s?
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Post by markelt on Jan 9, 2008 10:47:17 GMT 1
Will is a staunch supporter of the McCanns. He's aligned himself with the sorts of middle aged women who read the Daily Mail, think GMTV is wonderful and own three cats and a large collection of Franklin Mint thimbles. If nothing else, we can be grateful to the McCanns for that. All this stuff about liking Shellac and the Super Furry animals is a front. Mich Much more like it. How about the Maddy McCann Rottweiler Petting Zoo?
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Post by michelotti on Jan 9, 2008 10:56:10 GMT 1
I would broaden the criteria from Rottweillers to all Dangerous dogs. We could make it a family affair with Aunties and Uncles bringing their very own child maulers along to the party. It will also give them an opportunity to parade their shiny new shell suits and Nike trainers
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Post by winger on Jan 9, 2008 10:58:13 GMT 1
That's good.
But how about 'The Maddy McCann Rottweiler Petting & On-Road-in-the-Dark-with-no-brakes Quadbiking Zoo and Tapas Bar Theme Park, sponsored by Myra Hindley?'
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Post by richhtfc on Jan 9, 2008 10:59:07 GMT 1
markelt - this must be a thread every other week for the past 6 months now, do you know more about little maddies dissapearance than you're letting on?
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Post by winger on Jan 9, 2008 11:00:56 GMT 1
maddie's
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Post by daleylama on Jan 9, 2008 11:01:21 GMT 1
A Mandy fundraising thread would be more apt, he's needed help for years.
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Post by markelt on Jan 9, 2008 11:10:16 GMT 1
Rich I'm just pissed off that I've missed out on the now obvious money spinning potential of child neglect. I'm on the next series of Dragons Den, but I'll have to do something to the kids before it airs.
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 11:13:14 GMT 1
You could do a sideline in black shellsuits for the owners of dangerous dogs to wear to their "little angel's" funeral.
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Post by richhtfc on Jan 9, 2008 11:19:24 GMT 1
You could always take them to watch Stoke?
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 9, 2008 11:39:33 GMT 1
hold on, von elt, we need a proper charge sheet
to include:
neglect possible murder being terribly middle class and worst of all: trying to undermine the writer's guild strike
they'll be drowning puppys next
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Post by daleylama on Jan 9, 2008 11:41:57 GMT 1
Your charge sheet would make War & Peace look lightweight, Mr Smithywiffy.
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Post by markelt on Jan 9, 2008 11:44:27 GMT 1
Neglect - guilty Murder - dunno Being terribly middle class - no they aren't. Have you heard Kate McCann? Undermining strikers - everybody hates a scab, except Merk.
We can add puppy drowning to the list of attractions at the Madeleine Mccann Petting Zoo and Quad Biking World theme park situated in the heart of the exercise yard at Rampton Prison.
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Post by Will_75 on Jan 9, 2008 13:35:48 GMT 1
which upsets your more? the mccanns' deliberate loss of their daughter, or Tony Pulis Sr's nepotism?
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Post by markelt on Jan 9, 2008 14:23:32 GMT 1
What upsets me more? The thought of you collecting a complete set of plates with kittens on.
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Post by Hertz on Jan 9, 2008 14:35:47 GMT 1
I too immediately thought of VonElt the minute I heard this on the radio
Tom Hanks to play Gerry, Nicole Kidman, Kate.Though with Nicole pregnant they had better get a move on.....
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Post by bromley on Jan 9, 2008 14:43:46 GMT 1
They should start a chain of restuarants with creches attached. They need not bother staffing the creches as that would reduce profit margin.
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Post by markelt on Jan 9, 2008 14:46:00 GMT 1
No creches, for crying out loud. Try to stay in the spirit of things.
Restaurants with the kids sedated in a skip outside or tied to lampposts like dogs. That's the McCann way.
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 14:46:42 GMT 1
If Elt lost a few pounds and had a hair cut he'd look a bit like Gerry*.
* - he wouldn't but I have enjoyed writing this
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 9, 2008 14:53:41 GMT 1
I hope they find the corpse soon, if only to stop these fucking threads
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Post by richhtfc on Jan 9, 2008 15:13:20 GMT 1
The threads will only stop once greyman has kate and gerry tied up in his basement (while he pops out for Tapas indefinitely)
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Post by markelt on Jan 9, 2008 15:37:45 GMT 1
Actually, this doesn't have much to do with the McCanns.
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Post by GroveR on Jan 9, 2008 16:00:30 GMT 1
Don't be so harsh, any profits from the film will go into the fund to find little-wotsit, not repeat, NOT towards the McCann mortgage fund.
Speaking of that fund I reckon the geezer running that Metodo 3 outfit is laughing like a drain as we speak
"Yes, we have a definitely probabe alleged sighting of a child in (*thinks quickly for somewhere full of horrible fuzzy-wuzzies*), erm, Morrocco, that's it! That'll be £250,000 please."
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