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Post by AndySk on Oct 24, 2014 12:33:49 GMT 1
Walking through Town the other day a woman with a clipboard stopped me to ask me a few questions. She said 'first off, whats your pet hate'? I said 'well it doesnt like having carrots shoved up its arse' have you been pushing carrots up you pets arse Yes, otherwise how would i know it didnt like it
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Post by bluedogs, Esq. on Oct 24, 2014 12:36:00 GMT 1
have you been pushing carrots up you pets arse Is it a goldfish? if it is I hope it was only 9 not 24
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Post by upthetown on Oct 24, 2014 13:14:45 GMT 1
Walking through Town the other day a woman with a clipboard stopped me to ask me a few questions. She said 'first off, whats your pet hate'? I said 'well it doesnt like having carrots shoved up its arse' But did your pet take steps to avoid having carrots shoved up its arse? If not, it was probably asking for it.
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Post by Porrohman on Oct 24, 2014 13:30:27 GMT 1
Walking through Town the other day a woman with a clipboard stopped me to ask me a few questions. She said 'first off, whats your pet hate'? I said 'well it doesnt like having carrots shoved up its arse' But did your pet take steps to avoid having carrots shoved up its arse? If not, it was probably asking for it. Like putting its' tail down ? Sent from my GT-I9505 using proboards
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 13:39:42 GMT 1
Uncompeted drop balls and kicking it straight back to the other team.
After you sir, no after you... you'd think that winning is not the main aim of the game.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 13:59:56 GMT 1
have you been pushing carrots up you pets arse Is it a goldfish? i can see the rspca getting involved soon
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 14:01:09 GMT 1
i hate Smithies trying to injure people in the crowd with a ball
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Post by theravymoomin on Oct 24, 2014 14:45:37 GMT 1
Players not been able to jump in the crowd after scoring
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Post by softboy on Oct 24, 2014 15:44:25 GMT 1
Micky Quinn on talk sport on a Saturday morning telling us just how good Liverpool are, have been & always will be. The |Football League show - well- just for being there really.
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Post by rocky on Oct 24, 2014 16:05:16 GMT 1
The endless dribble of premiership non-news, mainly related to player contracts, agents and football finances. Sky sports and others pretending that womens football is national-news worthy. Right on. Players who when they score immediately feel the need to perform a choreographed little dance routine on their own instead of celebrating with their team mates and/or fans. Sturridge's 'celebration' after scoring a goal for England in the world cup finals a case in point. . The fact that when I scroll through the league tables on my sky sports app every single fuckin champions league table comes before the football league championship and leagues one and two. Foreign imbeciles tearing up decades of footballing heritage by changing the club strip and attempting a name change because they can afford it. Man Citehs manufactured pre match build up at the Etihad; embarrassing. Agree with the OP - players wearing massive headphones when its totally inappropriate to do so. I'm glad someone hates the PL as much as me!
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Post by galpharm2400 on Oct 24, 2014 16:10:21 GMT 1
commentators who fill long gaps with inane drivel when nothing is happening..
anyone who describes the kop as 'knowledgeable' ..or 'intimidating crowds' ..
footballspeak to cover up ineptness, obvious bad mistakes or blatant laziness...
anything that refers to a footballer as a role model, other than it being his game/fitness etc..
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Post by boooothy on Oct 24, 2014 16:21:13 GMT 1
Knob head stewards running towards goalscorers to stop them celebrating with folk who have paid 50 quid to see said goal
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 16:35:21 GMT 1
All that 'Against Modern Football' lot. If you're that against it, don't watch it. Mugs.
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Post by dallashtfc on Oct 24, 2014 16:52:03 GMT 1
I would love to see rule change that when a player is injured by an opponent and has to leave the field then the offender should be sent from the field until injured player returns, always seems like an unfair advantage given to the guilty, and cant believe this hasn't been addressed before
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 17:15:29 GMT 1
My pet football doesn't return the love that I show it.
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Post by Fantoolong on Oct 24, 2014 17:28:06 GMT 1
My pet hate about football...simple...The Premier League.
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Post by Marshleeds on Oct 24, 2014 18:48:41 GMT 1
Players getting yellow cards for over doing celebrations / removing their shirts.
Players doing the 'prayer hands' to referees over the slightest thing.
Goal music and Drummers in the crowd.
Blatantly Foul Throw-Ins just being ignored and allowed to carry on (and 10 yards being gained without challenge from officials)
Corner takers who cannot get the ball over the first defender / or corner kicks straight into the Goalies arms.
Players injured when fouled and given the free-kick yet forced to leave the field before play commences.
Piss-like, overpriced Beer which you have to queue forever for and pay over the odds to a gormlous Shimona with Cow Eyes.
Bastards who loosen the top off the salt at a chip van at Wigan Away .....sorry getting too specific now.
Crowds who clap when the attendance is announced over the tannoy, probably the same type who clap pilots when landing a Holiday Jet.
People who say the romance of the FA Cup.
Mid to Lower Prem Teams who put out weakened teams in FA Cup when in with a half realistic chance of possibly winning it.....an insult to their fans.
Garth Bug Eyed Crooks, Rio Giraffe Lips Ferdinand and Alan monotone Shearer to even up the ethnic mix.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 19:49:32 GMT 1
My pet hate about football...simple...The Premier League. Why?
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Post by Fantoolong on Oct 25, 2014 9:08:08 GMT 1
In one word- money. Yes I know its more complex than that, but football wealth is concentrated in the hands of 6 or so clubs, the game is slipping away from ordinary working people, tv coverage is dominated by it,the way it is structured is diminishing talent for the national side, fixtures are arranged to suit tv schedules...I could go on.
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