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Post by benhomly on Mar 4, 2015 9:55:44 GMT 1
And I think I do too.
Quite clever of the club to get all its staff to sign up to try and spread some positivity on the board, especially coming up to season ticket renewal time, but I think I've sussed you out.
Captain Slapper - is clearly the man himself, Deano. Forever telling us that we have improved year on year since you took control. Can't argue with that so far but with the current investment strategy and managerial appointment I can't help but feel that that statistic will come crashing down next season and I can see us finishing bottom of this league. Getting rid of 10 mediocre/average players this January and replacing them with 2 less than mediocre/average players is a very strange strategy indeed and with the squad so threadbare I worry that our manager can bring in even a couple of quality signings let alone the 4 or 5 that are so obviously needed. Captain you are also forever telling us to come on down and invest our millions into the club if we want the ultimate prize - well proportionately that's exactly what I and countless thousands of others have been doing for years.
The Chippendale - welcome Nigel Clibbens. You just can't keep the 'accountant' out of your posts can you Nige? Constantly ramming down our throats that the demographic of the football world has shifted and that we can never compete with the clubs with parachute payments. Such wealth doesn't seem to have done Fulham and Cardiff much good as we've been above or on a par with both those for much of this season. It isn't the be all and end all - good management and motivation are sometimes all that is needed - Tony Pulis and Sean Dyche being a couple of excellent recent examples. Unfortunately i'm not sure your mate Captain Slapper has it in him to make that right appointment.
Mel Smooth - Sean Jarvis, the clue being in the name I think. Nothing specific here, just a feeling, but certainly one to try and defend the club at all times and spread that air of positivity even when it is almost indefensible to do so.
Tog - obviously didn't read the email properly and signed up as himself. Shouldn't be too surprised I suppose, considering he's told the same joke at half time well over 100 times now.
Admin staff, ticket office, sales people - a few obvious ones like Morning Norwood, Ryan, Leighton Terrier, Terrierng, Megatron.
As for myself I'm just a sad 53 year old idiot who's spent tens of thousands of pounds following my team both at home and all over the country for the last 44 years, proportionately far more of my personal wealth than you have Captain.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 10:04:26 GMT 1
Chuckle chortle.
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Post by ringdisco on Mar 4, 2015 10:45:29 GMT 1
And I think I do too. Quite clever of the club to get all its staff to sign up to try and spread some positivity on the board, especially coming up to season ticket renewal time, but I think I've sussed you out. Captain Slapper - is clearly the man himself, Deano. Forever telling us that we have improved year on year since you took control. Can't argue with that so far but with the current investment strategy and managerial appointment I can't help but feel that that statistic will come crashing down next season and I can see us finishing bottom of this league. Getting rid of 10 mediocre/average players this January and replacing them with 2 less than mediocre/average players is a very strange strategy indeed and with the squad so threadbare I worry that our manager can bring in even a couple of quality signings let alone the 4 or 5 that are so obviously needed. Captain you are also forever telling us to come on down and invest our millions into the club if we want the ultimate prize - well proportionately that's exactly what I and countless thousands of others have been doing for years. You're conveniently overlooking Slapper's hard-on for Gerrard.
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Post by Melc on Mar 4, 2015 10:55:02 GMT 1
And I think I do too. Quite clever of the club to get all its staff to sign up to try and spread some positivity on the board, especially coming up to season ticket renewal time, but I think I've sussed you out. Captain Slapper - is clearly the man himself, Deano. Forever telling us that we have improved year on year since you took control. Can't argue with that so far but with the current investment strategy and managerial appointment I can't help but feel that that statistic will come crashing down next season and I can see us finishing bottom of this league. Getting rid of 10 mediocre/average players this January and replacing them with 2 less than mediocre/average players is a very strange strategy indeed and with the squad so threadbare I worry that our manager can bring in even a couple of quality signings let alone the 4 or 5 that are so obviously needed. Captain you are also forever telling us to come on down and invest our millions into the club if we want the ultimate prize - well proportionately that's exactly what I and countless thousands of others have been doing for years. The Chippendale - welcome Nigel Clibbens. You just can't keep the 'accountant' out of your posts can you Nige? Constantly ramming down our throats that the demographic of the football world has shifted and that we can never compete with the clubs with parachute payments. Such wealth doesn't seem to have done Fulham and Cardiff much good as we've been above or on a par with both those for much of this season. It isn't the be all and end all - good management and motivation are sometimes all that is needed - Tony Pulis and Sean Dyche being a couple of excellent recent examples. Unfortunately i'm not sure your mate Captain Slapper has it in him to make that right appointment. Mel Smooth - Sean Jarvis, the clue being in the name I think. Nothing specific here, just a feeling, but certainly one to try and defend the club at all times and spread that air of positivity even when it is almost indefensible to do so. Tog - obviously didn't read the email properly and signed up as himself. Shouldn't be too surprised I suppose, considering he's told the same joke at half time well over 100 times now. Admin staff, ticket office, sales people - a few obvious ones like Morning Norwood, Ryan, Leighton Terrier, Terrierng, Megatron. As for myself I'm just a sad 53 year old idiot who's spent tens of thousands of pounds following my team both at home and all over the country for the last 44 years, proportionately far more of my personal wealth than you have Captain. I like this post!!
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Post by Chips Longhorn on Mar 4, 2015 10:58:33 GMT 1
Clibbo is a huge fan of the band " the fall ".. as am I .. I also have a penchant for trains.. so you may be on to something ..
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Post by rocky on Mar 4, 2015 11:22:21 GMT 1
Yeah, good post Ben. Where's that generous Mr Davy when you need him?
Remember him, he's the guy that presided over the genuine shit that we had to endure as a bang average L1 team.
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Post by terracesider on Mar 4, 2015 11:28:23 GMT 1
Brilliant O.P. --- You've gone and outed them all except one.....
You failed to identify our manager (the defensively solid Mr Powell)
And; I have often wondered if Mr Lee Clark still lurks around -- any clue??
UTT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 11:31:06 GMT 1
Bollox.
Rumbled again.
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Post by benhomly on Mar 4, 2015 11:55:22 GMT 1
Brilliant O.P. --- You've gone and outed them all except one..... You failed to identify our manager (the defensively solid Mr Powell) And; I have often wondered if Mr Lee Clark still lurks around -- any clue?? UTT Don't think CP posts on here but Lee Clark is clearly NickHudds/Mindfull
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 11:58:23 GMT 1
Clibbo is a huge fan of the band " the fall ".. as am I .. I also have a penchant for trains.. so you may be on to something .. Thanks for paying the taxi at Yeovil last season, Nigel!
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