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Post by explorer on Feb 5, 2016 19:16:09 GMT 1
After the Cardiff game my TP Express Bullet Train from Hudds to Scarborough was delayed (again) by 40 minutes. Just enough time, unfortunately, for it to be packed with Scum fans returning from Bolton. I fought my way into the carriage ( no, not literally...) to find a tattooed neanderthal sat in my reserved seat, and all his mates sat on the table, singing some song about being Champions Of Europe. I did what any hard-core Town fan would have done - stood up in the corridor until they all got off at some stinky cess pit just after Morley.
Thing is,... did I do the right thing, or should I have waved my reserved seat ticket at him and told him to move his sorry ass?
PS I am 5' 7" in my Jimmy Choos.
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Post by 3Pipe on Feb 5, 2016 21:15:04 GMT 1
Knew you were a lass. Knew it!  Sod Jimmy Choos, you should have gone all Bruce Lee on the lot of them! |
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Post by explorer on Feb 5, 2016 21:20:49 GMT 1
Knew you were a lass. Knew it! Sod Jimmy Choos, you should have gone all Bruce Lee on the lot of them! Given that you've outed me, perhaps you meant I should have gone all Lara Croft on them. :-) Btw.... If anyone wants to know the words to "MOT" I'm your man. Burned into my psyche after 20 non-stop minutes... |
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Post by 3Pipe on Feb 5, 2016 21:24:43 GMT 1
I had my suspicions a few months ago. Your secret is safe with me (and goodness knows how many others). Sorry.
Hardly a big deal though anyway is it, we're all blue and white.
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Post by Barbieterrier on Feb 5, 2016 21:50:34 GMT 1
Jimmy Choos? What size? I really really really want to own a pair of Louboutin red heels size 7.5 one day.
PS you did the right thing. Who wants to sit with a load of scum?
All Town aren't we?
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Post by Giggity on Feb 5, 2016 21:54:05 GMT 1
Unfortunately you can no longer class yourself as a man. Little girls laugh will probably laugh at you.
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Post by explorer on Feb 5, 2016 21:57:41 GMT 1
Jimmy Choos? What size? I really really really want to own a pair of Louboutin red heels size 7.5 one day. PS you did the right thing. Who wants to sit with a load of scum? All Town aren't we? Size 9. Sorry, did that come out as Jimmy Choos? Bloody auto-correct for you, I tried to type Clark Wayfarers ( the ones with animal track soles and a compass in the heel). If you see any scum fans with little badger feet on their foreheads.... it wasn't me, right? |
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Post by explorer on Feb 5, 2016 22:03:15 GMT 1
Unfortunately you can no longer class yourself as a man. Little girls laugh will probably laugh at you. So I'll classify myself as gender non-specific, and get those little laughing bitches arrested for discrimination. I'll make them pay. They'll wish they'd never heard the name Madame Fufu Trixibelle De L'Explorer... |
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Post by Barbieterrier on Feb 5, 2016 22:03:20 GMT 1
Jimmy Choos? What size? I really really really want to own a pair of Louboutin red heels size 7.5 one day. PS you did the right thing. Who wants to sit with a load of scum? All Town aren't we? Size 9. Sorry, did that come out as Jimmy Choos? Bloody auto-correct for you, I tried to type Clark Wayfarers ( the ones with animal track soles and a compass in the heel). If you see any scum fans with little badger feet on their foreheads.... it wasn't me, right? Yeah. Your secret is safe with me. |
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Post by explorer on Feb 5, 2016 22:06:48 GMT 1
Thanks Barbie, I think I'm going to enjoy being a girl :-)
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Post by Barbieterrier on Feb 5, 2016 22:31:19 GMT 1
Damon Macready: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday? Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy? Damon Macready: [surprised]You wanna get a dog? Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha! [Damon is stunned] Mindy Macready: [laughs]I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife. Damon Macready: [relieved]Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2016 22:40:51 GMT 1
One of my twin girlies went to a fancy dress as Mindy. She looked fckin cool next to all the Disney characters and cartoon animals. Sadly t'other refused my homemade Kick ass costume.  |
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Post by explorer on Feb 5, 2016 22:42:26 GMT 1
Crap! I'm not looking forward to rumbling with those Norwich boys.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 0:43:34 GMT 1
Jimmy Choos? What size? I really really really want to own a pair of Louboutin red heels size 7.5 one day. PS you did the right thing. Who wants to sit with a load of scum? All Town aren't we? What's this thing about shoes with red soles? If it's that cool or hip to say you paid the price of a new car engine to ensure that when you trip up when pissed people can gawp in awe that you've got more money than sense... In fact, why don't more young 'uns just do a nice cheap paint job on the soles of a pair that cost twenty quid? |
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Post by otium (EPBS) on Feb 6, 2016 0:55:44 GMT 1
After the Cardiff game my TP Express Bullet Train from Hudds to Scarborough was delayed (again) by 40 minutes. Just enough time, unfortunately, for it to be packed with Scum fans returning from Bolton. I fought my way into the carriage ( no, not literally...) to find a tattooed neanderthal sat in my reserved seat, and all his mates sat on the table, singing some song about being Champions Of Europe. I did what any hard-core Town fan would have done - stood up in the corridor until they all got off at some stinky cess pit just after Morley. Thing is,... did I do the right thing, or should I have waved my reserved seat ticket at him and told him to move his sorry ass? PS I am 5' 7" in my Jimmy Choos. I would have stayed in the Vulcan from 5-7pm and had a few scoops and got a later train...that way i would have seen the birds heading for a night out in Leeds instead of meatheads. |
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Post by otium (EPBS) on Feb 6, 2016 0:58:57 GMT 1
The best punch i ever threw was v L++ds outside the Shed. The gobby fella was unconscious before he hit the deck....unfortunately in the melee there was some confusion and it transpired he was a Town fan. My only regret in life.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 0:59:34 GMT 1
Knew you were a lass. Knew it! Sod Jimmy Choos, you should have gone all Bruce Lee on the lot of them! Did the smelly cat woman avatar give it away? |
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Post by Barbieterrier on Feb 6, 2016 9:34:53 GMT 1
Jimmy Choos? What size? I really really really want to own a pair of Louboutin red heels size 7.5 one day. PS you did the right thing. Who wants to sit with a load of scum? All Town aren't we? What's this thing about shoes with red soles? If it's that cool or hip to say you paid the price of a new car engine to ensure that when you trip up when pissed people can gawp in awe that you've got more money than sense... In fact, why don't more young 'uns just do a nice cheap paint job on the soles of a pair that cost twenty quid? Wow ... They're like the holy grail in shoes. Nothing more. If you think about how you guys drive  it's only like you wandering into the Ferrari shop and buying the latest brand new Ferrai only to scrape it on your garden wall when you get home isn't it? You can do that to a 6 year old Corsa. What's the difference? |
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Post by explorer on Feb 6, 2016 9:53:49 GMT 1
Knew you were a lass. Knew it! Sod Jimmy Choos, you should have gone all Bruce Lee on the lot of them! Did the smelly cat woman avatar give it away? Avatar? That's a selfie. |
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Post by galpharm2400 on Feb 6, 2016 10:45:55 GMT 1
After the Cardiff game my TP Express Bullet Train from Hudds to Scarborough was delayed (again) by 40 minutes. Just enough time, unfortunately, for it to be packed with Scum fans returning from Bolton. I fought my way into the carriage ( no, not literally...) to find a tattooed neanderthal sat in my reserved seat, and all his mates sat on the table, singing some song about being Champions Of Europe. I did what any hard-core Town fan would have done - stood up in the corridor until they all got off at some stinky cess pit just after Morley. Thing is,... did I do the right thing, or should I have waved my reserved seat ticket at him and told him to move his sorry ass? PS I am 5' 7" in my Jimmy Choos. did you try a 'hard stare'..? standing behind him holding your ticket and 'tutting' might have worked?? get close, start a rendition of the Hitler Youth Anthem, 'marching on together' and when they involuntarily stand up to salute, nip in and sit down??? |
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Post by explorer on Feb 6, 2016 10:50:16 GMT 1
After the Cardiff game my TP Express Bullet Train from Hudds to Scarborough was delayed (again) by 40 minutes. Just enough time, unfortunately, for it to be packed with Scum fans returning from Bolton. I fought my way into the carriage ( no, not literally...) to find a tattooed neanderthal sat in my reserved seat, and all his mates sat on the table, singing some song about being Champions Of Europe. I did what any hard-core Town fan would have done - stood up in the corridor until they all got off at some stinky cess pit just after Morley. Thing is,... did I do the right thing, or should I have waved my reserved seat ticket at him and told him to move his sorry ass? PS I am 5' 7" in my Jimmy Choos. did you try a 'hard stare'..? standing behind him holding your ticket and 'tutting' might have worked?? get close, start a rendition of the Hitler Youth Anthem, 'marching on together' and when they involuntarily stand up to salute, nip in and sit down??? Like the last option, trouble is it's such a catchy tune I might have been unable to stop myself joining in... |
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Post by Alfie on Feb 6, 2016 13:40:52 GMT 1
You should have called him a tattooed neanderthal to his face....Coward!
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Post by artysid on Feb 6, 2016 13:48:49 GMT 1
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it's only like you wandering into the Ferrari shop and buying the latest brand new Ferrai only to scrape it on your garden wall when you get home isn't it? You can do that to a 6 year old Corsa. What's the difference? 
