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Post by richyhtfc on Jul 29, 2016 23:27:32 GMT 1
people who still cant stop talking about CP, and bring him up in every thread.
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Post by 5kippy on Jul 30, 2016 2:53:27 GMT 1
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Post by morleyterrier on Jul 30, 2016 3:07:58 GMT 1
Neither. Just started up a new DATM account ( again ). I will be sitting with my boy in the family stand. Just trying to tempt the footballing gods into giving us a good season this time around, we must be due a good one again soon! Fair enough and apologies, I misinterpreted your post!. I agree that we are due a good season which for me is anything but looking over our shoulder all the time. |
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Post by morleyterrier on Jul 30, 2016 3:13:40 GMT 1
Agreed Allan, Hinchliffes steak, superb. Having lived in wankyshire for 32 years as a beleaguered ethic minority i do have find memories of - Harry boths fish & chips (road end nr waterloo) - 2 sisters who lived nearby  - Bread from a baker whose name elludes me (opposie the stag Inn) - The Ashfield Follies - My best mate patrick RIP so where can one obtain the above named pie products when travelling from the darkest west? Well Allan, not convenient for matches really, especially not when dropping down off the 62. Hinchliffes Farm shop in Netherton it is. Tremendous butchers counter also pies aside that is well worth a trip on its own to stock-up anyway!. And age wise, I must confess to not knowing the establishments you refer to. |
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Post by dalton knee-jerk on Jul 30, 2016 5:50:26 GMT 1
people who still cant stop talking about CP, and bring him up in every thread. To be fair it could be worse, could be you know who  |
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Post by conman on Jul 30, 2016 6:15:42 GMT 1
This is meant to be slightly light hearted and tongue in cheek but with all the optimism around the club with new signings and bigger crowds etc i thought i would put some differing points of view together. 1.Even though it was the same price we kept our seats when we could have got better views because the people around us are a good set where we can have a good crack but i just know the vacant places around us will be taken by either families that will be constantly trying to get past for hot dogs,crisps the toilet etc.....or lads that want to get past all the time cos they want a beer or they need the toilets....either way i will miss twenty mins of the game as hordes of people in a constant stream make me get up as they pass by! 2.These same people will moan like fu** when the town defence make their fifth pass accross our back four trying to find some space and will say "get it forrard" 3.These same people will moan like fu** when we do "get it forrard" and Wells is beaten in the air by either of the two center halves that are both a foot taller than Wells! 4.i won't be able to rock up at 2.57 and get to my seat just as the sponsors are walking off the pitch. 5.People moaning (on here and at the ground) when we aren't ten points clear by xmas. 6.Dean Hoyle is bond to get them clapper things for the Brentford game......the newby kids,pi$$heads,by me will send me nuts before i've discussed with the regulars why Wagner sees Hudson as a better option then the Hef. 7.If we are doing well by xmas and we get even bigger crowds i will let my enjoyment be spoiled by thinking "aye,it's alright when we are pushing for promotion to the Premiership and scoring for fun.....but where were you when we were playing Hartlepool in 1976?" despite that most of "these" people won't have been born in 1976! 8.officials.....self explanatory!! 9.On the verge of a top six finish and L**ds well and truly in mid-table.....the local radio and tv still won't give us credit for being the better side. 10.getting a bovril on a freezing tuesday night will be a nightmare......unless i leave my seast five mins before half time and make every other fuc**r stand up during play for once!!! 1 to 9 are irrelevant really. 10, i know it's a tad awkward but take a flask, it's cheaper,quicker and nicer. I even bought the wife a flask size holding handbag for matchdays.. |
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Post by Elioud on Jul 30, 2016 7:27:22 GMT 1
Scratching around for goals. Struggling on with two strikers, one or both of which will be injured at some point. Promises of another striker coming in the January transfer window by which point the season will be over and who never materializes in any case due to over inflated prices or targets being 'unavailable'.
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Post by duffterrier on Jul 30, 2016 10:08:39 GMT 1
This is meant to be slightly light hearted and tongue in cheek but with all the optimism around the club with new signings and bigger crowds etc i thought i would put some differing points of view together. 1.Even though it was the same price we kept our seats when we could have got better views because the people around us are a good set where we can have a good crack but i just know the vacant places around us will be taken by either families that will be constantly trying to get past for hot dogs,crisps the toilet etc.....or lads that want to get past all the time cos they want a beer or they need the toilets....either way i will miss twenty mins of the game as hordes of people in a constant stream make me get up as they pass by! 2.These same people will moan like fu** when the town defence make their fifth pass accross our back four trying to find some space and will say "get it forrard" 3.These same people will moan like fu** when we do "get it forrard" and Wells is beaten in the air by either of the two center halves that are both a foot taller than Wells! 4.i won't be able to rock up at 2.57 and get to my seat just as the sponsors are walking off the pitch. 5.People moaning (on here and at the ground) when we aren't ten points clear by xmas. 6.Dean Hoyle is bond to get them clapper things for the Brentford game......the newby kids,pi$$heads,by me will send me nuts before i've discussed with the regulars why Wagner sees Hudson as a better option then the Hef. 7.If we are doing well by xmas and we get even bigger crowds i will let my enjoyment be spoiled by thinking "aye,it's alright when we are pushing for promotion to the Premiership and scoring for fun.....but where were you when we were playing Hartlepool in 1976?" despite that most of "these" people won't have been born in 1976! 8.officials.....self explanatory!! 9.On the verge of a top six finish and L**ds well and truly in mid-table.....the local radio and tv still won't give us credit for being the better side. 10.getting a bovril on a freezing tuesday night will be a nightmare......unless i leave my seast five mins before half time and make every other fuc**r stand up during play for once!!! 10, i know it's a tad awkward but take a flask, it's cheaper,quicker and nicer. I even bought the wife a flask size holding handbag for matchdays.. not to me obviously! |
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Post by dalton knee-jerk on Jul 30, 2016 10:19:01 GMT 1
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Post by Jello Biafra on Jul 30, 2016 11:08:15 GMT 1
The Village Idiot.
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Post by AndySk on Jul 30, 2016 12:43:44 GMT 1
The Will Grigg song getting sung by every team (we'll do it for Nahki. Don't.)
RVLP
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Post by buzz on Jul 30, 2016 13:18:56 GMT 1
That cheating little bastard Forestieri Don't say that,you'll attract that knob Buzz to come on here to call us all tin pot wankers. tin pot wankers! |
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Post by hasta el pueblo on Jul 30, 2016 13:23:25 GMT 1
Don't say that,you'll attract that knob Buzz to come on here to call us all tin pot wankers. tin pot wankers! Told you! |
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Post by jongoalmachinenewby on Jul 30, 2016 13:51:09 GMT 1
The Will Grigg song getting sung by every team (we'll do it for Nahki. Don't.) RVLP Brace yourself for that, the Icelandic hand clap and 'i wanna go hooommmee' |
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Post by terrierpark on Jul 30, 2016 14:40:59 GMT 1
The "conversation" you have with surrounding fans when nahki has hit the keepers legs when it was easier to score.
The overinflated prices that pretend a pie and a pint is a bargain
The gaumless twonks who serve the above fayre. Actually i will just have a coffee....sorry we have a problem thee is no hot water ffs!!
The electronic ad boards are going to annoy me too esp i reckon at a night match
Stuck in traffic trying to turn. onto leeds rd and not been able to move despite a green light four times.
The dare devils who park outside argos and get away with it lol
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Post by allan 1958 (OAF-WROY)(SSLFF) on Jul 30, 2016 14:46:17 GMT 1
Don't say that,you'll attract that knob Buzz to come on here to call us all tin pot wankers. tin pot wankers! Upderstadt any thoughts on tonights lottery, private message if so  |
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Post by Chips Longhorn on Jul 30, 2016 16:49:10 GMT 1
The "just because you're losing " whistle
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Post by Christ in Shades (art) on Jul 30, 2016 17:02:43 GMT 1
Agreed Allan, Hinchliffes steak, superb. Having lived in wankyshire for 32 years as a beleaguered ethic minority i do have find memories of - Harry boths fish & chips (road end nr waterloo)- 2 sisters who lived nearby - Bread from a baker whose name elludes me (opposie the stag Inn)
- The Ashfield Follies - My best mate patrick RIP so where can one obtain the above named pie products when travelling from the darkest west? Fish and Chips in Waterloo? There is a chip shop in Waterloo but I don't think it's the one you remember and the bakers shop opposite The Stag.....long gone mate, long gone. |
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Post by bogart on Jul 30, 2016 17:12:03 GMT 1
When I read points 2,3 and 4 I thought I was reading my own post! Point 1 struck me. When I had a seat in the Britannia Rescue you could set your watch by one old guy, and I mean old. Would roll up at about 5 mins to kick off with attendant daughter granddaughter etc etc. And I could guarantee at 5 past he was off for his first visit to the toilet with attendant daughter granddaughter, no idea why all had to accompany him. I reckon if they saw 50% of the game they were doing well. |
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Post by stevvy on Jul 30, 2016 21:43:00 GMT 1
In no particular order:
Officials - self explanatory, they're basically all rubbish (even when they give decisions our way)
The opposition winning 2-0 or something like that with pretty much their only chances
Town having loads of chances but barely getting any on target, let alone not scoring enough and therefore not winning enough
Fans chanting about Leeds when we're not playing them
Losing against a lower league/irrelevant/uninteresting PL or Championship team in both cups with us making naff all money. Let's at least make some money if we're going to lose
Losing in the cups far too early. Why can't we have a half decent cup run for once?
Various other things that I can't remember
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Post by morleyterrier on Aug 5, 2016 20:06:50 GMT 1
What's that song that every dick head and his Dog was singing at the European Finals, something to do with not wanting to go home I think?. Don't take me home That's the Toon army song,best left to them,although I think it's good for England fans too 10 minutes in to a new season and just heard this fucking song, is every Team's fans going to sing this utter nonsense / shite this season?. Pleased I ain't going to Newcastle for this reason alone, at least a dont have to listen to numpties trotting this shite out. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 20:12:11 GMT 1
Don't take me home That's the Toon army song,best left to them,although I think it's good for England fans too 10 minutes in to a new season and just heard this fucking song, is every Team's fans going to sing this utter nonsense / shite this season?. Pleased I ain't going to Newcastle for this reason alone, at least a dont have to listen to numpties trotting this shite out. well you will hear it,as it's Newcastle s song |
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Post by morleyterrier on Aug 5, 2016 20:16:24 GMT 1
10 minutes in to a new season and just heard this fucking song, is every Team's fans going to sing this utter nonsense / shite this season?. Pleased I ain't going to Newcastle for this reason alone, at least a dont have to listen to numpties trotting this shite out. well you will hear it,as it's Newcastle s song Many Teams fans will be at it Digger and its shit. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 20:17:45 GMT 1
well you will hear it,as it's Newcastle s song Many Teams fans will be at it Digger and its shit. aye they will,,,but can expect it from Newcastle |
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Post by Doc Halladay 32 on Aug 5, 2016 20:37:02 GMT 1
Fans bemoaning about us always conceding soft goals while in their mind we never score one!
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Post by Bassingham Terrier on Aug 5, 2016 20:43:34 GMT 1
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Post by softboy on Aug 5, 2016 21:55:34 GMT 1
people saying we should give up
if we don't finish above Leeds
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Post by rothwellterrier on Aug 5, 2016 21:59:48 GMT 1
All this EFL bollocks!
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Post by duffterrier on Aug 6, 2016 7:24:20 GMT 1
linesmen looking to the ref for a decision on a throw in despite being ten yards away from the action rather then the thirty yards the ref is!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2016 7:29:58 GMT 1
the only pocket of atmosphere in the ground being that where those NSL types go.
Being outsung by any team that fills the south stand.
sitting near moaning pillocks and having to keep your thoughts to yourself.
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