Anyone been to Town Shop Yet?

[drumriggend]

Jul 21, 2019 12:33:01 GMT 1 galpharm2400 said:

There will soon be slim fit XXXL football shirts given chunkies have been fooled into huge skinny fit jeans

Next will be knocking them out in a special area set aside for the larger customer where the staff will still be thin enough to completely disappear when they turn sideways.

You disgust them but not enough not to take your cash.

One said to me once "you are very tall but badly shaped for our suits"

I think I must have been trying on the "anorexic" Range?😠

Sounds like your in denial bro..

[Deleted]

I was once looking at T shirts in House Of Fraser when the assistant advised me that the shirts weren't made to fit a "generous gentleman" like myself.

Still the nicest way anyone has called me a fat bastard.

[galpharm2400]

Jul 21, 2019 12:37:29 GMT 1 drumriggend said:

Jul 21, 2019 12:33:01 GMT 1 galpharm2400 said:

There will soon be slim fit XXXL football shirts given chunkies have been fooled into huge skinny fit jeans

Next will be knocking them out in a special area set aside for the larger customer where the staff will still be thin enough to completely disappear when they turn sideways.

You disgust them but not enough not to take your cash.

One said to me once "you are very tall but badly shaped for our suits"

I think I must have been trying on the "anorexic" Range?😠

Sounds like your in denial bro..

[galpharm2400]

Drum. Longest inside leg they had with a 34 inch waist? The ,"tall Skinny Fucker Range"?? Looked at me as though I had crapped in his man
bag when I said a 36 would do it!
Think they are denying the world is not all in a Famine.💀

[drumriggend]

Jul 21, 2019 12:58:35 GMT 1 galpharm2400 said:

Drum. Longest inside leg they had with a 34 inch waist? The ,"tall Skinny Fucker Range"?? Looked at me as though I had crapped in his man
bag when I said a 36 would do it!
Think they are denying the world is not all in a Famine.💀

Big boned?

[ilsonterrier]

For the first time ever, my son has got his shirt on release day. Living 70 miles away, he has to either wait until we're coming up, or pay the postage to get it sent down to us. He was playing rugby at Queensbury yesterday and grandparents were going to watch him. Cue a quick phone call and Grandma braves the crowds to go and get him one yesterday morning.

He's now on his way to Geneva via Manchester Airport - proudly wearing his new Town shirt!

[dabsie]

I went and got mugged. I bought a full kit for my 6 yr old £38 and was asked if I would like a name on the back.
After we give the name we wanted the lady picked a 2-3 yr old shirt up which was next to ours and put the name on the wrong shirt. Because we didn’t notice this and was picking up the shirt an hour later we was surprised to see a 2-3 one in the bag. The Mrs took it back and they wasn’t having none of it and wouldn’t change it so had a buy another one.
Not only that she had to ask for the other one back and they had put an adults number 6 on it and also kept the receipt. I understand it gets busy but this pissed me reet off

[captainblack]

The shirts do seem on the small size, Its nothing to do
with me being a fat b*****d, seriously you would be
better taking a trip down to the shop and just trying
one on, I had to buy the xxl which I have never had
to do before , the shirt looks great though , top
marks Town!

[crux]

Jul 22, 2019 11:09:21 GMT 1 captainblack said:

The shirts do seem on the small size, Its nothing to do
with me being a fat b*****d, seriously you would be
better taking a trip down to the shop and just trying
one on, I had to buy the xxl which I have never had
to do before , the shirt looks great though , top
marks Town!

I agree. I have the xl shirt, same as last season so it goes over a jumper later in the season. However it doesn't feel as roomy as last seasons.

PS: I'm 11 stone and 5 11 and therefore not 'under tall for my weight' 😉