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Post by Spike24 on Sept 11, 2019 15:59:04 GMT 1
The camel grabbers.
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Post by Spike24 on Sept 11, 2019 16:00:26 GMT 1
The hadegjonaj alumni.
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Post by Spike24 on Sept 11, 2019 16:01:58 GMT 1
Jaden brown Jaden brown, running down the wing Jaden brown, jaden brown, watch his bollox swing.................
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Post by Skint Terriers on Sept 11, 2019 16:18:22 GMT 1
I wish I was as pissed as spikeofhecky at this time on a Wednesday
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Post by Mastercracker on Sept 11, 2019 16:43:00 GMT 1
N7T
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Tinpot
Mental Health Support Group
I'm really tinpot
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Post by Tinpot on Sept 11, 2019 17:08:04 GMT 1
So the time has come for a new name. We've had 'Izzy Brown's free kick school' after his stunning free kick for Leeds in the play offs. And the most recent 'VLP Fan Club' but since our sweet prince has departed time for pastures new. The name with the most likes will be changed to my new profile name. Get creative XVLP Fan Club. 15 records?
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Post by walkdenterrier on Sept 11, 2019 17:31:31 GMT 1
Attention Seeker Seeks Whole Identity/ Persona Exchange Or Asswipe for short?
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New name
Sept 11, 2019 17:32:19 GMT 1
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Post by Chips Longhorn on Sept 11, 2019 17:32:19 GMT 1
Cowleys udders
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Post by Jello Biafra on Sept 11, 2019 18:18:25 GMT 1
Perineum? Sometimes you’re more of an arse, sometimes nearer a *c***/ballbag
*delete as applicable
For the avoidance of any doubt - this post is entirely tongue in cheek and not designed to offend in any way. Here, look, some smilies too 😃😃😃
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2019 18:28:37 GMT 1
Raj's Red Star
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Post by sabailand on Sept 11, 2019 18:52:43 GMT 1
How do you know his sexuality?
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New name
Sept 11, 2019 19:16:26 GMT 1
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digs likes this
Post by Galpharmer on Sept 11, 2019 19:16:26 GMT 1
Terry
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New name
Sept 11, 2019 19:31:49 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2019 19:31:49 GMT 1
DATM Member.
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New name
Sept 11, 2019 19:32:10 GMT 1
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Post by cappy on Sept 11, 2019 19:32:10 GMT 1
How's it go . Fuck Me Rigid ?
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Post by runner76 on Sept 11, 2019 19:33:52 GMT 1
Please Remove Thread
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Post by otium (EPBS) on Sept 11, 2019 19:40:05 GMT 1
Have to say, that the way your OP was worded it came across as self obsessed. Preface it with some smileys, state that it was a piss-take/laugh, then you might have had a different response. If you'd have put this into some group message on another platform it would have had the requisite tongue in cheek responses/suggestions. But as it is, this is DATM, we're not all your japester mates... Would of thought as per many of my posts mate this was a pisstake laugh otherwise my name would be something normal and straight forward etc. It's easy to forget you need to down play things on here in order to not get arsey responses Dont change your username or avatar. Wear the same type of shoes for 30 years. For the umpteenth time "change is not necessarily progress".
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digs
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by digs on Sept 11, 2019 19:57:44 GMT 1
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Post by Clark W Griswald (CAS) on Sept 11, 2019 20:13:32 GMT 1
I learnt a new word the other day, CHODE. Apparently it's the name given to a short but fat penis. How about that ?
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Post by gingerc on Sept 11, 2019 20:29:44 GMT 1
“Hello Dave, is that Dave?”
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Post by space hardware on Sept 11, 2019 20:32:38 GMT 1
I learnt a new word the other day, CHODE. Apparently it's the name given to a short but fat penis. How about that ? I thought that was known as a Steve Evans.
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New name
Sept 11, 2019 21:20:43 GMT 1
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Post by cissystrutt74 on Sept 11, 2019 21:20:43 GMT 1
Vulva
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Post by Town Duppy on Sept 11, 2019 21:57:28 GMT 1
I learnt a new word the other day, CHODE. Apparently it's the name given to a short but fat penis. How about that ? Are you sure someone's not having your pants down......
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King Curtis
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
Bacon is good for me
Posts: 4,855
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Post by King Curtis on Sept 11, 2019 22:19:28 GMT 1
What a shite thread you absolute wet-wipe!
No, sorry... I'll play along.
Wet-wipe should be your new name.
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Post by FloridaTerrier on Sept 11, 2019 22:25:10 GMT 1
What about "Spacker"?
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King Curtis
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
Bacon is good for me
Posts: 4,855
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Post by King Curtis on Sept 11, 2019 22:31:56 GMT 1
Probs not appropriate that one pal.
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ambryboy
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
Posts: 4,889
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Post by ambryboy on Sept 11, 2019 22:56:30 GMT 1
What about havenotofyouthickget?
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omar1988
Iain Dunn Terrier
Keep smiling.
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Post by omar1988 on Sept 11, 2019 23:01:18 GMT 1
Probs not appropriate that one pal. My lass went to visit her sister after work tonight. Witnessed her giving her fella the bollocking of his life for referring to someone as a "spacker". This was in front of their three and five year old kids. They then spent half an hour asking what a "spacker" is. I like my brother in law but he really doesn't think before he speaks. Think that's why I like him. Hadn't heard the term in years. Didn't know "spackers" are like buses. Everyday is still a school day.
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New name
Sept 11, 2019 23:42:55 GMT 1
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Post by Porrohman on Sept 11, 2019 23:42:55 GMT 1
Probs not appropriate that one pal. Wonder what Nigel Spackmans nickname was 🤨😄
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Post by FloridaTerrier on Sept 12, 2019 2:43:13 GMT 1
Probs not appropriate that one pal. Ahh Ball Locks. I meant "S lacker"
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