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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2020 13:30:38 GMT 1
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Post by drumriggend on Jul 14, 2020 14:06:09 GMT 1
Should never have left Gail..
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2020 14:11:23 GMT 1
Who is he being two trip replaced with - Andrew Crashaw?
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Post by dugnet on Jul 14, 2020 14:15:17 GMT 1
Can he play up front?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2020 14:16:44 GMT 1
Who is he being two trip replaced with - Andrew Crashaw? Just read that it's Sam fucking Matterface! What a kick in the balls that must be.
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Post by Dan on Jul 14, 2020 14:40:41 GMT 1
Who is he being two trip replaced with - Andrew Crashaw? Just read that it's Sam fucking Matterface! What a kick in the balls that must be. Not sure what you're talking about, Sam is a brilliant commentator.....
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Post by Galpharmer on Jul 14, 2020 14:51:27 GMT 1
Sam Matterface seems like a right kiss arse.
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Post by Galpharmer on Jul 14, 2020 14:52:04 GMT 1
Who is he being two trip replaced with - Andrew Crashaw? Just read that it's Sam fucking Matterface! What a kick in the balls that must be. One of them anyway.
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Post by overtonterrierspirit on Jul 14, 2020 14:52:43 GMT 1
Sam Matterface seems like a right kiss arse. Think you may have accurately explained why he got the job.
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Jul 14, 2020 15:04:27 GMT 1
The unseen bits of that interview were about Trevor, the builder who built his conservatory for him.
Some of you might remember that Trevor was more recently known for building conservatories in and around where Clive lives and had a flawless attendance record for his clients. He briefly had a stint in Florida building Lanais at the height of the Disney holiday boom, but decided to come back to the UK as he missed the challenges of dwarf walls.
That new bloke sounds like he'll be fun to listen to.
Shame we can't just have something on your smart TV that translates all football commentary into John Helm...
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Post by Galpharmer on Jul 14, 2020 15:06:33 GMT 1
Didn’t Natalie Sawyer shack up with him because he was on his way up the ladder?
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Post by overtonterrierspirit on Jul 14, 2020 15:08:12 GMT 1
Didn’t Natalie Sawyer shack up with him because he was on his way up the ladder? Bet that was distracting. He could have lost his footing!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2020 15:53:00 GMT 1
Didn’t Natalie Sawyer shack up with him because he was on his way up the ladder? She was married to former Sky Sports News colleague Sam Matterface and they have a son called Sawyer Matterface, who was born on 28 October 2010. Sawyer and Matterface divorced in 2014. On 12 January 2018, Sam Matterface was confirmed as Matt Chapman's replacement as commentator for ITV's Dancing on Ice.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2020 15:57:55 GMT 1
Surely, an ageism appeal awaits...
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Post by terriertim on Jul 14, 2020 16:08:04 GMT 1
Thats where Harold Bishop went......
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Post by Christ in Shades (art) on Jul 14, 2020 16:47:22 GMT 1
Tyldesley gets on my tits to be fair, he's no John Motson, good news he's been jettisoned.
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Jul 14, 2020 16:54:15 GMT 1
Just read that it's Sam fucking Matterface! What a kick in the balls that must be. Not sure what you're talking about, Sam is a brilliant commentator..... No matter what excuses you want to make about that, it proves that the old adage about right time, right place, still rings true... How did that divot ever get past the auditions?
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Post by Porrohman on Jul 14, 2020 17:40:22 GMT 1
Tyldesley gets on my tits to be fair, he's no John Motson, good news he's been jettisoned. Not being John Motson is a good thing, he was a fucking awful commentator 😁
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Post by rastrick32 on Jul 14, 2020 17:44:49 GMT 1
They will soon replace commentators with robots, programmed to say only positive things about the PL. Man City have got scientists working on it as we speak.
They will also fill the stadia with other robots who will clap and cheer at the correct times, ie only when Man Shitty and Liverpool score. Half of these robots will be black. The other half will be a random mix of ethnicities and genders.
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Jul 14, 2020 17:47:58 GMT 1
They will soon replace commentators with robots, programmed to say only positive things about the PL. Man City have got scientists working on it as we speak. They will also fill the stadia with other robots who will clap and cheer at the correct times, ie only when Man Shitty and Liverpool score. Half of these robots will be black. The other half will be a random mix of ethnicities and genders. Will there be some Irish robots?
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Post by Porrohman on Jul 14, 2020 18:22:01 GMT 1
They will soon replace commentators with robots, programmed to say only positive things about the PL. Man City have got scientists working on it as we speak. They will also fill the stadia with other robots who will clap and cheer at the correct times, ie only when Man Shitty and Liverpool score. Half of these robots will be black. The other half will be a random mix of ethnicities and genders. Will there be some Irish robots? They already turn up at Anfield every other week, along with a load of Norwegian ones
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Post by rastrick32 on Jul 14, 2020 20:41:16 GMT 1
They will soon replace commentators with robots, programmed to say only positive things about the PL. Man City have got scientists working on it as we speak. They will also fill the stadia with other robots who will clap and cheer at the correct times, ie only when Man Shitty and Liverpool score. Half of these robots will be black. The other half will be a random mix of ethnicities and genders. Will there be some Irish robots? Just one, modelled on James McClean.
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Post by Chips Longhorn on Jul 14, 2020 21:17:54 GMT 1
Embarrassing
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Post by est1908 on Jul 14, 2020 22:11:19 GMT 1
...and take Tyler with ya!
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Post by est1908 on Jul 14, 2020 22:15:25 GMT 1
Didn’t Natalie Sawyer shack up with him because he was on his way up the ladder? She was married to former Sky Sports News colleague Sam Matterface and they have a son called Sawyer Matterface, who was born on 28 October 2010. Sawyer and Matterface divorced in 2014. On 12 January 2018, Sam Matterface was confirmed as Matt Chapman's replacement as commentator for ITV's Dancing on Ice. It was Joe Dolce's?
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Post by saible on Jul 14, 2020 22:26:10 GMT 1
I had to look him up...I suppose i would recognise his voice if I heard it. Bring back Stuart hall.
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Post by somtam on Jul 15, 2020 2:54:12 GMT 1
Your fired. Stop embarrassing yourself and just get on with it.
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Post by worthington on Jul 15, 2020 9:55:39 GMT 1
Tyldesley has always been annoying and puts on rose tinted specs for every underwhelming England performance. But doubtless his replacement will be more annoying.
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Post by bogart on Jul 15, 2020 20:07:30 GMT 1
Just watched second half of Man City v Bournemouth anybody know who the bloody annoying scouse git was giving his opinions out?
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Post by Million Dollar Babies on Jul 15, 2020 20:33:49 GMT 1
Just watched second half of Man City v Bournemouth anybody know who the bloody annoying scouse git was giving his opinions out?
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