Dan
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by Dan on Feb 19, 2023 16:31:26 GMT 1
I had to check it wasn't April Fools day...
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Post by johncoddington5 on Feb 19, 2023 16:40:52 GMT 1
I had to check it wasn't April Fools day... May play in brown next season! |
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Post by Oblong of Dreams on Feb 19, 2023 16:44:34 GMT 1
Toughsheet?  I had no idea that Izal had rebranded... |
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Post by westislandterrier on Feb 19, 2023 17:04:04 GMT 1
I had to check it wasn't April Fools day... May play in brown next season! Just tough sheet then for them if they come up against Neil Warnock’s rejuvinated Huddersfield Town next season then ! 😊 |
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Post by sabailand on Feb 19, 2023 17:22:32 GMT 1
May play in brown next season! Just tough sheet then for them if they come up against Neil Warnock’s rejuvinated Huddersfield Town next season then ! 😊 I've given it a like but its only cos we won yesterday Westie.  |
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rickrast
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
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Post by rickrast on Feb 19, 2023 17:37:15 GMT 1
Nosheet!
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buckers
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by buckers on Feb 19, 2023 19:07:00 GMT 1
The wife’s a Bolton season ticket holder. As are the in-laws and sister in law. Was fun in the family group chat when that was announced.
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Post by kennyk2 on Feb 19, 2023 19:26:53 GMT 1
Can't wait for Jeff Steling to say, "Straight to the tough shit stadium...".
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Post by Captainslapper on Feb 19, 2023 19:31:41 GMT 1
Thats brilliant!  Cant stand bolton wanderers! |
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Post by westislandterrier on Feb 19, 2023 19:33:26 GMT 1
The wife’s a Bolton season ticket holder. As are the in-laws and sister in law. Was fun in the family group chat when that was announced. Did the trots get a mention as they’re known as The Trotters.... And I guess one would need a tough sheet to clean up the said trotters ! ☹️ |
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Post by 3Pipe on Feb 19, 2023 20:15:23 GMT 1
Toughsheet? I had no idea that Izal had rebranded... There's an entire generation of folk who have no idea what it's like to wipe your arse with tracing paper. |
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Post by 28901 on Feb 19, 2023 20:18:37 GMT 1
Thats brilliant! Cant stand bolton wanderers! Hated them since Gartside and his closed shop. |
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Post by boooothy on Feb 19, 2023 20:20:52 GMT 1
Can’t buy publicity like that…. turns out you can
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Post by westislandterrier on Feb 19, 2023 20:27:16 GMT 1
Toughsheet? I had no idea that Izal had rebranded... There's an entire generation of folk who have no idea what it's like to wipe your arse with tracing paper. Hell that was the ‘shit’ (pardon the pun) paper we had in that ‘dump’ (again pardon the pun) primary school that I went to from 1976 till 1982... Maybe I should sue Strathclyde Regional Council for the Crap they put us poor folks through back then ! |
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Post by 3Pipe on Feb 19, 2023 20:27:24 GMT 1
Can't say I hate them but any chance to take the piss out of my mate the Bolton fan with the missing thumb, without actually mentioning his thumb, I'll take it.
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Post by 3Pipe on Feb 19, 2023 20:31:18 GMT 1
There's an entire generation of folk who have no idea what it's like to wipe your arse with tracing paper. Hell that was the ‘shit’ (pardon the pun) paper we had in that ‘dump’ (again pardon the pun) primary school that I went to from 1976 till 1982... Maybe I should sue Strathclyde Regional Council for the Crap they put us poor folks through back then ! You should, man. Absolute cruelty, that stuff was. We had it at Moldgreen Primary in 1974-76, Wooldale Juniors 1977-80 and I'm fairly sure we had it at Holmfirth High in the 80's and possibly Greenhead College too. Not to mention just about every pub toilet had it. Certainly The Nook did. |
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Post by Teddington Ted on Feb 19, 2023 20:41:20 GMT 1
Hell that was the ‘shit’ (pardon the pun) paper we had in that ‘dump’ (again pardon the pun) primary school that I went to from 1976 till 1982... Maybe I should sue Strathclyde Regional Council for the Crap they put us poor folks through back then ! You should, man. Absolute cruelty, that stuff was. We had it at Moldgreen Primary in 1974-76, Wooldale Juniors 1977-80 and I'm fairly sure we had it at Holmfirth High in the 80's and possibly Greenhead College too. Not to mention just about every pub toilet had it. Certainly The Nook did. Learnt to always wear 2 pairs of socks on a night out round Huddersfield in the mid 90s. A Bangkok rinse left far too much moisture down there and no one wanted a paper cut from the grease-proof paper they used to supply in the bogs. |
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Post by araucaria on Feb 19, 2023 20:54:21 GMT 1
Newcastle fans quickly named Sunderland's new premises the Stadium of Shite and now there's two of them (three counting Elland Road).
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Post by westislandterrier on Feb 19, 2023 21:00:56 GMT 1
You should, man. Absolute cruelty, that stuff was. We had it at Moldgreen Primary in 1974-76, Wooldale Juniors 1977-80 and I'm fairly sure we had it at Holmfirth High in the 80's and possibly Greenhead College too. Not to mention just about every pub toilet had it. Certainly The Nook did. Learnt to always wear 2 pairs of socks on a night out round Huddersfield in the mid 90s. A Bangkok rinse left far too much moisture down there and no one wanted a paper cut from the grease-proof paper they used to supply in the bogs. The one bonus was that your fingers wouldn’t go through it - However the flip side of the coin was we used to have a disco at one of our village community halls every four months and while it was ‘proper’ bog roll it could easily go damp within these 4 months and if you had to go on the night, pissed, and didn’t take a big dollop of it your fingers would be trough it the day before tomorrow... Sticky fingers then and a similar word but with a h instead would quite easily be the outcome ! Let me just say - once bitten twice shy !!! 🚽 ☹️ 🧻 |
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Post by westislandterrier on Feb 19, 2023 21:06:33 GMT 1
Newcastle fans quickly named Sunderland's new premises the Stadium of Shite and now there's two of them (three counting Elland Road). You could probably add The John Smith’s stadium to that list up until yesterday ! (Certainly on the field of play and in the boardroom this season anyway)... |
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Post by aloadofdbullocks on Feb 19, 2023 21:06:45 GMT 1
Learnt to always wear 2 pairs of socks on a night out round Huddersfield in the mid 90s. A Bangkok rinse left far too much moisture down there and no one wanted a paper cut from the grease-proof paper they used to supply in the bogs. The one bonus was that your fingers wouldn’t go through it - However the flip side of the coin was we used to have a disco at one of our village community halls every four months and while it was ‘proper’ bog roll it could easily go damp within these 4 months and if you had to go on the night, pissed, and didn’t take a big dollop of it your fingers would be trough it the day before tomorrow... Sticky fingers then and a similar word but with a h instead would quite easily be the outcome ! Let me just say - once bitten twice shy !!! 🚽 ☹️ 🧻 Sounds like you needed at least 7 sheets Westie? Which is apt cos going from your posts you seem to be 7 sheets to the wind half the time! 😀 |
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Post by yorkshiretripod on Feb 19, 2023 21:13:42 GMT 1
That's just hard lines.
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Post by terriersyndrome on Feb 19, 2023 21:23:56 GMT 1
When does the John Smith's sponsorship end?
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Feb 19, 2023 21:33:13 GMT 1
Newcastle fans quickly named Sunderland's new premises the Stadium of Shite and now there's two of them (three counting Elland Road). Given the accents up there, that was the most bizarrely named stadium I’d ever heard of… Up until now of course. As others have said, this will be by far the cheapest advertising fee that company will pay, considering the potential reach. I believe Bolton had stadium or team sponsorship by a company called Franking sense (yes, they’re a mailing company). I only really remember the name because we hired a villa in Florida from the owners. |
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krtek
Darren Bullock Terrier
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Post by krtek on Feb 19, 2023 21:51:40 GMT 1
is this some Paddy Power style *zaniness*? Not that I'm surprised after seeing another construction industry company called What's The Pointing on a sign earlier.
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Post by westislandterrier on Feb 19, 2023 22:13:46 GMT 1
The one bonus was that your fingers wouldn’t go through it - However the flip side of the coin was we used to have a disco at one of our village community halls every four months and while it was ‘proper’ bog roll it could easily go damp within these 4 months and if you had to go on the night, pissed, and didn’t take a big dollop of it your fingers would be trough it the day before tomorrow... Sticky fingers then and a similar word but with a h instead would quite easily be the outcome ! Let me just say - once bitten twice shy !!! 🚽 ☹️ 🧻 Sounds like you needed at least 7 sheets Westie? Which is apt cos going from your posts you seem to be 7 sheets to the wind half the time! 😀 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Brilliant ! 👍 |
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Post by golcarexile on Feb 20, 2023 11:16:05 GMT 1
You should, man. Absolute cruelty, that stuff was. We had it at Moldgreen Primary in 1974-76, Wooldale Juniors 1977-80 and I'm fairly sure we had it at Holmfirth High in the 80's and possibly Greenhead College too. Not to mention just about every pub toilet had it. Certainly The Nook did. Learnt to always wear 2 pairs of socks on a night out round Huddersfield in the mid 90s. A Bangkok rinse left far too much moisture down there and no one wanted a paper cut from the grease-proof paper they used to supply in the bogs. Going for a shit on a night out is up there alongside jamming a pork pie in a thermos flask as good ideas go. |
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ram
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by ram on Feb 20, 2023 11:16:17 GMT 1
Hell that was the ‘shit’ (pardon the pun) paper we had in that ‘dump’ (again pardon the pun) primary school that I went to from 1976 till 1982... Maybe I should sue Strathclyde Regional Council for the Crap they put us poor folks through back then ! You should, man. Absolute cruelty, that stuff was. We had it at Moldgreen Primary in 1974-76, Wooldale Juniors 1977-80 and I'm fairly sure we had it at Holmfirth High in the 80's and possibly Greenhead College too. Not to mention just about every pub toilet had it. Certainly The Nook did. I went to Moldgreen in the late 40s/early 50s." 2 of the teachers were right sadists,Raddish Radcliffe used to through his blackboard rubber {Wood base} at anybody not paying attention,and a bloke called Charlie Hawley once chucked a woodwork chisel at someone,it stuck in the back wall.Gordon Kaye {allo allo} was a pupil, he used to get beaten up every day. |
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bogart
David Wagner Terrier
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Post by bogart on Feb 20, 2023 11:39:29 GMT 1
Toughsheet? I had no idea that Izal had rebranded... Ah the heady days of Izal slippin and a slidin. |
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Post by Oblong of Dreams on Feb 20, 2023 11:48:47 GMT 1
When does the John Smith's sponsorship end? Not soon enough. Bloody awful pish... |
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