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Post by Porrohman on Feb 1, 2024 13:15:02 GMT 1
What shaped legs go in round holes Pervert
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Post by tepidterrier on Feb 1, 2024 13:24:40 GMT 1
I'd probably give a few man management 'how would you respond?' scenarios which are, unbeknownst to the interviewee, based off our current players.
Player K is a streaky confidence player who's predictable but hard to stop when his tail's up.
Player R has all the ingredients to be one of the best in the league, but goes to pieces whenever he's in the box
Player H has something about him but keeps falling in with the wrong crowd
Every manager would answer those differently, and I think this would reveal so much more about the type of person, their motivational abilities, and suitability for the squad we have, than any questions about tactics and football philosophy.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2024 13:26:21 GMT 1
Have you ever worked for Stoke ?
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Post by Boaty McBoatface on Feb 1, 2024 13:54:45 GMT 1
Do you hate Leeds?
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Post by St Dogs Terrier on Feb 1, 2024 14:08:49 GMT 1
Which Posters on DATM support your application for this prestigious role? Specifically how much tactical advise have you been able absorb from DATM as a whole?
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Post by Tinpot on Feb 1, 2024 14:32:39 GMT 1
I think in the modern day, each manager interviews in their own way. Some do fancy PowerPoint dossiers. Some will sit and chat. I think they all get questioned by a pan like any other job too. For me, there should be a practical part. Like when you go for a teaching job you take a class for a 30 minute lesson etc. They should do 30-45 mins, see how the players respond etc. Only issue with this would be wasting actual match prep time. Sauce?
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Post by Christ in Shades (art) on Feb 1, 2024 14:35:00 GMT 1
Where do you see yourself in 5 months time Unemployed with a big pay off.
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Post by kayeb222 on Feb 1, 2024 14:38:04 GMT 1
How thick do you sound at press conferences?
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Post by kayeb222 on Feb 1, 2024 14:42:45 GMT 1
Would you ever play a striker as a full back? If the answer is yes tell them the interview is terminated and that they can f**k off! Would you ever play a centre back as a striker? If so,I have a suggestion about our current top scorer!!
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Post by kayeb222 on Feb 1, 2024 15:05:22 GMT 1
What shaped legs go in round holes Yeh, here's a fisher-price peg box & we would like you to put the shapes back in the box, 2 hours later watching them struggle, 'ok DM/MF thanks for coming & we'll be in touch'......NEVER. Lol. 1 week later...... " Congratulations,you were the best applicant. Can you start on Monday?".
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Post by westislandterrier on Feb 1, 2024 15:35:04 GMT 1
What shaped legs go in round holes Dick’s shaped legs goes into round holes ! 😉
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Post by rockwall on Feb 1, 2024 16:38:59 GMT 1
Would you be able to keep Duncan in the loop and make sure he keeps his dummy in his mouth?
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Post by Flowerdisco on Feb 1, 2024 17:00:44 GMT 1
What are your views on sports psychology and what are your views on professional footballers (and chairmen 😆) on social media?
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Post by Convictatthemac on Feb 1, 2024 17:01:32 GMT 1
Can you show us and then subsequently our midfield how to pass and then move to receive a return pass?
More seriously though, I’d ask them to turn up with a video presentation, showing training drills, how they are practically applied into their teams with game day video and stats to back it up.
For the second interview, I’d give them training video of our players and the last three games to watch and ask them, how would the previous presentation be applied and benefit our players using these video to show what our players are capable of.
A lot of work, but if they want the job they’d have no issue getting it done.
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Post by Flowerdisco on Feb 1, 2024 17:11:45 GMT 1
What do you think of us changing our name from Huddersfield Town to Hardly Athletic?
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Post by richhtfc on Feb 1, 2024 17:23:27 GMT 1
Can a team still be successful with a negative goal difference? Are you familiar with West Vale squash club? Is a thermos a suitable container for a pie?
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Post by bluetit on Feb 1, 2024 17:57:46 GMT 1
Are you willing to upset 75% of idiots who support town and drop Hogg because as soon as you do that you alienate all the Hogg worshippers
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Post by Boaty McBoatface on Feb 1, 2024 20:15:35 GMT 1
I would hope that the successful candidate would be prepared, have a plan and challenge whoever is interviewing as to if they think his plan (which would have to be realistic for a lower end Championship club) would be supported. The plan should include: Playing style and football identity Structure of backroom and engagement with the academy Knowledge of the current squad and identity the areas that require attention in the summer A fallback plan in the event of relegation (shows reality and the ability to adapt) A long term vision for where the team could be in 6 months, 18 months, 3 years How progress would be reviewed and the support required from the board. In turn how the new manager would support the board with the wider running of the club eg shaping of strategy, media commitments, fan engagement and community development In short rather than sit there and answer questions and attempt to give the answers they think they want to hear be prepared to set the agenda. I would expect any ambitious and forward thinking individual to be prepared in such a way. It would then be down to those interviewing to challenge, look under the bonnet and see if the words were credible or just a lot of waffle. We need energy, drive, commitment, desire (to be successful for HTAFC and themselves) and have a personality that leads and gets people following them. Any chump can rock up and give glib answers to an interviewer. Evidence so far has perhaps inferred that our current board could benefit from someone as described above. If those selecting the new man are intimidated or have their ego bruised then I would say they might not be entirely best placed to make the selection. It's not what's asked, it's what the candidate says. Justaguy, get this man a seat on the board!
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Post by harris on Feb 1, 2024 20:18:42 GMT 1
When did you first hear of Huddersfield Town’s interest in you?
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Post by Stewpot on Feb 1, 2024 23:19:18 GMT 1
First of all if you don't mind me asking, don't you perhaps feel you're a little over qualified for this position?
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Post by ACW on Feb 1, 2024 23:47:59 GMT 1
Can you coach Town players to take a throw in properly?
Are you familiar with the preferred tactical approach of "Gerrit forrad"?
Are you comfortable with the fact that you will never be as good as Neil Warnock?
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Post by harrychrishner on Feb 1, 2024 23:48:47 GMT 1
Have you in any way, shape or form been employed by Borussia Dortmund? If so sign here.....
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Post by Hazza on Feb 1, 2024 23:56:35 GMT 1
How quickly can you injure our entire first 11 in innocuous training ground incidents?
Sorry too slow…. Next!
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Post by utttrooper on Feb 2, 2024 0:04:24 GMT 1
Would you ever play a striker as a full back? If the answer is yes tell them the interview is terminated and that they can f**k off! Would you ever play a centre back as a striker? If so,I have a suggestion about our current top scorer!! Keep him at centre back and stick the Keighley Cannavaro up top next to Bojan so Sorba has 2 target men meaning he has 2 more men to aim for then he usually has
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Post by isleofmanterrier on Feb 2, 2024 0:14:58 GMT 1
The board offer the candidate the job….
New manager: can you tell me what the fans are like?
Cartwright: I’ve already been written off, and I’m getting dogs abuse.
Edwards: Not going to lie, I try to stay away from any contact so they give Mark all the abuse.
Nagle: In general they’re great. But there’s this one fella called Dunc, and I cannot stress this enough, if he slides in your DMs do not reply. He’s currently threatening to release private info of my cats medical history.
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Post by 28901 on Feb 2, 2024 0:54:33 GMT 1
Just to take us away for the same tedious threads for a short while. I have no idea what a football interview process looks like, I have run many processes myself and i wondered what process I would run for our next manager (because let's face it, whatever we've been doing doesn't work well) So... If you could include one thing in the interview process to try identify the best person for the job what would it be? Mine would be that I asked them to watch 3 of our matches then give a presentation on our tactics, style of play and identofy any issues. Also then present their tactics with the team and the things that they would change/do.(Serious suggestions preferred) Set up to win a game with a squad selection to play the right players in the right positions and subs that make sense and at the right time. But hey I'm just a retired carpet weaver not a football manager so what feck do I know. Do I get the job Kev I was a carpet weaver for several years. Axminster and Wilton best quality carpets.
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Post by 28901 on Feb 2, 2024 0:59:01 GMT 1
I would hope that the successful candidate would be prepared, have a plan and challenge whoever is interviewing as to if they think his plan (which would have to be realistic for a lower end Championship club) would be supported. The plan should include: Playing style and football identity Structure of backroom and engagement with the academy Knowledge of the current squad and identity the areas that require attention in the summer A fallback plan in the event of relegation (shows reality and the ability to adapt) A long term vision for where the team could be in 6 months, 18 months, 3 years How progress would be reviewed and the support required from the board. In turn how the new manager would support the board with the wider running of the club eg shaping of strategy, media commitments, fan engagement and community development In short rather than sit there and answer questions and attempt to give the answers they think they want to hear be prepared to set the agenda. I would expect any ambitious and forward thinking individual to be prepared in such a way. It would then be down to those interviewing to challenge, look under the bonnet and see if the words were credible or just a lot of waffle. We need energy, drive, commitment, desire (to be successful for HTAFC and themselves) and have a personality that leads and gets people following them. Any chump can rock up and give glib answers to an interviewer. Evidence so far has perhaps inferred that our current board could benefit from someone as described above. If those selecting the new man are intimidated or have their ego bruised then I would say they might not be entirely best placed to make the selection. It's not what's asked, it's what the candidate says. You're way too sensible for this forum.
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Post by dugnet on Feb 2, 2024 7:33:13 GMT 1
I would hope that the successful candidate would be prepared, have a plan and challenge whoever is interviewing as to if they think his plan (which would have to be realistic for a lower end Championship club) would be supported. The plan should include: Playing style and football identity Structure of backroom and engagement with the academy Knowledge of the current squad and identity the areas that require attention in the summer A fallback plan in the event of relegation (shows reality and the ability to adapt) A long term vision for where the team could be in 6 months, 18 months, 3 years How progress would be reviewed and the support required from the board. In turn how the new manager would support the board with the wider running of the club eg shaping of strategy, media commitments, fan engagement and community development In short rather than sit there and answer questions and attempt to give the answers they think they want to hear be prepared to set the agenda. I would expect any ambitious and forward thinking individual to be prepared in such a way. It would then be down to those interviewing to challenge, look under the bonnet and see if the words were credible or just a lot of waffle. We need energy, drive, commitment, desire (to be successful for HTAFC and themselves) and have a personality that leads and gets people following them. Any chump can rock up and give glib answers to an interviewer. Evidence so far has perhaps inferred that our current board could benefit from someone as described above. If those selecting the new man are intimidated or have their ego bruised then I would say they might not be entirely best placed to make the selection. It's not what's asked, it's what the candidate says. You're way too sensible for this forum. I beg to differ, I have been supporting this club since 1979! 🤣🤣
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Post by Tinpot on Feb 2, 2024 8:20:00 GMT 1
There would have to be some bespoke questions too. Why did it not work out at Swansea/Hibernian/Chestwankers (etc)? If you'd been given more time what would you have done?
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Post by dugnet on Feb 2, 2024 10:44:23 GMT 1
There would have to be some bespoke questions too. Why did it not work out at Swansea/Hibernian/Chestwankers (etc)? If you'd been given more time what would you have done? Good question but equally I would hope that those recruiting have reviewed the appointment of DM and determined what went wrong. There are always lessons to be learned and people who are successful are those who are able to review, learn and improve. I would hope our new man would be challenging the club about the past and culture at the club. Given Mr Nagle has pledged, through Carmichael Dave, to keep communicating that needs to be accepted and perhaps some mutual red lines set about what and how things are discussed. Everyone needs to work together and our last great manager pretty much had everyone aligned. Mr Nagle has the ability to align people and manager who can work with Mr Nagle in the same way would be very useful. For all this waffle we need someone who has tactical nous and get us winning games of football. I think our penultimate manager said it wasn't that difficult, although he might have been slightly provocative.
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