cyberman
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
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Post by cyberman on Jul 31, 2024 11:17:57 GMT 1
Jizz Hornkamp Cumming over to sign ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkampps I am not in the know (ITK) or am actually aware if this player is about to sign but could be useful in a sticky situation |
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Macduff
Andy Booth Terrier
I've got a Gibson without a case but I cant get that even tanned look on my face.
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Post by Macduff on Jul 31, 2024 11:29:56 GMT 1
This might end up putting the fish puns into second place.
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Post by SN0W on Jul 31, 2024 11:37:13 GMT 1
I can't see mention of him elsewhere.
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Post by Jello Biafra on Jul 31, 2024 11:37:41 GMT 1
Jizz Hornkamp Cumming over to sign ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkampps I am not in the know (ITK) or am actually aware if this player is about to sign but could be useful in a sticky situation Powerful shooter, or more of a dribbler? |
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cyberman
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
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Post by cyberman on Jul 31, 2024 12:07:17 GMT 1
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Post by mosher on Jul 31, 2024 12:27:30 GMT 1
Plenty of players should have signed for Deportivo Wanka in Peru: Andre Muff, Rod Fanni, Quim, Ralf Minge, Stefan Kuntz, Argel Fucks and Johan de Cock just off the top of my head. Yes, I had a filthy mind as a kid  |
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Tinpot
Mental Health Support Group
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Post by Tinpot on Jul 31, 2024 12:29:52 GMT 1
I don't know whether he's any good or not, but with a name like that I don't care if he's like Adama Diakhaby minus the pace. Get him signed!
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Post by Gag_N_Bone_Man (Destabiliser) on Jul 31, 2024 12:32:06 GMT 1
finally an excuse for having Jizz on my back
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Tinpot
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Post by Tinpot on Jul 31, 2024 12:38:17 GMT 1
I can honestly say I've never had a player's name on the back of a replica shirt - but if we signed this guy, I definitely would.
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cyberman
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
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Post by cyberman on Jul 31, 2024 12:38:47 GMT 1
He is actually quite a decent striker at a similar level to us as well....
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Post by mosher on Jul 31, 2024 13:03:42 GMT 1
He is actually quite a decent striker at a similar level to us as well.... He shoots he scores? |
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Post by Arbie 1976. on Jul 31, 2024 13:07:43 GMT 1
Jizz Hornkamp Cumming over to sign ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkampps I am not in the know (ITK) or am actually aware if this player is about to sign but could be useful in a sticky situation could possibly rise to the big occasion. UTT. |
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Post by nickhtafc82 on Jul 31, 2024 14:48:52 GMT 1
Brum fans would be well salty if we pull this one off 😄
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Post by bells ringing :) on Jul 31, 2024 14:49:49 GMT 1
Holy shit this guy is even real no wayyyy.
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Post by mosher on Jul 31, 2024 15:11:35 GMT 1
One thing I'd like to know is did his parents name him Jizz knowing what it meant in other countries? I'm pretty sure they don't use that word in Holland, but maybe they were world-aware and thought it'd be a laugh |
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Post by htafcdan on Jul 31, 2024 15:30:06 GMT 1
Jizz Hornkamp Cumming over to sign ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkampps I am not in the know (ITK) or am actually aware if this player is about to sign but could be useful in a sticky situation can’t tell if your taking this piss or we are actually interested but i’m all for it 🤣 |
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Post by pinstripe on Jul 31, 2024 17:06:13 GMT 1
I’m fairly sure I had this exact guy on a very old championship manager game long ago..
.. I should also mention I realized weeks later my slightly older brother loaded my save file and changed the names of all the good transfer prospects..
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Post by Detective Boyle on Jul 31, 2024 19:02:49 GMT 1
finally an excuse for having Jizz on my back Come again |
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Post by Terrier Ramone on Jul 31, 2024 19:12:19 GMT 1
I can't understand why Swiss club Young Boys aren't all over this transfer, he'd definitely be at home in their stadium.
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Post by vivabobbyhoy on Jul 31, 2024 22:05:42 GMT 1
..... brings to mind Ronaldinho lobbing Seaman from the halfway line.
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Post by Christ in Shades (art) on Jul 31, 2024 22:09:40 GMT 1
No way can this be his real name.
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Post by St Dogs Terrier on Jul 31, 2024 22:12:35 GMT 1
Sign him up! Strikers like this are hard to come by.
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Post by Lard Buttie on Jul 31, 2024 23:37:31 GMT 1
Dribbles into the box but shoots wide
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Post by Lard Buttie on Jul 31, 2024 23:38:16 GMT 1
Brum fans would be well salty if we pull this one off 😄 Pulled off at hard time |
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Post by Convictatthemac on Aug 1, 2024 0:51:47 GMT 1
I can't understand why Swiss club Young Boys aren't all over this transfer, he'd definitely be at home in their stadium. They are too busy doing background checks, always inundated by priests trying to join. |
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jjamez
Iain Dunn Terrier
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Post by jjamez on Aug 1, 2024 1:40:44 GMT 1
Heard he's a bit of a nutter
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cyberman
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
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Post by cyberman on Aug 1, 2024 6:20:56 GMT 1
If this doesnt whet ya whistle then the only person that will give ya "wood" will be Ward - normally size three as he wanders between bunkers
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Post by ColchTerrier on Aug 1, 2024 9:03:59 GMT 1
'Our curtains are filthy....'
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cyberman
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
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Post by cyberman on Aug 1, 2024 18:10:19 GMT 1
Is that the material or beef variety ?
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wildhogg
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Post by wildhogg on Aug 1, 2024 18:41:13 GMT 1
We shouldn't be spunking our money on an unheard of Dutchman.
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