everybody sing

[JohnnyNeptune]

woo-oo-woohhhh woo-oo-wooohhh

I objected
When they took it away from here
Honesty that could not have been much more than me
One must be strong for without the weather will change
But within remain unchanged the things for which we strive
For happiness, I guess, when you lay it on the ground

Felicity, I guess so
Felicity, I guess so

Now I'm in a stupor
Behind the scenes which say
This was is OK
The clarity of my eyes
Shines both in memories of past victories
Fine scenes shining while, shining white

Felicity, I guess so
Felicity, I guess so

Take me to the bridge now

Happiness
Oh oh happiness
Oh oh happiness
This is the sound of happiness

[Bernie]

The Emperor makes his rounds, Master of all Cats
Fat in the Midwest, Emperor rolls his little balls -- Catland
Says hi to his pal Walter, for all that smoking in the backyard
The neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration
Even makes a funny noise
He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen
When the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day
When the rat's away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day
I jump around with my wang in the wind
It flops around, you admired it
I am your neighbor now
You can't stop me now
In exchange ??, I will even run a mm mm mm ??
If not, then all I want is something else
You will ask them for me
In exchange, I'll piss on everything you value
I am the Emperor of Cats
I do what I want now, cats
I do what I want now, cats
I shit outside if I want to
All a part of my, ow, kitty empire

[CaptainSambuca]

Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger
Where's that tiger?
Where's that tiger?
Where's that tiger?
Where's that tiger?
Where's that tiger?
Where's that tiger?
Where's that tiger?

[Bernie]

! Bodyfo-horm! Bodyformed for YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

[e17hoop]

bernoulli said:

! Bodyfo-horm! Bodyformed for YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

This^^^^^^^

and this>>>>>
prove that Bernie is a gayer.

[richhtfc]

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"
"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then [X5]

[jerichoharris]

Just got in from the Isle of Skye
I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy
The ladies shout as I go by
Donald where's your troosers?

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in my kilt I go
And all the ladies say hello
Donald where's your troosers?

A lady took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
I was afraid that I would fall
'Cause I didn't have on my troosers

They'd like to wed me everyone
Just let them catch me if they can
You canna put the brakes on a highland man
Who doesn't like wearing troosers.

To wear the kilt is my delight,
It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
The highlanders would get afright
If they saw me in my troosers.

Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
Now you can't do that with troosers.

[sideshow]

Mr B is out of town and I can't find anyone to have an affair with,
So I just mosey on down to the metropolitan museum of art,
to look at the satyrs with hard ons.
Flexing their bronze muscles under their goat-fur loincloths
vibrating that little bitty richter scale looking thingy box that sits in the corner of the controlled environment.
behind the cold, hard glass.

I sit down on an imitation neo-classical hair and catch sight of my reflection in a full length gilded mirror,
I see my greasy stringy hair and think 'ooh heff won't like me like this'
I check out that chick Lita with that swan pecking at her pink egghell textured nipple.
'Hey what that swan been doing, huh?' uh-huh. And what 'what?'


And how about those plump maidens. those hot cherubic babes,
being presented to Apollo, Dionysus, Neptune or one of those other well hung gods.
strip bare ass nekkid, like the day they was born, with their hands bound by garlands wet,
to me, budding, blooming, ripe and tender to the touch.
Just like the lesbians in that sixteenth century tapestry, the one over the harpsichord,
looking just like california blondes, mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm.

Just then three suffragettes descend from the sky on an old fashioned deus ex machina singing:
I ain't wearing any underwear,
I ain't wearing any underwear,
I ain't wearing any underwear,
I ain't wearing any underwea ay-ay er,

That security guard looks kinda cute, he has a look of studied melancholy and distraction,
just like my old greek boyfriend, the al pacino lookalike I called my soul gigilo,
who broke my heart in a hundred different places resulting in an unsuccesful suicide attempt,
involving forty pinabotoatol where I woke up and luckily lived long enough to reach my sexual peak.
I wonder whatever happened to him?