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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 13, 2007 15:58:10 GMT 1
england will be ace again
anyone who can say to ronaldo 'are you ashamed of being so fat?' can only be good for the national game
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Post by turtle on Dec 13, 2007 16:06:29 GMT 1
The idiots have put an o after his name.
So does he speaka di engleesh
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Dec 13, 2007 16:07:49 GMT 1
What do you mean "again"?
He'll do about as well as svenisace did, we'll get to a couple of quarter finals and then the Sun will have him sacked and replaced with Alan Shearer.
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Post by GroveR on Dec 13, 2007 16:09:03 GMT 1
What's italian for "drop Lampard for the love of god lantern-jaw"
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Post by GroveR on Dec 13, 2007 16:09:45 GMT 1
Damning praise indeed...
Sven-Goran Eriksson, the Manchester City manager, believes the FA “cannot go wrong” if, as expected, Fabio Capello is appointed as the new England manager. The Swede, however, is also of the belief that Arsene Wenger, Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho and Marcelo Lippi could do the job just as well.
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Dec 13, 2007 16:21:12 GMT 1
I've no idea if he's going to be a success or not, but I think he's the right man, if only because he's the only person in the frame to have appeared to want the job for the right reasons. That, and because he told Paolo Di Canio that his face looked like a penis.
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Post by turtle on Dec 13, 2007 16:28:54 GMT 1
Capello has only a limited grasp of the English language but Eriksson added: "That won't be a problem. It certainly wasn't for me as I spoke to him in Italian!"
Excellent. Well that's us sorted. Teach Stevie G and co Italian and we'll be fine.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Dec 13, 2007 16:34:17 GMT 1
Get Paul Ince to be assistant manager / translator. I assume he speaks italian because he played there for a bit.
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Dec 13, 2007 16:54:10 GMT 1
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Post by MikR on Dec 13, 2007 17:43:33 GMT 1
Didn't he say to Di Canio "You're a c*** and your head is shaped like a penis"
Hi fenners
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Dec 13, 2007 17:45:58 GMT 1
. Teach Stevie G and co Italian and we'll be fine. More chance of that than teaching them how to play football. |
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Post by GroveR on Dec 13, 2007 17:49:39 GMT 1
Didn't he say to Di Canio "You're a c*** and your head is shaped like a penis" Top man. Now if he just calls Ian Wright a c*** who has a foreskin for a mouth his work here is well and truly on the way to being done. |
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Dec 13, 2007 17:51:45 GMT 1
Can I put in a vote for smacking Garth Crooks, Mark Lawrenson and John Motson as well?
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Post by GroveR on Dec 13, 2007 18:02:42 GMT 1
Garth Crooks made me piss myself watching that interactive Score thing last Saturday. He went ranting into one for about 5 minutes on a poor backpass or something and the camera cut away to Ray Stubbs struggling to contain his laughter. He's clearly on smack. And he has a head like a ping-pong ball.
I actually quite like Lawrenson for some reason.
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Dec 13, 2007 18:06:22 GMT 1
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Post by njkk on Dec 13, 2007 20:03:37 GMT 1
I actually quite like Lawrenson for some reason. I think Lawrenson sounds like a bitchy poove, and I've never seen him and Lilli Savage on the same MOTD |
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Post by daleylama on Dec 13, 2007 20:20:21 GMT 1
Fabio is Aceio?
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Dec 13, 2007 21:37:36 GMT 1
I actually quite like Lawrenson for some reason. He's a nobber. More than enough reason to be disliked before you even get to his idea of summarising and/or opinions. |
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 13, 2007 21:41:05 GMT 1
capello's philosophy is "" Why should I waste my time listening to people who are clearly less intelligent than me?""
we should make him an honorary life president of awag. who wants to make him a badge?
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Post by Fenton on Dec 14, 2007 10:12:32 GMT 1
£6.5million a year
although it's only £4million after tax
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Dec 14, 2007 10:22:07 GMT 1
"what do you like about Spain"
"the order that Franco left behind"
I like him more and more
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 11:22:46 GMT 1
Fenners the paper I read reckons it's £6.5m net. Which can't be bad.
Lawrenson is indeed a nobber but he's got one saving grace - he's not Ian Wright.
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 12:19:54 GMT 1
I can see your headstone now
GroveR - he wasn't Ian Wright
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 12:56:11 GMT 1
Oi! OUR license fees pays HIS wages. How fucked up is that?
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Post by turtle on Dec 14, 2007 13:09:22 GMT 1
I do find it highly amusing when people suggest Shearer should be involved in the England set-up.
This is the lazy c*** that diddled on us from up high you stupid fucking idiots is what I shout at them in my head.
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 13:15:08 GMT 1
He's got PASSION though turtlet, PASSION
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Dec 14, 2007 13:17:54 GMT 1
Yeah. Loads of passion. He really showed it when he retired from international football about 5 years before he stopped playing.
And he's really showing his passion for being a manager by sitting in a TV studio rather than by doing such things as applying for the Brentford job. Or does it not stretch that far?
Sorry, it just really miffs me that *good* players think they have a god given right to a *top* management job as soon as they stop playing. See also Stuart Pearce, Gareth Southgate. They can bugger off to the Conference and learn their trade like everyone else.
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 13:19:17 GMT 1
Yeah but they've got PASSION
That Ian Wright, he'd be brilliant. Or Nick Griffin. Oh, oops.
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Post by daleylama on Dec 14, 2007 13:26:01 GMT 1
We need a bastard in charge of our national team, i don't give a damn whether it is a foreigner or an engleeshman.
English players are only able to demand phuck off big fees in the Prem if they are international players. Geezers like Shorey will have got multiple blow jobs from his missus for getting a cap in anticipation of the wage rise/shopping ability.
Miss David Nugent will likewise have frottered herself silly when her man toe poked in from 1 inch on debut. 6 million wuid later and a place on the bench....
We need a bastard in charge who is prepared to say to a player
"You do what I say or you wont play for England again while I'm manager"
That would include not being able to play in freindlies because they have got a knock. The onus should be on the player to want to play for England because he is scared that not doing so will see him financially knackered a year down the line.
We need somebody like Joe Kinnear in charge.
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 13:37:55 GMT 1
You don't really have to be an international to get weighed in daley. Look at Lucas Neil, he gets seventy grand a week and he's not an internation. Well, not a proper one anyways.
What you need is a good honest agent like Paul Stretford or someone to knock out a few stories about how Inter Milan and Real Madrid are interested in signing you. wa la bingo bango collect lorryloads of moula.
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