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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 19, 2007 14:14:21 GMT 1
that train goes to bournemouth
lives of others is the best film i've seen this year
i was actually quite taken with golden compass, once you got past the first 40 mins which seemed to be everyone explaining the plot to each other. v e r y s l o w l y
the polar bear fights are ace
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 19, 2007 14:31:26 GMT 1
I thought it looked like a bag of massive gayness, so I avoided it. The wife went and said it was OK.
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 19, 2007 14:38:53 GMT 1
I'm going to see it tomorrow. The first book was great, but they did get progressively worse.
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Post by mrduckington on Dec 19, 2007 15:40:53 GMT 1
I watched The Departed the other day and it was very confusing as I lack the ability to tell actors apart. Luckily, one of them helpfully grew a beard about a quarter of the way through. That was a big help.
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Post by Catfish on Dec 19, 2007 15:55:36 GMT 1
I watched The Departed the other day and it was very confusing as I lack the ability to tell actors apart. I had that problem in 'The Hunt For Red October' I think it was. I still maintain that the problem was I'd joined my (now- [and probably for this reason]) ex boyfriend to watch it about ten minutes in. And I genuinely didn't realise that there were two different submarines. The two Head Submarine People must've looked quite similar to me and... oh, I don't know... just leave me alone, OK?
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Post by denby on Dec 19, 2007 16:00:07 GMT 1
girls shouldn't be allowed to watch mens films
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Post by e17hoop on Dec 19, 2007 16:18:28 GMT 1
I watched The Departed the other day and it was very confusing as I lack the ability to tell actors apart. I had that problem in 'The Hunt For Red October' I think it was. I still maintain that the problem was I'd joined my (now- [and probably for this reason]) ex boyfriend to watch it about ten minutes in. And I genuinely didn't realise that there were two different submarines. The two Head Submarine People must've looked quite similar to me and... oh, I don't know... just leave me alone, OK? I get the same problem with Black Hawk Down. I want to see the new Will Smith one to see if he has any other facial expressions other than: Shock Comical shock Sensitive (before his co-star is shot) The one he has while shooting people
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Post by Bernie on Dec 19, 2007 16:46:21 GMT 1
That ISN'T Will Smith in Blackhawk down, that's a load of Somali extras. You filthy racist.
Blackhawk Down is confusing.. but then SO IS COMBAT, MAN!!
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Post by GroveR on Dec 19, 2007 17:00:31 GMT 1
It's written into every one of Will Smith's contracts that any script he takes on must be altered to allow him to holla "WHO DA MAN?!" at least once per film WHO DA MAN?! HUH?! HUH?!?cuntsocks proboards
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Post by denby on Dec 19, 2007 17:01:04 GMT 1
uh ha uh ha
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Post by MikR on Dec 19, 2007 17:09:59 GMT 1
Yeeah Ha ha!
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Post by ab on Dec 19, 2007 17:54:05 GMT 1
Bee Movie was ace. Not sure I ought to have fancied the Renee Zellweger character though as it just seems wrong.
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Post by latelark on Dec 19, 2007 19:52:10 GMT 1
Junior Lark is treating us to The Golden Compass on friday with all the free passes he won on the local radio station.
We usually go on Wednesday (241 etc) so it's Bee Movie next week then, as long as it's not a horror about a football team getting soundly thrashed week in week out
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Post by ab on Dec 19, 2007 19:57:20 GMT 1
It is about a Bee (Seinfeld) who makes friends with a woman (Zellweger) who stops her boyfriend from swatting him. He finds out that people farm bees and take their honey so he sues the Honey Industry. Not a lot of laugh out loud stuff but funny in the gently off-beat way that Seinfeld's "show about nothing" was without the black edge provided by Larry David (although the consequences of the law suit are played out to their logical and extreme conclusion as they would be if they happened to George in Seinfeld).
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Post by daleylama on Dec 20, 2007 13:06:52 GMT 1
Is this Awag or have I been transported to 'ibelieveeverythingthatsinthesunsville?'
If people like Ab think that Jerry Seinfeld, Steven Speilberg and Lord Lucan were all sat around enjoying a thanksgiving dinner when Jerry suddenly said, 'wouldn't it be funny if you made a Bee Movie" to which Steven said "here's 50 million, you write it" and Lord Lucan nicked the silverware then I'm bob holness.
I'm not so suprised about Catty being suckered in though.
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Post by Wizaard on Dec 20, 2007 13:11:05 GMT 1
Is that the Bob Holness who played sax on Gerry Rafferty's Baker St (smiley)
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Post by daleylama on Dec 20, 2007 13:21:08 GMT 1
idontbelievethatoneeither.
It was Ralph who played the sax on Baker Street.
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Post by denby on Dec 20, 2007 13:21:18 GMT 1
bob holness was the first james bond
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Post by Catfish on Dec 20, 2007 13:22:06 GMT 1
For your general information: Golden Compass was shit.
And Daley- you've CHANGED.
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Post by supawooly on Dec 20, 2007 13:23:01 GMT 1
"The film begins with Orla arriving at Dan's farm. She prepares to give one of the two experimental pregnant cows an antenatal check up, but as she gives it a vaginal examination, she suddenly cries out in pain and withdraws her hand from inside the mother, to reveal a deep cut on the palm of her hand." Jesus Christ Denby.
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Post by brispie on Dec 20, 2007 13:24:44 GMT 1
Denby is right. Sort of.
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Post by denby on Dec 20, 2007 13:29:01 GMT 1
i'm always right, sort of
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Post by denby on Dec 20, 2007 13:29:31 GMT 1
"The film begins with Orla arriving at Dan's farm. She prepares to give one of the two experimental pregnant cows an antenatal check up, but as she gives it a vaginal examination, she suddenly cries out in pain and withdraws her hand from inside the mother, to reveal a deep cut on the palm of her hand." Jesus Christ Denby. woolster, from that moment i knew it was the film for me
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Post by supawooly on Dec 20, 2007 13:30:19 GMT 1
Having read through the whole plot summary on wiki wiki woo, I can categorically state that it sounds fucking shit.
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Post by daleylama on Dec 20, 2007 13:33:18 GMT 1
No I haven't Catty, it's everybody else, they've gone all soft and gullible and nicey nice.
Awag was always the home of insulting each other to phuck, this place is simply a gay pile on.
Well I'm not standing for it.
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Post by Catfish on Dec 20, 2007 13:33:27 GMT 1
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 20, 2007 13:33:53 GMT 1
daley. you're a c***
happy now?
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Post by thrupennybithead on Dec 20, 2007 14:51:44 GMT 1
My most favourite FILLUM of all time is Midnight Express closely followed by Layer Cake.
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Post by daleylama on Dec 20, 2007 14:55:48 GMT 1
Does Midnight Express remind you of the Holiday Inn Express in Bratfud?
sith, i'm as happy as a dale fan who knows his team are going up as fugging champions.
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Post by e17hoop on Dec 20, 2007 15:02:17 GMT 1
You won't be promoted Daley...I put money on you to go up.
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