I think we are missing a trick. The Falklands has been a British colony since before Argentina existed, so it's high time we claimed Argentina as our own. We should be marching down the Avenida 9 de Julio before the next World Cup.
I do like the way Argentina made some underhand, fight-starting moves moves (i.e. banning all British ships from entering their ports), then complain that Britain is the aggressor. It's just like them needling Beckham in 98.
In Sean Penn's defence, he did once tie Madonna to a chair and leather the fuck out of her. Who can honestly say they haven't had the same thought?