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Post by markelt on Sept 1, 2011 9:05:13 GMT 1
The clogging up of the Oafcake with ideas for new songs for players.
Jebus
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Post by Bernie on Sept 1, 2011 9:44:51 GMT 1
Message board "chant" theads are to be avoided at all costs. The best chants/amusing things to shout always appear spontaneously from the ether as if out of nowhere, unbidden and impromptu from thin air.
One of my favourites, for its brevity and simplicity was "Forster! Australian for SHITE!" which I once heard shouted at some Reading player years and years ago. And the oft-quoted Phil Stant/Nathan Blake two-parter.
It's all gone downhill since Baddiel, Hornby and the internet.
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Post by ab on Sept 1, 2011 10:00:59 GMT 1
Boo to people being mean to Nicky Forster.
My favourite was "Oi, Clement, I've seen milk turn faster than you". Neil Clement, then on loan from Chelsea was sold to WBA and became their captain.
Or, to Steve Mildenhall, "You're just an airbase in Suffolk, airbase in Suffolk". Extra points for getting the geography right as Mildenhall is in that peculiar part of East Anglia where it is hard to tell whether you are in Norfolk, Suffolk or Cambridgeshire.
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Post by AndyM on Sept 1, 2011 11:02:29 GMT 1
Wasn't Mildenhall classed as part of the USA at one time?
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Post by turtle on Sept 1, 2011 11:15:05 GMT 1
You're just the 51st state of americaaaaar
You're just the 51st state of americaaaa
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etc etc
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Sept 1, 2011 14:16:52 GMT 1
surely the worst part of transfer day is seeing literally 10s of provincial idiots over the moon at being able to watch cameron jerome on a weekly basis.
that or watching the last of your decent players leave with no hope of replacing them.
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Post by ab on Sept 1, 2011 14:18:19 GMT 1
I think US airbases are counted as US sovereign territory (just as the British bases in Cyprus are the Sovereign Base Areas of Cyprus where a peculiar branch of English law applies rather than Cypriot law as I found out when I had to draft some of it).
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Post by Bernie on Sept 1, 2011 14:34:30 GMT 1
A step down for Cameron there. He had literally a thousand times more deeply more provincial idiots watching him when he was with us.
US embassies certainly are, AB_ (CADAB_) - as the temporary American CEO of a concern I used to work for found out when they called him in to one for the purpose of querying his tax return (and arrested him without a bobby in sight)
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Post by owlie on Sept 1, 2011 22:53:21 GMT 1
surely the worst part of transfer day is seeing literally 10s of provincial idiots over the moon at being able to watch cameron jerome on a weekly basis. that or watching the last of your decent players leave with no hope of replacing them. I was impressed that stoke have a fan who looks just like Wayne Slob. |
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Post by markelt on Sept 2, 2011 7:22:57 GMT 1
Just the one?
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Post by daleylama on Sept 2, 2011 11:57:51 GMT 1
Surely the worst thing about transfer day is the "live from" reports at the lesser Premiership football grounds, where a reporter stands all day with mugging chimps behind him waiting to hear if Alberto Bongaloo has signed on loan from AEK Athens.
Oh, and fans on our site calculating that we have sold 54 players for 10 million over the last two seasons yet can afford to buy anybody, ever even though it is as plain as the big nose on my face that we need new blood.
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Post by ab on Sept 2, 2011 14:03:01 GMT 1
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Sept 3, 2011 10:48:58 GMT 1
Surely the worst thing about transfer day is the "live from" reports at the lesser Premiership football grounds, where a reporter stands all day with mugging chimps behind him waiting to hear if Alberto Bongaloo has signed on loan from AEK Athens. Oh, and fans on our site calculating that we have sold 54 players for 10 million over the last two seasons yet can afford to buy anybody, ever even though it is as plain as the big nose on my face that we need new blood. If you think that's bad Daley, you should see how people react when there's Premier League money about and you're not buying anyone!! I think AVFTT imploded about 8.37 on Wednesday night. |
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Post by plumbs on Sept 3, 2011 20:35:22 GMT 1
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Post by pttrmusdf on Sept 4, 2011 15:41:30 GMT 1
The clogging up of the Oafcake with ideas for new songs for players. Jebus Half of the lyrics sound better suited to a fucking hoedown on Whose Line is it Anyway than a football match. |
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Post by pttrmusdf on Oct 6, 2011 23:29:27 GMT 1
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Post by daleylama on Oct 7, 2011 0:29:35 GMT 1
Peter Crouch only has one song and one song only, it goes thus.
"He's big, he's red, his feet stick out of bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch"
Knock scousers for whatever you want but they are all funny and they can all sing and that is a stone cold cocohatted fact.
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Post by markelt on Oct 7, 2011 9:05:28 GMT 1
I'm just glad Wilbur went into a coma before he had a chance to read that thread.
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Post by Bernie on Oct 7, 2011 9:13:59 GMT 1
Wilbur in a coma?
There were times when I could have murdered him, but I would hate anything to happen to him.
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Post by daleylama on Oct 7, 2011 12:20:16 GMT 1
What the?
Geniune or jokey Mr Elt, I'm hoping the latter?
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Post by ab on Oct 7, 2011 12:42:25 GMT 1
If not a joke I reckon Merk should start to get worried as it might look like Markelt is taking out Stokie Awagers.
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Post by markelt on Oct 7, 2011 12:55:35 GMT 1
Of course it's a joke. Sith, MikR, Para, mfdf and I were all bemoaning Wilbur's Garbo routine recently.
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Post by Will_75 on Oct 7, 2011 13:27:05 GMT 1
were you? i'm touched
hello everyone
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Post by daleylama on Oct 7, 2011 13:48:57 GMT 1
Phew
I didn't touch you though.
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Post by markelt on Oct 7, 2011 13:55:22 GMT 1
This can't be the real Wilbur. Not when he completely ignored sith using the expression 'new neologism' on his Facebook wall a few weeks back.
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Post by ab on Oct 7, 2011 13:59:22 GMT 1
I'm not convinced, I reckon markelt has got Wilbur's password and is desperately trying to cover his tracks.
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Post by markelt on Oct 7, 2011 14:16:00 GMT 1
Only if you assume Wlbur's got an obvious password like 'gedge'
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Post by Will_75 on Oct 7, 2011 14:21:21 GMT 1
i haven't been on facebook since 2010, you know
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Oct 7, 2011 14:50:33 GMT 1
you're missing out on a world of joy
hello
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Post by Will_75 on Oct 7, 2011 15:49:08 GMT 1
why don't you switch off your smartphone, go out and do something less boring instead.
*manhug*
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