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Oi Elt
May 19, 2011 8:38:07 GMT 1
Post by winger on May 19, 2011 8:38:07 GMT 1
Are you A. Clarke "juddster"on this?
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Oi Elt
May 19, 2011 8:58:16 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 19, 2011 8:58:16 GMT 1
I wrote all the reviews. Even the five star ones.
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Oi Elt
May 19, 2011 9:55:40 GMT 1
Post by Bernie on May 19, 2011 9:55:40 GMT 1
Oh, get a room. Both of you, together. Then one of you can kill the other in a bizarre sex-game gone wrong, dispose of the body, leave the window open and claim the other was abducted while you were out having a Ploughman's Lunch.
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Oi Elt
May 19, 2011 12:23:36 GMT 1
Post by winger on May 19, 2011 12:23:36 GMT 1
Post Play-Off Defeat Stress Disorder*
* annual event
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Oi Elt
May 19, 2011 12:27:38 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 19, 2011 12:27:38 GMT 1
Laphonourous Interruptus
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Oi Elt
May 20, 2011 7:50:56 GMT 1
Post by Bernie on May 20, 2011 7:50:56 GMT 1
Why don't you both go and just fuck yourselves. Eh? Fuck yourselves with something large, angular and germ-ridden.
I don't think it will be an annual event next year, you know. I foresee fire sales and plummeting and ten million dune buggies coming down the mountains.
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Oi Elt
May 20, 2011 8:44:24 GMT 1
Post by GroveR on May 20, 2011 8:44:24 GMT 1
Isn't Bothroyd off to Celtic? He was so embarrassingly bad at Loftus road we all started singing "you let your country down" - it was almost nailed on he'd go on to terrorise Gorkks & Connolly in the away game and score an absolute pearler. H'e just shit enough to be a huge success in the SPL.
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Oi Elt
May 20, 2011 8:49:49 GMT 1
Post by Bernie on May 20, 2011 8:49:49 GMT 1
One of the best players we've ever had on his day - he was occasionally blinding for a sizable chunk of this season, then just couldn't be bothered for the rest of it. Or maybe he is just shit.
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Oi Elt
May 20, 2011 12:12:57 GMT 1
Post by plumbs on May 20, 2011 12:12:57 GMT 1
Why don't you both go and just fuck yourselves. Eh? Fuck yourselves with something large, angular and germ-ridden. Thats East Angular innit?
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Oi Elt
May 23, 2011 14:21:44 GMT 1
Post by JohnnyNeptune on May 23, 2011 14:21:44 GMT 1
has elt been in that london recently?
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Oi Elt
May 23, 2011 16:22:04 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 23, 2011 16:22:04 GMT 1
You can stop trying to goad me now. I've moved on to Foxy Knoxy to satisfy my need for indignation.
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Oi Elt
May 23, 2011 19:31:35 GMT 1
Post by Bernie on May 23, 2011 19:31:35 GMT 1
Indignation and wanking. I don't dare ask if it was Kate or Maddie that fuelled your erstwhile obsession
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Oi Elt
May 23, 2011 21:58:02 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 23, 2011 21:58:02 GMT 1
You fool. My obsession was always with the folks back home. I understand the folks in France are starting to suspect that Strauss Kahn has been stitched up by crazy yanks.
Woodward's Law: if you want to earn sympathy for doing something dreadful, do it abroad.
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Oi Elt
May 24, 2011 1:50:26 GMT 1
Post by daleylama on May 24, 2011 1:50:26 GMT 1
I thought the obsession was with how they courted the media in the main, irrespective of the subject matter.
In these days etc I wouldn't trust the press as far as Para could throw them.
Erm
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Oi Elt
May 24, 2011 4:54:05 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 24, 2011 4:54:05 GMT 1
That was part of it. I've now started to feel sorry for them myself. But only a little.
They're rank amateurs compared to Knox's campaigners who are even willing to stamp all over the memory of the girl she murdered.
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Oi Elt
May 24, 2011 6:34:57 GMT 1
Post by Bernie on May 24, 2011 6:34:57 GMT 1
"My obsession was always with the folks back home. I understand the folks in France are starting to suspect that Strauss Kahn has been stitched up by crazy yanks"
Merde du boeuf. The French reacted pretty much exactly the same when convicted paedophile rapist Roman Polanski was going to be extradited last year. They just don't think old, powerful French guys should be convicted for exercising their droit de seigneur, especially not if the rapee is une Americaine.
If your obsession was with the folks back home, then your obsession was with yourself. After all, you spouted the same line as the rest of the chattering classes all the way through this debaclé, n'est-ce pas?
Let's face it, I was right earlier. Indignant onanism. Kate/Maddie infuriates you, yet engorges you at the same time. See also Thatcher. And Pulis.
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Oi Elt
May 24, 2011 7:05:55 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 24, 2011 7:05:55 GMT 1
The obsession with Pulis is different. It's his welshness and malteseness that causes the sexual confusion.
I think the chitterling classes thought the parents had done it, but I didn't. I thought it was all a massive exercise in resolving gognitive dissonance. But then I always think that.
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Oi Elt
May 24, 2011 7:10:35 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 24, 2011 7:10:35 GMT 1
I came across* an interesting story about Thatch the other day in Christopher Hitchens autobiography which involved the old trout coquettishly calling him 'naughty boy' and spanking him. Just imagine my confusion.
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Oi Elt
May 24, 2011 7:51:17 GMT 1
Post by Bernie on May 24, 2011 7:51:17 GMT 1
[plummer] Because you want to suck on his yeasty balls Welcome to my chompnet. [/plummer]
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Oi Elt
May 24, 2011 9:42:17 GMT 1
Post by GroveR on May 24, 2011 9:42:17 GMT 1
I thought the whole Maddie thing was an opportunity to sneer down our noses at how inept the spic old bill are in comparison to our own big-issue-seller bludgeoning, reggae-singer stabbing boys in blue?
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May 24, 2011 12:21:47 GMT 1
Post by plumbs on May 24, 2011 12:21:47 GMT 1
[plummer] Because you want to suck on his yeasty balls Welcome to my chompnet. [/plummer] CHOMP ;D
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Oi Elt
May 25, 2011 18:24:08 GMT 1
Post by parapsych on May 25, 2011 18:24:08 GMT 1
I thought the obsession was with how they courted the media in the main, irrespective of the subject matter. In these days etc I wouldn't trust the press as far as Para could throw them. Erm mutha fucka
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Oi Elt
May 26, 2011 12:47:41 GMT 1
Post by plumbs on May 26, 2011 12:47:41 GMT 1
'Twas speaking to your mate Malcolm Clarke last night elt-a big Stoke fan and make no mistake
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Oi Elt
May 27, 2011 10:21:25 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 27, 2011 10:21:25 GMT 1
He is.
Today I am mostly indignant about Iris Robinson and Sharon Shoesmith. I just wish there was a hell for these money grubbing fuckers.
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May 27, 2011 10:53:40 GMT 1
Post by plumbs on May 27, 2011 10:53:40 GMT 1
Yup-cant see why Ms Shoesmith was so 'absolutely thrilled' other than that theres no responsible parents to sue her. They visited the family 60 times in eight months-fuck me if it'd been a gas engineer he'd be doing time for mansalughter
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Oi Elt
May 27, 2011 11:26:34 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 27, 2011 11:26:34 GMT 1
The good news is that if council chiefs aren't actually responsible for what happens in their departments, there's no need to pay them £130,000 a year plus a huge pension. We can do away with them altogether and save a fucking packet.
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Oi Elt
May 27, 2011 11:40:58 GMT 1
Post by merkin on May 27, 2011 11:40:58 GMT 1
No honour whatsoever.
We should send brispie around to stab her for 8 months, circa 7 visits a month, and see how she likes it.
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Oi Elt
May 31, 2011 8:46:20 GMT 1
Post by GroveR on May 31, 2011 8:46:20 GMT 1
Robinson wasn't so bad - she only embezzled £50k to be poled by young meat.
Shoesmith is an altogether much more awful c*** who deserves to burn, of that there is no doubt. Unfortunately, Balls' actions more or less guaranteed no tribunal in the land would not find for her and consequently, we'll be picking up the tab for her for a loooong time.
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Oi Elt
May 31, 2011 9:19:27 GMT 1
Post by markelt on May 31, 2011 9:19:27 GMT 1
What is firing my indignation is the way people in certain jobs now escape accountability. It's not a problem limited to the public sector but it's most obvious there. My own local council has 14 people paid over 100,000 a year in a town of 190,000 people. There are three of them on over £200,000. Yet when the council fucks up - most recently by mysteriously* destroying years of planning records associated with a local developer - nobody on all of this money seems to have the first idea how it happened and who is ultimately responsible.
I am the Daily Mail and I claim my £5.
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Oi Elt
May 31, 2011 9:35:38 GMT 1
Post by jaymz on May 31, 2011 9:35:38 GMT 1
Shoesmiths played a financial blinder. She's not yet mastered the art of popping up out of fucking nowhere to promote something like the McCanns but shes on to a winner.
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