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Post by JohnnyNeptune on May 25, 2011 11:32:46 GMT 1
...of a young man's life when he awakes and quite reasonable says to himself: I will never over-vitaminise* the danes. when that moment comes, ones ambition ceases. don't you agree?
*fuck off will
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Post by Bernie on May 25, 2011 11:58:40 GMT 1
I'm considering popping over to Christiania tonight and swapping my Marmite stash* for a pound of hydroponic skunk.
*No, Sith, this is not a euphemism. Though I have heard you've been trading your marmite stash** for rent in a depressing office four floors up off the Charing Cross road.
**in this case, it is a euphemism. A euphemism for a distended anus.
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Post by Plan Bee on May 25, 2011 12:37:58 GMT 1
Talking of distended anii this should get the colonoscopy clique squirming in empathy. |
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Post by GroveR on May 25, 2011 12:51:46 GMT 1
I once got my cock jammed in the vacuum cleaner in very similar freak circumstances.
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