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Post by markelt on Jun 14, 2011 12:47:54 GMT 1
Nothing makes me want to kick my telly in more than the Jenson Button Head and Shoulders advert. I know it's been around for a while but I've been too angry to speak about it till now.
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Post by Will_75 on Jun 14, 2011 14:02:44 GMT 1
Nothing makes me want to kick my telly in more than Jenson Button.
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Post by denby on Jun 14, 2011 14:16:40 GMT 1
my telly is no longer needed now that stewart lee & psychoville have both finished
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Post by turtle on Jun 14, 2011 15:23:34 GMT 1
Remarkably, I went into a branch of Santander today and got rather unsettled by 20 or so Lewis Hamilton's learing my way.
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Post by Will_75 on Jun 14, 2011 16:28:52 GMT 1
stewart lee was exceptional this series, even by his standards
"look at him. he doesn't know. he thinks he's going on a pig holiday"
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Post by markelt on Jun 14, 2011 16:38:57 GMT 1
I can tell you from experience that many wenches sit and watch it like he's Lithuanian.
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Post by Bernie on Jun 15, 2011 9:28:29 GMT 1
As we all know, gey_man is absolutely wrong about almost everything ever, (as well as being a fat, bald twat with a tiny winky) - but every now and then, like an infinite amount of mongs doing an IQ test, he will randomly get something right. Stuart Lee is one of those occasions.
Back to adverts - do they show the new Maribou advert with bizarre three-mouthed freaks in it over there in backwards little England yet? It really is fucking disturbing, and they don't seem to realise.
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Post by markelt on Jun 15, 2011 9:36:29 GMT 1
Stewart, you thick druggie
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Post by Bernie on Jun 15, 2011 9:46:00 GMT 1
I've seen his birth certificate, Eltrington.
Anyway, what about the damn' Maribou (or possibly Haribo) advert?
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Post by markelt on Jun 15, 2011 9:49:21 GMT 1
The last haribo advert I saw was with some supposedly adorable poppet grilling her dad about whether he'd had the last sweet. Just as horrific as what you describe but only because we are supposed to think she is cute and not some vile little stage school shitweasel.
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Post by Bernie on Jun 15, 2011 10:02:02 GMT 1
The congruence between confectionery advertising and clichéd paedophile imagery is worthy of at least a Deborah Orr article in the Guardian. See also: Werther's orginal and anything to do with Kinder.
This one has weird genetically modified (or possibly CGI) freaks with a normal mouth plus a mouth in each cheek, so they can eat three sweets at a time. Or eat two while simultaneously smiling at a bemused-looking young woman. It's like they gave the brief to H.R. Giger.
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Post by markelt on Jun 15, 2011 10:18:17 GMT 1
What would really spice up the world of advertising is if they were to choose directors at random to create ads.
David Cronenburg - The Andrex Puppies
Eli Roth - Iceland Mums
Michael Haneke - Avon
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Post by Bernie on Jun 15, 2011 11:21:48 GMT 1
For the first time in your corpulent, glabrous, underendowed life you might well have been right twice in a near-row there, sparky.
A Claude Lanzmann makeover of the "Go Compare" advert could be FABULOUS.
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Post by denby on Jun 15, 2011 11:57:06 GMT 1
and here is a party political broadcast on behalf of the harsh but fair party
directed by michael bay
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Post by markelt on Jun 15, 2011 12:38:03 GMT 1
Clive Barker - Clearasil
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Post by Bernie on Jun 15, 2011 12:52:38 GMT 1
Tom Six - Wenchguts Yoghurt (Full Sequence).
Ooh.. Sam Peckinpah - Bodyform edit.
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Post by brispie on Jun 15, 2011 13:23:42 GMT 1
I've been meaning to fully grasp Stewart Lee for a while and this series gave me that reason.
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Post by Bernie on Jun 15, 2011 13:42:33 GMT 1
Oh, KEEP UP bryspy.
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Post by basilrobbiereborn on Jun 15, 2011 14:54:52 GMT 1
get Bernie and his faux street cred. I bet he can't scan coal though.
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Post by Bernie on Jun 15, 2011 15:01:27 GMT 1
Oi, I thought I told you yesterday.
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Post by brispie on Jun 15, 2011 17:13:29 GMT 1
I know, I know.
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Post by brispie on Jun 15, 2011 17:14:01 GMT 1
Still giggling about. 'They were good British terrorists. They didn't want to be British, but they were.'
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