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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Jul 11, 2011 13:16:41 GMT 1
Has DJ Campbell really asked you lot for 65k a week?!
On a slightly different note, I seem to be hearing lots of stuff about a bit of a "summer of discontent" at Loftus Road, what's going on?
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Post by catterickterrier on Jul 11, 2011 13:22:27 GMT 1
Has DJ Campbell really asked you lot for 65k a week?! On a slightly different note, I seem to be hearing lots of stuff about a bit of a "summer of discontent" at Loftus Road, what's going on?
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Post by catterickterrier on Jul 11, 2011 13:22:39 GMT 1
Wrong team pal
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Post by GroveR on Jul 11, 2011 13:33:54 GMT 1
My sauces said it was more like £50k a week or in laymans terms "£40k a week too fucking much" FWIW I like DJ and was more surprised than anyone that he did as good a job as he did for yous but if he reckons he's worth 4/5ths of Cesc Fabregas he needs to have a word with himself.
Basically you can pick any one of the following reasons for 20,000 or so unhappy campers in West London;
1) No signings 2) No promotion parade 3) No signings 4) £50-£90+ match-day prices next season 5) £150+ added onto most season tickets 6) The injustice of paying that extra money to watch Fitz Hall limp off midway the first half of his first game not to be seen again for a month or the prospect of seeing Dave the Sub chasing aimless hoofs downfield with his legs whirring like demented chicken drumsticks while center-backs like His-Name-Is-Rio and Nemanja Vidic lay prostrated in the center-circle laughing like hyenas 7) No signings 8) Warnock apparently having to invoke his "we're not signing that silly old eyetie c***" clause several times so far this summer 9) The will-they-won't-they buy/sell thing between Tango and Cash (Flabio Briatore and Battered Bernie Ecclestone) and the Indians (Mittal & Co.) 10) Did I mention "no signings" 11) Gianni Paladini
[go away bastard smileys edit]
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Post by Wizaard on Jul 12, 2011 15:27:12 GMT 1
So have there been any signings?
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Post by Michelotti on Jul 12, 2011 19:43:23 GMT 1
? Wrong message board pal!
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Post by AndyM on Jul 13, 2011 15:40:38 GMT 1
Is everyone in the Bush happy with your Cardiff reject?
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Post by markelt on Jul 13, 2011 16:04:26 GMT 1
Kieron Dyer? He's a bigger crock than Jonathan Woodgate.
Oh.
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Post by catterickterrier on Jul 13, 2011 17:52:49 GMT 1
? Wrong message board pal! This thread keeps showing up in my iPhone app for some reason
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Post by e17hoop on Jul 16, 2011 14:51:43 GMT 1
DJ Campbell, Kieron Dyer (if fit), and Jay Bothroyd = £1.5m Look like OK deals.
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Post by ab on Jul 18, 2011 9:00:55 GMT 1
If you're looking to get relegated after a bit of a fight.
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Post by GroveR on Jul 18, 2011 9:55:33 GMT 1
Is everyone in the Bush happy with your Cardiff reject? Like wench-toes said on another post somewhere, he'll probably start like a train, earn another call-up from Beaker and be utterly shite afterwards. And why is there a bumming smiley on here these days? :hump:
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Post by e17hoop on Jul 18, 2011 11:56:06 GMT 1
Latest news is that Crouch is meant to he coming back. Apart from the fact they won't spend any money and he'd destroy our wage structure it looks like nailed on.
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Post by GroveR on Jul 25, 2011 16:00:19 GMT 1
Our wage structure was fucked from the day we offered Fitz forty grand a week for 4 years. On those terms Crouch is worth £150k a week until his 60th birthday.
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Post by MudieBoots on Jul 25, 2011 19:09:48 GMT 1
? Wrong message board pal! This thread keeps showing up in my iPhone app for some reason There's an Awag iphone app? Splendid.
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Post by GroveR on Jul 26, 2011 9:53:02 GMT 1
There's an Awag iphone app? Splendid. It was designed by our resident bedroom coder Bernie in between week-long Dungeons & Dragons marathons and bouts of frenzied wanking into a sock over Angela Merkel's cleavage. It's actually better than most of the shit on the app store.
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Post by ab on Jul 26, 2011 12:32:11 GMT 1
I'm surprised it is to do with Bernie's rather than Parapsych's tool.
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Post by MudieBoots on Jul 26, 2011 18:56:48 GMT 1
There's an Awag iphone app? Splendid. It was designed by our resident bedroom coder Bernie in between week-long Dungeons & Dragons marathons and bouts of frenzied wanking into a sock over Angela Merkel's cleavage. It's actually better than most of the shit on the app store. I'm confused. Do you have to hold it in your strumming hand, so that it records each stroke using the accelerometer?
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Post by GroveR on Jul 27, 2011 8:59:33 GMT 1
I think the idea is you attach it to your motor arm like so leaving your other hand free - to cup your balls for example. You then select an approriate accompanying ambience from the drop-down, whatever flicks your switch, e.g. ovine rutting for Bernie, "the lady's not for turning" speech for merk, a Claire Balding/Kirsty Allsop mashup for sith, that kind of thing.
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Post by Bernie on Jul 27, 2011 10:16:10 GMT 1
Ooh, I wish I was doing something even vaguely as interesting or useful as that. But it's all facebook calendar syncing and twittery twattery round these parts.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jul 27, 2011 10:31:08 GMT 1
I done made an iphone app but it was nowhere near as useful as that. Unless you enjoy wanking over marketing data I suppose.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jul 27, 2011 12:24:29 GMT 1
"it's all facebook calendar syncing"
how the chuff does it do that? despite having said for the last 18 months i'm not buying SE again i've got myself an xperia. which is lovely. fair freaked me out when the contacts all started getting their facebook pics though.
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Post by Bernie on Jul 27, 2011 12:44:22 GMT 1
See all that facebook shit putting pictures in yer contacts? See that ridiculous digital rolodex effect thing that is Timescape? See everything vaguely social network related (apart from the standalone Facebook app) There's Berniecode* in there - how does it feel to be fondling my wares, Sith? And how many times has it gone shit-shaped so far? *All error reports should be directed at whoever you bought it from edit: re: How the chuff does it do that? developers.facebook.com/docs/reference/api/(Except it doesn't fucking work like it should, because thye are twats)
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jul 27, 2011 13:02:50 GMT 1
that timescape is arse. i can't even turn it off.
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Post by Bernie on Jul 27, 2011 13:48:31 GMT 1
MWAHAHAHA. AND it's feeding all your private data back to us, for analytic purposes.
(Bernie - putting the "anal" in "analytic" since 1998)
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jul 27, 2011 17:44:52 GMT 1
17.10 - sith looked at twitter 17.12 - sith looked at twitter 17.15 - sith looked at twitter
i could go on. you'll die of boredom before you get anything exciting out of me.
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Post by ab on Jul 27, 2011 17:51:05 GMT 1
17:30 sith downloaded GroveR's app 17:50 data transmission ended due to power failure
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Post by MudieBoots on Jul 27, 2011 18:06:59 GMT 1
I think the idea is you attach it to your motor arm like so leaving your other hand free - to cup your balls for example. You then select an approriate accompanying ambience from the drop-down, whatever flicks your switch, e.g. ovine rutting for Bernie, "the lady's not for turning" speech for merk, a Claire Balding/Kirsty Allsop mashup for sith, that kind of thing. That's amazing. If it's linked to that gaming network thing, then you can share your scores with the World!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2011 8:58:04 GMT 1
Our wage structure was fucked from the day we offered Fitz forty grand a week for 4 years. On those terms Crouch is worth £150k a week until his 60th birthday. eh?
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Post by GroveR on Aug 2, 2011 11:13:17 GMT 1
We gave Fitz Hall (aka Man of Glass) a stupidly long contract on stupidly high wages. And this little beauty should be a shoe-in at the British Soap Awards. Frankly, it's terrifying viewing if you're a Rangers fan.
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