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Post by MudieBoots on May 19, 2011 20:24:48 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2011 22:22:58 GMT 1
I posted on the main Town board about shitting my kecks after a couple of gallons of it.
How did they dream it up? At what high level product development meeting did they say; our brew is alright, but does it fuck up your mind and body enough...?
"stella cider?"
"Bryan, you're a fucking genius!"
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Post by daleylama on May 20, 2011 8:32:28 GMT 1
M'learned friends, Will_75 accused is charged with bludgeoning his partner to death with an apple in a frenzied attack because she couldn't spell "Cider" correctly.
He is from Stoke after all.
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Post by brispie on May 20, 2011 13:58:42 GMT 1
Another shit tasteless cider on the market. Oh good.
I've lived in the south west for too long.
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Post by oldhamsheridan on May 20, 2011 14:10:22 GMT 1
No you haven't.
Old Rosie, Black Dragon (alright that's Welsh) and Gwatkin Foxwhelp for everyone.
Never saw the point of the French Ciders, they're pretty bad. I can't imagine Belgian ones are any better. Whereas Spanish (Asturian) Sidra is very nice too.
NB. Since when has 4.5% been anything less than a puff's drink, anyway?
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Post by brispie on May 20, 2011 15:10:21 GMT 1
4.5% is piss water for cider. Proper local brew will always be the best, but some of the larger brand names are still decent stuff. I like Henneys, but I prefer Herefordshire cider over Somerset.
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Post by GroveR on May 20, 2011 15:18:41 GMT 1
The last time I had cider out of choice was some stuff called "Uncle Berties Mind Warp" in the Ram Cider House in Godalming. Like iffy, I fouled myself at some point.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2011 16:08:45 GMT 1
Bloody hell, this is AWAG! I thought I was in the Buxton Lounge!
This is all wrong. Like being sat next to your London-dwelling lavender cousin at a wedding.
I might shit myself again. This time in protest.
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