MikR
Tom Cowan Terrier
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Post by MikR on Jan 11, 2008 17:46:48 GMT 1
Apropos of summat else
Me - I am a gypsy who plays with shit sith - beaten up by a toddler* rafe - ring liked by canine brimmers - ring liked by transvestite bricklayer bernie - hobbit footed stalker of... catfish - stalked by hobbit footed sex pest catfry - looks at other men's genitals GroveR - has sexual intercourse on a regular basis with geriatric females
Must be loads more
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 11, 2008 17:48:49 GMT 1
will drinks halves
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Post by michelotti on Jan 11, 2008 17:51:12 GMT 1
I'm pretty sure there's somebody on here that can't handle a decent spicy curry
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Posts: 4,322
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Post by Bernie on Jan 11, 2008 17:56:20 GMT 1
Hobbit footed? Au contraire. And stalking pays off - that tart from Abba married one of hers.
Winge - Dog- buggerer, ponce and purchaser of budget sofas
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Post by turtle on Jan 11, 2008 17:57:02 GMT 1
Ginger sambuca?
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brispie
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by brispie on Jan 11, 2008 17:57:36 GMT 1
Dan drives a Nova. Rich is really, really small AND loves dressing in lycra
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Jan 11, 2008 18:04:34 GMT 1
Turtle - the sort of chap who'd let his sister marry a gingé
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Post by turtle on Jan 11, 2008 18:06:08 GMT 1
Ah dear god no I have not got a sister you fool.
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Posts: 4,322
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Post by Bernie on Jan 11, 2008 18:09:24 GMT 1
Ah... in that case, Turtle, the sort of man who would MARRY a gingé ( or at least a recessive Gingé, therefore condemning his kids) . If you feel that shows you in a better light...
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 11, 2008 18:09:27 GMT 1
dear lord bernie, it's the ginge that let his sister marry the poo eater
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Catfish
Iain Dunn Terrier
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Post by Catfish on Jan 11, 2008 18:09:36 GMT 1
*backs away ver-r-r-r-ry slowly*
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 11, 2008 18:10:53 GMT 1
bernie's got a boat AND a shotgun. what more could a girl want
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Catfish
Iain Dunn Terrier
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Post by Catfish on Jan 11, 2008 18:11:58 GMT 1
Anti-guns and perfectly capable of sailing my own boat, thank you. As soon as I've got one.
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Post by turtle on Jan 11, 2008 18:16:29 GMT 1
MrsT is a wonderful lady.
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Jan 11, 2008 18:25:09 GMT 1
I have no shotgun. I have friends who are armed to the teeth, but I rely on my mystical Tibetan fighting skills. An extra hand on the rudder can be quite welcome in some situations, mind..
No doubt she is, Mr T. But we're talking STEREOTYPES here. She must be marvellous or you wouldn't have condemned yourself to a life with no holidays in sunny climates.
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Post by Plan Bee on Jan 11, 2008 19:35:32 GMT 1
bernie's got a boat AND a shotgun. what more could a girl want She's got nothing to worry about, it's not like anyone's ever going to sail over here from Scandinavia, armed to the teeth, and seize a woman, is it.
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Fenton
Iain Dunn Terrier
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Posts: 580
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Post by Fenton on Jan 11, 2008 19:43:55 GMT 1
Owlie shags fat birds sorry .. owlie tries to shag fat birds but even they turn him down
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owlie
Iain Dunn Terrier
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Posts: 526
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Post by owlie on Jan 11, 2008 20:31:56 GMT 1
Nice bit of editing there Also nice timing as missowlie ony became ex miss owlie recently.
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Post by latelark on Jan 12, 2008 10:53:34 GMT 1
MrsT is a wonderful lady. Not the former PM? Skoppers may have to kill you
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Post by mistressx on Jan 12, 2008 15:06:29 GMT 1
Some of us would form a queue to help him out there Lark.
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Post by jerichoharris on Jan 12, 2008 19:26:35 GMT 1
Is Daley still a gayer and is para still a woman. Where is para?
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daleylama
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Posts: 4,061
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Post by daleylama on Jan 12, 2008 19:34:32 GMT 1
Is jerico still skinnier than kate moss and para a serial wanker?
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Post by latelark on Jan 13, 2008 1:32:09 GMT 1
Some of us would form a queue to help him out there Lark. I'd be near the front of it
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Post by pttrmusdf on Jan 13, 2008 13:38:03 GMT 1
Daley loves jumpers and Para has one massive eyebrow
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Post by michelotti on Jan 13, 2008 13:40:28 GMT 1
Daley loves jumpers and Para has one massive eyebrow And hairy toes Also, Artist Johnny swears lots and sleeps in bushes
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Catfish
Iain Dunn Terrier
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Post by Catfish on Jan 13, 2008 14:12:52 GMT 1
Some of us would form a queue to help him out there Lark. I'd be near the front of it That's extremely harsh. Poor turtlet. I'd at least be somewhere middle-to-back, as he's not *that* annoying.
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Post by pttrmusdf on Jan 13, 2008 17:56:18 GMT 1
the power of awag is the reason why artistjohnny no longer has any foreskin
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Post by e17hoop on Jan 13, 2008 18:42:12 GMT 1
Is Daley still a gayer and is para still a woman. Where is para? I got a message from Para on Xbox live - he needs to get some shooting games. Denby has Pogonophobia.
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Jan 13, 2008 18:54:13 GMT 1
Is Xbox live working properly again yet?
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Post by turtle on Jan 14, 2008 11:15:33 GMT 1
I am not married to a former PM so please don't shoot me.
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