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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 8:07:41 GMT 1
elvis was found dead on the canalside shitter after he had eaten a dodgy pie
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Post by E4b on Mar 10, 2016 8:08:03 GMT 1
Listen to you all! There's probably nowt going on at all! You've all got wooden hearts!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 8:10:12 GMT 1
elvis was found dead on the canalside shitter after he had eaten a dodgy pie Great lyrics. What does the tune go like? |
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Post by Essex Terrier on Mar 10, 2016 8:15:32 GMT 1
He's only played 3 times, but he's Always On My Mind
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 8:21:29 GMT 1
elvis was found dead on the canalside shitter after he had eaten a dodgy pie Great lyrics. What does the tune go like? it's a rap |
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Post by Russlad on Mar 10, 2016 8:42:32 GMT 1
I said he was shit when he arrived. Got shot down
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Post by Grandfather Berty of Cleck on Mar 10, 2016 9:21:27 GMT 1
There was a sickness bug in the club over the week.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 9:48:53 GMT 1
Suspended when Wagner found him having a sneaky fag in the bogs. Caught in a trap.
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Post by captainblack on Mar 10, 2016 10:09:44 GMT 1
Suspended when Wagner found him having a sneaky fag in the bogs. Caught in a trap. To which Elvis replied "don,t be cruel" |
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Post by Bassingham Terrier on Mar 10, 2016 10:24:02 GMT 1
Ok, enough with the crap puns.
Does anyone know what is REALLY happening with Manu?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 10:35:42 GMT 1
Return to bender. Has he gone back to Brighton?
* Excuse the typo
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Post by wtd on Mar 10, 2016 10:43:57 GMT 1
His mind is unsettled. Chelsea put in a bid but he said he didn't want to go.
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Post by EatonRifles on Mar 10, 2016 10:50:22 GMT 1
Heard Wenger wanted him to partner Giroud... Oliviers Army is on its way
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 10:50:52 GMT 1
Maybe it is more to do with brighton than town?
Maybe they had a quarrel, a lovers' spat
He wrote I'm sorry but his letter kept coming back.
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Post by Bassingham Terrier on Mar 10, 2016 10:57:42 GMT 1
*SIGH*
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Post by Spunker on Mar 10, 2016 11:01:43 GMT 1
He's got a wooden heart, not strong enough for the north.
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Post by benhomly on Mar 10, 2016 11:07:54 GMT 1
With Chelsea and Arsenal now interested he was last heard saying 'I just don't know what to do with myself'.
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Post by wtd on Mar 10, 2016 11:09:30 GMT 1
Think Elvis told Wagner "Please don't let me be misunderstood, I'm not angry... I like the Town shirt, I'll wear it proudly, but I'm no Wayne Alison. I know I keep missing sitters, but my aim is true. The back four just need to pump it up front quicker".
At which point they both looked at Ishmael Miller. He said "Don't look at me... I can't stand up for falling down!"
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Post by benhomly on Mar 10, 2016 11:14:39 GMT 1
Think Elvis told Wagner "Please don't let me be misunderstood, I'm not angry... I like the Town shirt, I'll wear it proudly, but I'm no Wayne Alison. I know I keep missing sitters, but my aim is true. The back four just need to pump it up front quicker". At which point they both looked at Ishmael Miller. He said "Don't look at me... I can't stand up for falling down!" All this talk of other clubs is nonsense, i've heard he's joined Ish on the injury list. It's all part and parcel of the game, as we all know accidents will happen. |
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Post by drfootball on Mar 10, 2016 11:20:41 GMT 1
Can't say overly impressed so far , id say now scans back send him back save his wages / fee and put the money towards buying husband or steer or both
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Post by terrierstalk on Mar 10, 2016 11:26:37 GMT 1
Can't say overly impressed so far , id say now scans back send him back save his wages / fee and put the money towards buying husband or steer or both Husband?!?!  |
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Post by CaptainHart on Mar 10, 2016 11:30:45 GMT 1
Had an offer from MLS, reckons they'll treat him like royalty. If you're looking for somebody to blame try the Spurs striker.
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Post by jstorr13 on Mar 10, 2016 12:06:55 GMT 1
If he has left the building, I won't be stepping on his blue suede shoes.
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Post by rioexile on Mar 10, 2016 12:12:29 GMT 1
My understanding is that he was fined and dropped and for arriving at canalside 5 mins before the end of training prior to the Reading game
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Post by Barbieterrier on Mar 10, 2016 12:51:23 GMT 1
Certainly wasn't a good luck charm
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 13:10:43 GMT 1
Perhaps we didnt "Treat him nice" Thats ok " All right Manu" if we have gone our "Separate Ways"
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Post by goodshot (FGS) on Mar 10, 2016 13:34:56 GMT 1
I can't fit Love Me Tender in anywhere.
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Post by SN0W on Mar 10, 2016 13:40:19 GMT 1
maybe he was simply watching the defectives. Don't get cute! maybe he'd have stayed if he'd just shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2016 13:40:25 GMT 1
We had all this the first time around. Was dull then. This time it is entertaining as grown men are straining at the prospect of getting blue suede shoes into a sentence.
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Post by htfc63 on Mar 10, 2016 13:44:43 GMT 1
If Husband is the answer at left back then we have got the question wrong.
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