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Post by duffterrier on Jul 29, 2016 20:17:01 GMT 1
This is meant to be slightly light hearted and tongue in cheek but with all the optimism around the club with new signings and bigger crowds etc i thought i would put some differing points of view together.
1.Even though it was the same price we kept our seats when we could have got better views because the people around us are a good set where we can have a good crack but i just know the vacant places around us will be taken by either families that will be constantly trying to get past for hot dogs,crisps the toilet etc.....or lads that want to get past all the time cos they want a beer or they need the toilets....either way i will miss twenty mins of the game as hordes of people in a constant stream make me get up as they pass by!
2.These same people will moan like fu** when the town defence make their fifth pass accross our back four trying to find some space and will say "get it forrard"
3.These same people will moan like fu** when we do "get it forrard" and Wells is beaten in the air by either of the two center halves that are both a foot taller than Wells!
4.i won't be able to rock up at 2.57 and get to my seat just as the sponsors are walking off the pitch.
5.People moaning (on here and at the ground) when we aren't ten points clear by xmas.
6.Dean Hoyle is bond to get them clapper things for the Brentford game......the newby kids,pi$$heads,by me will send me nuts before i've discussed with the regulars why Wagner sees Hudson as a better option then the Hef.
7.If we are doing well by xmas and we get even bigger crowds i will let my enjoyment be spoiled by thinking "aye,it's alright when we are pushing for promotion to the Premiership and scoring for fun.....but where were you when we were playing Hartlepool in 1976?" despite that most of "these" people won't have been born in 1976!
8.officials.....self explanatory!!
9.On the verge of a top six finish and L**ds well and truly in mid-table.....the local radio and tv still won't give us credit for being the better side.
10.getting a bovril on a freezing tuesday night will be a nightmare......unless i leave my seast five mins before half time and make every other fuc**r stand up during play for once!!!
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Post by ambryboy on Jul 29, 2016 20:19:49 GMT 1
When I read points 2,3 and 4 I thought I was reading my own post!
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Post by morleyterrier on Jul 29, 2016 20:20:18 GMT 1
Seeing that charlatan Chris Powell inside our Stadium again, that will send me purple with rage.
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Post by Baby Ate My Eight Ball on Jul 29, 2016 20:21:06 GMT 1
Icelandic hand clap.
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Post by colnevalleyblue on Jul 29, 2016 20:33:25 GMT 1
Usually get pissed off with everyone sat around me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 20:38:40 GMT 1
all the NSL lads squawking,especially Scoff trying to give us an H,and Ben dressed as a cat burglar,plus Pozza with a megaphone farting out of his arse,i go to watch Town for a bit of peace and quiet,,,no need for noise,,shhhh
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Post by ben1987 on Jul 29, 2016 20:44:01 GMT 1
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Post by ben1987 on Jul 29, 2016 20:44:17 GMT 1
all the NSL lads squawking,especially Scoff trying to give us an H,and Ben dressed as a cat burglar,plus Pozza with a megaphone farting out of his arse,i go to watch Town for a bit of peace and quiet,,,no need for noise,,shhhh Mate I fucking hate cats. And I'm not sure many cat burglars wear dark coloured jeans. |
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Post by hasta el pueblo on Jul 29, 2016 20:52:27 GMT 1
Every time the opposition fans say "we shouldn't be losing to the likes of Huddersfield".
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Post by jongoalmachinenewby on Jul 29, 2016 20:52:51 GMT 1
Hundreds of people singing 'I WANNA GO HOME, I WANNA GO HOME *INSERT TOWN*s A S***HOLE, I WANNA GO HOME... With massive amounts of passion because they think it's a really clever and original chant.
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Post by morleyterrier on Jul 29, 2016 20:53:32 GMT 1
That fat mess tango giving it the big one on the front row at the massive match
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Post by duffterrier on Jul 29, 2016 20:54:39 GMT 1
Hundreds of people singing 'I WANNA GO HOME, I WANNA GO HOME *INSERT TOWN*s A S***HOLE, I WANNA GO HOME... With massive amounts of passion because they think it's a really clever and original chant. Especially from people that ARE from s***holes! |
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Post by Giggity on Jul 29, 2016 20:54:42 GMT 1
Opposition score with their only shot of the game yet we will create 20 chances and score 0. Probably miss a pen as well.
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Post by wtd on Jul 29, 2016 20:57:06 GMT 1
Half of the fifteen thousand not turning up regularly. Think we could be a bit disappointed with the actual size of the gates.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 20:57:10 GMT 1
all the NSL lads squawking,especially Scoff trying to give us an H,and Ben dressed as a cat burglar,plus Pozza with a megaphone farting out of his arse,i go to watch Town for a bit of peace and quiet,,,no need for noise,,shhhh Mate I fucking hate cats. And I'm not sure many cat burglars wear dark coloured jeans. i was hoping you might knick me one of those 3 legged short tailed manx cats |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 20:58:33 GMT 1
Mark Hudson starting ahead of talented, ball playing centre halves
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Post by ben1987 on Jul 29, 2016 20:59:19 GMT 1
Mate I fucking hate cats. And I'm not sure many cat burglars wear dark coloured jeans. i was hoping you might knick me one of those 3 legged short tailed manx cats Any cats I catch get booted straight up the aris |
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Post by morleyterrier on Jul 29, 2016 21:00:03 GMT 1
That cheating little bastard Forestieri
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Post by artysid on Jul 29, 2016 21:04:24 GMT 1
Every time the opposition fans say "we shouldn't be losing to the likes of Huddersfield". Actually I love that |
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Post by hasta el pueblo on Jul 29, 2016 21:08:16 GMT 1
That cheating little bastard Forestieri Don't say that,you'll attract that knob Buzz to come on here to call us all tin pot wankers. |
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Post by wtd on Jul 29, 2016 21:12:38 GMT 1
Leeds still finishing above us.  |
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Post by ben1987 on Jul 29, 2016 21:15:47 GMT 1
People who let off smoke bombs
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 21:16:48 GMT 1
Trying to get a hot dog
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Post by allan 1958 (OAF-WROY)(SSLFF) on Jul 29, 2016 21:20:23 GMT 1
6.Dean Hoyle is bond good call
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Post by allan 1958 (OAF-WROY)(SSLFF) on Jul 29, 2016 21:23:36 GMT 1
Mate I fucking hate cats. And I'm not sure many cat burglars wear dark coloured jeans. i was hoping you might knick me one of those 3 legged short tailed manx cats Totally agree, cat FLEAS (my Kryptonite)send me to a&e double canulation, andrenaline and piriton |
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Post by TheDalaiPharmer on Jul 29, 2016 21:24:22 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 21:28:56 GMT 1
i was hoping you might knick me one of those 3 legged short tailed manx cats Totally agree, cat FLEAS (my Kryptonite)send me to a&e double canulation, andrenaline and piriton I hate cats too,they kill my dicky birds and shit on my garden,i seriously wouldnt think twice about blowing ones head off |
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Post by mightytj on Jul 29, 2016 21:29:04 GMT 1
Nicks rant after our first loss which will totally contradict a previous statement he has made and have the grammar of a teenager
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Post by allan 1958 (OAF-WROY)(SSLFF) on Jul 29, 2016 21:29:55 GMT 1
Totally agree, cat FLEAS (my Kryptonite)send me to a&e double canulation, andrenaline and piriton I hate cats too,they kill my dicky birds and shit on my garden,i seriously wouldnt think twice about blowing ones head off BB guns are very effective oh & pepper |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2016 21:30:36 GMT 1
Leeds still finishing above us. if we don't do it this season,we might as well give up |
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