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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 21:23:43 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2008 21:23:43 GMT 1
A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Leeds fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Leeds fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Leeds fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Leeds fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Huddersfield Town fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Huddersfield Town fan?'
'Because my mum is a Huddersfield Town fan, and my dad is a Huddersfield Town fan, so I'm a Huddersfield Town fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Huddersfield Town fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Leeds fan.
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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 21:25:45 GMT 1
Post by Tez on Dec 1, 2008 21:25:45 GMT 1
;D
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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 21:53:26 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2008 21:53:26 GMT 1
absolute quality. Made me spit tea all over the carpet.
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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 21:59:23 GMT 1
Post by captainbeefheart on Dec 1, 2008 21:59:23 GMT 1
That's shite. ;D
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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 22:04:10 GMT 1
Post by Batman on Dec 1, 2008 22:04:10 GMT 1
So is your team ;D (Stop) Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman! I bet L**ds fans are loving that classic by Th Carpenters at this moment in time
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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 22:06:42 GMT 1
Post by Tez on Dec 1, 2008 22:06:42 GMT 1
;D
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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 22:37:37 GMT 1
Post by captainbeefheart on Dec 1, 2008 22:37:37 GMT 1
Never has a stevvyesque rolleyes been more appropriate.
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Joke
Dec 1, 2008 22:47:37 GMT 1
Post by Tez on Dec 1, 2008 22:47:37 GMT 1
It is his trademark though 'Ull. Crappy but still.
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