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Post by Captainslapper on Dec 11, 2008 13:43:27 GMT 1
'This club is a sleeping giant' 'I saw the potential here' '.. into the championship where this club should be' 'I remember being impressed with the set up whenever I played against Town' '..obviously Lucketti, Unsworth,Boothy and Cads. The rest I look forward to getting to know.' ' ..ball on the floor, attacking football' 'Mr Hoyle really impressed my with his ambitions for the club' ' .. a massive opportunity for me' 'Wy-aye man! Divvunt ye be looking at waa pint, y'soft suvven bastad!'  |
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Post by mids on Dec 11, 2008 13:44:14 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 13:47:39 GMT 1
'This club is a sleeping giant' 'I saw the potential here' '.. into the championship where this club should be' 'I remember being impressed with the set up whenever I played against Town' '..obviously Lucketti, Unsworth,Boothy and Cads. The rest I look forward to getting to know.' ' ..ball on the floor, attacking football' 'Mr Hoyle really impressed my with his ambitions for the club' ' .. a massive opportunity for me' 'Wy-aye man! Divvunt ye be looking at waa pint, y'soft suvven bastad!' You missed the timeless line about the stadium  |
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Post by Nickhudds.UTT on Dec 11, 2008 13:47:57 GMT 1
" I intend to bulid a team around David Unsworth.... "
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 13:48:22 GMT 1
p.s. besides that you have covered all the ones I can think of/have heard on each appointment!
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Post by Captainslapper on Dec 11, 2008 13:49:18 GMT 1
Followed by a uniquely creative photograph of Clark on the pitch holding a Town  maybe?? ;D Why not do something different for a change? Clark standing on the pitch with his trousers by his ankles showing a pair of Town undies with Hoyle pointing to them with the finger of his other hand to his lips in a cheeky pose? Terry the terrier giving him a piggy-back ride Clark Fazackerly and Black hanging upside down from the crossbar like 3 bats.?? |
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Post by matty on Dec 11, 2008 13:49:53 GMT 1
you've also missed the 'great supporters' and 'season ticket sales' lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 13:54:27 GMT 1
you've also missed the 'great supporters' and 'season ticket sales' lol Oh yeah haha "the 16000 season ticket holders" (cos every last one of the 16000 turn up week in week out ;D) I'm thinking a picture of Clark and Fazackerley wearing turbans in the centre circles with fake bombs strapped to their chests with Black rappelling in from the stadium roof arm with only a knife between his teeth. That should be the standard issue press photograph for ALL managerial appointments. |
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Post by midge on Dec 11, 2008 13:56:48 GMT 1
'given the right time and support'
'It's my job to turn this club around'
'start of my managerial journey' 'always wanted to manage'
'natural progression from being a player and a coach'
'give the fans something to cheer'
'a club with great tradition'
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Post by matty on Dec 11, 2008 13:57:27 GMT 1
think I'd enjoy a censored picture of all three of them with their pants around their ankles shi**ing on a l**ds/brad***d shirt!
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Post by TomTheTerrier on Dec 11, 2008 13:59:14 GMT 1
This club is going places and I want to be part of that.
16,000 fans just shows the potential we have here to do something special.
It's a cup o' beans. Ya use tha sausage layk a spoon, an then ya eat tha beans.
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Post by midge on Dec 11, 2008 13:59:34 GMT 1
'tough job ahead but i'm up for the challenge'!!
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Post by kleverboy on Dec 11, 2008 14:01:09 GMT 1
'This club is a sleeping giant' 'I saw the potential here' '.. into the championship where this club should be' 'I remember being impressed with the set up whenever I played against Town' '..obviously Lucketti, Unsworth,Boothy and Cads. The rest I look forward to getting to know.' ' ..ball on the floor, attacking football' 'Mr Hoyle really impressed my with his ambitions for the club' ' .. a massive opportunity for me' 'Wy-aye man! Divvunt ye be looking at waa pint, y'soft suvven bastad!' Lol! If he's read this, he'll be scared to open his mouth now, Captain!  |
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Post by dugnet on Dec 11, 2008 14:05:55 GMT 1
I fully expect Lee to say:
"I am looking to build on all the good work done by Stan Ternent"
Ooops sorry I won't mention his name again... ;D
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Post by HuddsTerrier on Dec 11, 2008 14:14:18 GMT 1
I grew up watching Super Mac at the Toon and I want to emulate his work at Huddersfield |
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Post by TomTheTerrier on Dec 11, 2008 14:18:29 GMT 1
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Post by janeo on Dec 11, 2008 14:27:56 GMT 1
That really made me chuckle, have a positive Captain ;D
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Post by townfanjamie on Dec 11, 2008 14:36:18 GMT 1
Followed by a uniquely creative photograph of Clark on the pitch holding a Town maybe?? ;D Why not do something different for a change? Clark standing on the pitch with his trousers by his ankles showing a pair of Town undies with Hoyle pointing to them with the finger of his other hand to his lips in a cheeky pose? Terry the terrier giving him a piggy-back ride Clark Fazackerly and Black hanging upside down from the crossbar like 3 bats.?? Oh my word that is the funniest thing i've read/heard for a long time. You're exacerbating my chesty cough ;D |
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Post by Captainslapper on Dec 11, 2008 14:38:43 GMT 1
'Nathan will remain 'Clarky', Tom will move to Clarks', and I'll be coming in as 'Clarko'.
'Ill be sitting down with Gerry some time next week to discuss how he wants me to manage'
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Post by cas4 on Dec 11, 2008 14:40:45 GMT 1
"why, aye its a canny bag a Tudor "
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Post by artysid on Dec 11, 2008 14:47:18 GMT 1
“Stan invited me to have Christmas lunch with the Turkeys, It was only later I found out he meant managing HTFC”
“I was dyslexic at school but its always been my ambition to manage the TOON”
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Post by In sooth- - on Dec 11, 2008 14:47:58 GMT 1
Hadaway man.
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Post by fredcarno on Dec 11, 2008 14:50:38 GMT 1
"People must realise getting promotion isn't like ordering curry and chips"
"I hope the fans don't expect champagne football on beer money"
"We'll get there!!!"
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Post by Admin on Dec 11, 2008 17:48:12 GMT 1
It's a cup o' beans. Ya use tha sausage layk a spoon, an then ya eat tha beans. ROFL ;D |
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Post by 'Uddersfield on Dec 11, 2008 18:30:30 GMT 1
It's a cup o' beans. Ya use tha sausage layk a spoon, an then ya eat tha beans. Genius. |
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Post by stealthdefence on Dec 11, 2008 22:32:21 GMT 1
Lee Clark walks in to the hairdressers in Newcastle.. Clark: "I'd like a Perm please" Hairdresser "Mary had a little lamb..." Lee Clark meets his Town squad for the first time Clark: "Right lads, for every game you win you get a chocolate bar" Fazackerley: "Do you think thats going to motivate them?" Clark: "It's bounty!" |
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Post by ShortbreadPete on Dec 11, 2008 22:38:09 GMT 1
It's all about seagulls following trawlers 150% at the end of the day like
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maybe?? ;D
