Davey Monroe
David Wagner Terrier
[M0:0][N4:#@David_Major#]
Posts: 2,863
|
Post by Davey Monroe on Jan 20, 2009 11:50:45 GMT 1
Here's my theory!
Keigan Parker is bound & gagged in cupboard somewhere in Blackpool! He was kidnapped by a crazy, obsessive fan to prevent him leaving for Huddersfield! The "Parker" we have is actually Chris Brandon, disguised as Keigan Parker by Stan Ternent who - after announcing that Parker would be joining Town - didn't want to let the fans down.
Think about it! Have you seen Parker & Brandon in the same room together recently? Has Brandon played for the Ginger & Browners yet...?
It all makes sense!
Keep shouting, Keigan! We'll find you!!!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by townatheart on Jan 20, 2009 11:52:12 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by jonnycrutches on Jan 20, 2009 11:53:08 GMT 1
Now that sounds like a Fact to me!!
|
|
fredcarno
Andy Booth Terrier
[M0:0]
Posts: 3,579
|
Post by fredcarno on Jan 20, 2009 12:25:39 GMT 1
This theory makes more sense than the delusions of some of our fans that think he is to quote a phone in caller ' a quality player'.
|
|
|
|
Post by Richard1986 on Jan 20, 2009 12:29:05 GMT 1
KP used to score goals then  |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2009 12:48:13 GMT 1
More believable than the post "Shay Given wants to leave Newcastle... are we in with a shout?" ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by Floyds on Jan 20, 2009 13:14:36 GMT 1
also more believable than:
"birmingham city are after (the best keeper outside the championship) Matt Glennon, along with other Championship clubs...."
;D ;D ;D
|
|
midge
Andy Booth Terrier
[M0:5]
Posts: 3,428
|
Post by midge on Jan 20, 2009 13:46:05 GMT 1
also more believable than: "birmingham city are after (the best keeper outside the championship) Matt Glennon, along with other Championship clubs...." ;D ;D ;D ************************Yawn********************  How about some funny Glennon gag in the 'football books that will never sell' thread Floyds!!! |
|
smrogers
Junior Terrier
[M0:13]
Posts: 78
|
Post by smrogers on Jan 20, 2009 13:49:45 GMT 1
Because he spends too much time in Cybernet in Town when he should be training !! I work near to there and he parks his Silver Merc ML 330 AMG thing at least 4 days out of the five I am at work ? Why though ?? Does he not have money to but himself a Laptop or PC OR Is he upto no good Hmm...... |
|
|
|
Post by Torquayterrier on Jan 20, 2009 17:29:32 GMT 1
He's on DATM trying to find out first who his replacement will be...
|
|
|
|
Post by SN0W on Jan 20, 2009 20:37:56 GMT 1
Here's my theory! Keigan Parker is bound & gagged in cupboard somewhere in Blackpool! He was kidnapped by a crazy, obsessive fan to prevent him leaving for Huddersfield! The "Parker" we have is actually Chris Brandon, disguised as Keigan Parker by Stan Ternent who - after announcing that Parker would be joining Town - didn't want to let the fans down. Think about it! Have you seen Parker & Brandon in the same room together recently? Has Brandon played for the Ginger & Browners yet...? It all makes sense! Keep shouting, Keigan! We'll find you!!!!! We did a little experiment to try to prove or disprove your theory. We took one of Brandon who was clearly visible combing his hair and trying fancy flicks..... the other we took of Parker... the results were inconclusive  |
|
philex
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
[M0:0]
Posts: 1,514
|
Post by philex on Jan 20, 2009 21:19:04 GMT 1
My theory - being in varsity before a game won't improve your performance |
|
|
|
Post by Nickhudds.UTT on Jan 20, 2009 21:24:24 GMT 1
Maybe Herr verling will play upfront instead of Parker, as hes plenty of pace and likes a shot ! lol
|
|
|
|
Post by thrice on Jan 20, 2009 21:33:44 GMT 1
I'm afraid the Parker that we have is the real mccoy. His form has simply dipped due to the introduction of the "offside" and "no diving" rules that are evidently new to him this season.
|
|
BoltonTerrier
Juvenile Terrier
[M0:2]2009/10 - League One Champions.
Posts: 28 
|
Post by BoltonTerrier on Jan 20, 2009 21:45:20 GMT 1
I think Brandon would have done better things with the chances Parker has had, Lets not blame Brandon on the reason Parker isnt performing!
|
|
|
|
Post by specialun on Jan 20, 2009 22:39:54 GMT 1
Can 1 goal in 43 games really be called ''form'' for a striker?
|
|
|
|
Post by Nickhudds.UTT on Jan 20, 2009 22:42:44 GMT 1
might sound daft but ? would Mr Verling do any worse, probably score a few more imo.... tin hat ( greman style ) time.
|
|
|
|
Post by kersh14 on Jan 21, 2009 7:12:46 GMT 1
Brandon would do alot better than Parker !! Maybe Parker could take the job as Terry the Terrier !!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2009 11:42:52 GMT 1
My theory - being in varsity before a game won't improve your performance Never did Bobby Campbell any harm... |
|
philex
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
[M0:0]
Posts: 1,514
|
Post by philex on Jan 21, 2009 16:16:27 GMT 1
My theory - being in varsity before a game won't improve your performance Never did Bobby Campbell any harm... You've lost me there |
|
