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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 11:29:47 GMT 1
There's a guy sits behind me in the Riverside Upper who's so predictable with his comments and responses at games. If we don't stamp our authority on a game in the first 10/15 minutes his moaning starts, before that he's usually busy talking his mate through his exploits of previous night or swapping silly tales about people (usually women) they know.
Once the moaning starts it's pretty unrelenting. The 'favourite' for his vitriol for many a year has been Nat Clarke... arrrrrrrrh Claaaaaaaaarke!...yer w***er! But really any player can be singled out for special treatment. He appears to have little understanding of the games' finer points and continually states the obvious, showing no sign or appreciation that the 'opposing team' might actually trying to prevent us from imposing our game on them for example.
I don't know about you lot but when things aren't going our way, the last thing I want to hear is some bugger whining on about individual players and how crap we are. Over the seasons I've had the odd run-in with him, usually because I've invited him to get behind the team instead of bellyaching but most of the time I tolerate him. In a season such as this one I find characters like him really irritating and they just add to my frustration. I acknowledge everyone has the right to express their views and opinions but why does the w***er have to sit behind me?
Does anyone else experience something similar?
AceT ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 11:36:01 GMT 1
Yes, I change my seat the for next year, but that is pot luck. I would love to know where to sit; moaners do not exist & where people remain for the whole match instead of blocking your view in the last fifteen mins as they exit, just when things might become critical.
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Post by bluearmy86 on Mar 19, 2009 11:37:52 GMT 1
No, just families of 20+ with the parents asking the kids "Who moved my f*cking trainers this morning".
Terrible scenario.
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Post by In sooth- - on Mar 19, 2009 11:51:05 GMT 1
I can`t work this out.
Very large families(20+)?
Parents of 20+ with kids of what ages?
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Post by Lard Buttie on Mar 19, 2009 11:59:24 GMT 1
At the Leeds home game a group of blokes arrived bang on 3pm and sat behind me - it was the first time I'd seen them all season btw.
He then asked me if I was a Leeds fan!!!!! I said no and asked him if he was cos I hadn't seen him there all season.
I then sat thru the 1st 45mins with his drunken singing/chanting noise deafening me and his gob/spit flying overhead and landing on my arms etc.
Thankfully he fooked off at halftime (sounds familiar ;D) and I managed to watch the second half gob/spit free
Am I a Leeds fan!!!! - Cheeky tw*t
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Post by bluearmy86 on Mar 19, 2009 12:05:59 GMT 1
I can`t work this out. Very large families(20+)? Parents of 20+ with kids of what ages? I was exaggerating the number of children a particular Antich based family takes to the match. Their party ranges from 5 to 10, and they swear at their kids all the time. Once a 4/5 year old came back from the loo and the mother enquired, "Have you been for a shite love?" Other classics have involved the father teaching the child a valuable lesson in life, "If you buy an 'otdog an it's f*cking cold, you tell 'em yer not f*cking paying for a hot dog that's f*cking cold" I don't mind swearing at all, in fact I quite enjoy it, but refrain in front of women and children. They don't even watch the match, from a footballing point of view, the dad will occasionally give a, "F*ck off town" if we miss a chance. Spare parts. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 13:04:26 GMT 1
I can`t work this out. Very large families(20+)? Parents of 20+ with kids of what ages? I was exaggerating the number of children a particular Antich based family takes to the match. Their party ranges from 5 to 10, and they swear at their kids all the time. Once a 4/5 year old came back from the loo and the mother enquired, " Have you been for a shite love?" Other classics have involved the father teaching the child a valuable lesson in life, "If you buy an 'otdog an it's f*cking cold, you tell 'em yer not f*cking paying for a hot dog that's f*cking cold" I don't mind swearing at all, in fact I quite enjoy it, but refrain in front of women and children. They don't even watch the match, from a footballing point of view, the dad will occasionally give a, "F*ck off town" if we miss a chance. Spare parts. That might be the funniest thing I've ever read ;D I agree though - I am in no shape or form offended by swearing, I swear more than I would like and find it can be a good form of release and can be hilariously descriptive. But I curb my swearing when children are present... I even manage it when I am off my face. I come close sometimes "what a load of shi.... rubbish" or "get fu... get lost". But like I said, "have you been for a sh*te love?" amuses me highly. |
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Post by dugnet on Mar 19, 2009 13:09:02 GMT 1
In the Riverside Lower Tier we seem to have a fairly placid bunch of family types (which is handy as I take my young un) and the old brigade who always make me smile. You know the type of thing:
"Bloody Rubbish Town"
"He's hopeless, get him off"
"Waken up Jevons"
In the old Leeds Rd days when I stood on the East Terrace I always seemed to get stood near a bloke who berated the whole team for 90 minutes. Chris Huthings used to get it big time from him. On the odd occasion I used cop for him at away games too.
I have never been able to understand the mentality of those who just go for a moan and rant.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 13:15:21 GMT 1
I think you just get a glimpse of what the rest of their lives are like too! Imagine going on holiday with someone like that. Jeeeeesus!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 13:47:29 GMT 1
I must admit I had a rant at the council when they couldn't clear the snow off the main roads 48hrs after it had stopped snowing - I was really pi**ed off that day. Our 4* council don't get that rating due to services, they get it because they employ very good people in their customer service dept's who deflect all the flak and avoid complaints being lodged...
As for Town, bloody rubbish...
:-) :-)
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Post by runner76 on Mar 19, 2009 13:48:29 GMT 1
If you outed, and got rid of the moaners you would probably reduce attendence by half........so best not.................  |
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Post by stevvy on Mar 19, 2009 14:00:05 GMT 1
At the Leeds home game a group of blokes arrived bang on 3pm and sat behind me did you get there late or something?as by 3pm,everyone had gone home |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 14:08:51 GMT 1
I can`t work this out. Very large families(20+)? Parents of 20+ with kids of what ages? I was exaggerating the number of children a particular Antich based family takes to the match. Their party ranges from 5 to 10, and they swear at their kids all the time. Once a 4/5 year old came back from the loo and the mother enquired, "Have you been for a shite love?" Other classics have involved the father teaching the child a valuable lesson in life, "If you buy an 'otdog an it's f*cking cold, you tell 'em yer not f*cking paying for a hot dog that's f*cking cold" I don't mind swearing at all, in fact I quite enjoy it, but refrain in front of women and children. They don't even watch the match, from a footballing point of view, the dad will occasionally give a, "F*ck off town" if we miss a chance. Spare parts. Other classics include dad - Who is your favorite player? child- Kiegan Parker dad - he's shite Mother and Father in heated debate as to whether or not she is a lesbian littered with expletives. It's like a soap opera up there at times i kid you not |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 14:30:51 GMT 1
I was exaggerating the number of children a particular Antich based family takes to the match. Their party ranges from 5 to 10, and they swear at their kids all the time. Once a 4/5 year old came back from the loo and the mother enquired, "Have you been for a shite love?" Other classics have involved the father teaching the child a valuable lesson in life, "If you buy an 'otdog an it's f*cking cold, you tell 'em yer not f*cking paying for a hot dog that's f*cking cold" I don't mind swearing at all, in fact I quite enjoy it, but refrain in front of women and children. They don't even watch the match, from a footballing point of view, the dad will occasionally give a, "F*ck off town" if we miss a chance. Spare parts. Other classics include dad - Who is your favorite player? child- Kiegan Parker dad - he's shite Mother and Father in heated debate as to whether or not she is a lesbian littered with expletives. It's like a soap opera up there at times i kid you not Seriously, you should try and tape that if you've a voice recorder option on your phone, be a cracking post if you can get that audio on this board... |
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Post by Lard Buttie on Mar 19, 2009 14:38:05 GMT 1
At the Leeds home game a group of blokes arrived bang on 3pm and sat behind me did you get there late or something?as by 3pm,everyone had gone home Hahahahaha |
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Post by In sooth- - on Mar 19, 2009 14:43:05 GMT 1
The world has gone mad.
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Post by kram on Mar 19, 2009 16:47:20 GMT 1
This thread needs bumping back to the top - just so more people can read the classic line: ''Have you been for a shite love?'' Brilliant  |
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Post by Fish Butty on Mar 19, 2009 16:53:26 GMT 1
My cover's been blown as I don't normally laugh out loud when I'm pretending to work hard. You can have a positive for that line Werlinger; pure comedy! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 18:02:46 GMT 1
This thread needs bumping back to the top - just so more people can read the classic line: ''Have you been for a shite love?'' Brilliant I just saw it again and cos work is quiet (almost silent at the minute!), its making it harder to stifle my laughter ;D |
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Post by luke2htfc on Mar 19, 2009 18:10:56 GMT 1
middle of the antich- EVERY game
"ohhh ya dirtyy sod"
"kicking the ball away!"
"wheres the midfield?!"
"oh bloody ell"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 18:11:32 GMT 1
If you outed, and got rid of the moaners you would probably reduce attendence by half........so best not................. ;DYeah but that would mean the rest of us could get some kip! ;D |
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Post by Mastercracker on Mar 19, 2009 18:19:38 GMT 1
There was a women who sat behind me in my Antich days who must have shouted at least 50 times during the course of each game "One of ya!". Didn't matter if two men were going for the ball, 1 man was going for the ball or nobody was going for the ball, all that was required for this annoying outburst to occur was the ball to be in the air.
I think she had turrets but didn't know any swear words.
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Post by Dell12 on Mar 19, 2009 20:39:20 GMT 1
It looks like we wouldn't have many fans if we got rid of all the moaners! There's no-one too bad near me in the Antitch but i've certainly embarassed myself a few times!
Once an opposition player fouled (or so i thought) quite badly one of our players. I stood up and screamed 'you dirty c**t'. I was obviously the only one who thought it was a foul and there was total silence. I sat down pritty quickly :-)
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Post by terracesider on Mar 19, 2009 20:56:09 GMT 1
I do that sort of thing all the time - without the gynacology  But then my eyesight is absolutely crap.  As an aside the shirts our players wear this season are awful for spotting the numbers on the back it took me about ten games to get to know the new (Stan) players - by build - then they went & changed the players. Please don't sack any more managers while the team are using these crappy shirts 3 points Saturday to FINALLY kick start our season UTT |
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Post by desertwellydweller on Mar 19, 2009 23:17:43 GMT 1
"I think she had turrets but didn't know any swear words. " perhaps she'd run out of ammo for her guns |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2009 23:20:06 GMT 1
It looks like we wouldn't have many fans if we got rid of all the moaners! There's no-one too bad near me in the Antitch but i've certainly embarassed myself a few times! Once an opposition player fouled (or so i thought) quite badly one of our players. I stood up and screamed 'you dirty c**t'. I was obviously the only one who thought it was a foul and there was total silence. I sat down pritty quickly :-) ;D How long did you cringe for? |
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Post by henseventee on Mar 19, 2009 23:32:07 GMT 1
It looks like we wouldn't have many fans if we got rid of all the moaners! There's no-one too bad near me in the Antitch but i've certainly embarassed myself a few times! Once an opposition player fouled (or so i thought) quite badly one of our players. I stood up and screamed 'you dirty c**t'. I was obviously the only one who thought it was a foul and there was total silence. I sat down pritty quickly :-) I'm quite often one of the "evidentally the only person in the crowd who has spotted a blatant miscarriage of justice on a Town player" people too! I've tried my best to curb it, but oftentimes I find I leap up and explete "you dirty c**t" or simply a shouted "hey, come on" - and then realise everyone around me is wondering what on earth I'm on about, as they didn't see anything contentious whatsoever! Case in point - away at Tranny the other week, was I the only person in the entire ground that saw a blatant studs up assault on Holdsworth early in the first half? I hadn't even had a single fluid ounce of alchohol pass my lips that day to blame my outburst on, so obviously its an actual mental problem I have. I actually blame my son - he got his first season ticket age 3, (coming up to 9 next week) and I've had to commentate and explain 'how football works' to him quite a bit over that time (he's now quite tactically astute I might add) so I'm in a natural 'speak out loud about the game' mode which is probably annoying...especially to my mates if I'm at a game when he's not there so they get the benefit of my dubious insight into the finer points of 'how football works'. |
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Post by pozza on Mar 20, 2009 0:53:46 GMT 1
I was exaggerating the number of children a particular Antich based family takes to the match. Their party ranges from 5 to 10, and they swear at their kids all the time. Once a 4/5 year old came back from the loo and the mother enquired, "Have you been for a shite love?" Other classics have involved the father teaching the child a valuable lesson in life, "If you buy an 'otdog an it's f*cking cold, you tell 'em yer not f*cking paying for a hot dog that's f*cking cold" I don't mind swearing at all, in fact I quite enjoy it, but refrain in front of women and children. They don't even watch the match, from a footballing point of view, the dad will occasionally give a, "F*ck off town" if we miss a chance. Spare parts. Other classics include dad - Who is your favorite player? child- Kiegan Parker dad - he's shite Mother and Father in heated debate as to whether or not she is a lesbian littered with expletives. It's like a soap opera up there at times i kid you not Where do you sit? Sounds more entertaining than the actual game ;D |
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As an aside the shirts our players wear this season are awful for spotting the numbers on the back it took me about ten games to get to know the new (Stan) players - by build - then they went & changed the players. Please don't sack any more managers while the team are using these crappy shirts