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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 14, 2007 0:05:18 GMT 1
is housing advisor to david cameron
'well david, it's getting cold, what can i say... i advise you to get a house'
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 11:02:15 GMT 1
Your mumsy-woman love knows no bounds. If you didn't already see it, you'll enjoy this from Holy Moly.
Location, Immersion, Erection
A mole is a cameraman on the TV show 'Location, Location, Location' and some time ago the crew were filming in Cumbria on a particularly hot afternoon. During an extended break in filming Kirsty Allsopp, the show's buxom presenter, announced her intention to take a cooling dip in a nearby lake. Unfortunately, she didn't have any swimwear with her, so no-nonsense Kirsty stripped down to her bra and knickers and gave the mostly-male crew a fine viewing of her well-appointed balcony and what appeared to be a well-maintained garden at the front. She then went among the crew collecting mobile phones so that no sneaky pictures could be taken, before hiding them under her pile of clothes and jumping into the cold water with a shriek. At this point, several of the younger male crew members decided to go off in opposite directions for a little walk with fists clenched, returning independently some minutes later with red faces which had nothing to do with the boiling sun.
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 13:30:53 GMT 1
Damn you grover, damn you.
I'm off for a fist clenching walk.
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Post by hughphamism on Dec 14, 2007 14:25:52 GMT 1
She's not busty compared to Sarah Beeny.
Admittedly Beeny looks like she's had a few doors slammed in her face but you don't look at the matlepiece when you're poking the fire.
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Post by e17hoop on Dec 14, 2007 14:30:08 GMT 1
I don't get the BeenyLove...Naomi Cleaver on the other hand.
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 14, 2007 14:30:09 GMT 1
Yeah but beanies tits are comedy large, and she's got mans hips.
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 14:31:31 GMT 1
Beeney's tits aren't that large. I've studied them as closely as I can whilst watching her on telly and without the missus getting too suspicious and unless she's hiding them well, you've been conned.
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 14, 2007 14:32:44 GMT 1
Yeah they're tiny
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 14:37:00 GMT 1
Fuck me - like a couple of one pees on an ironing board.
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 14:40:21 GMT 1
Good grief.
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 14:44:24 GMT 1
Here you are Brispy These might help
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 14:59:28 GMT 1
Do I need to change something to see them?
It just says [image]
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 15:04:25 GMT 1
Yeah, amend your personal profile to allow pictures and avatars. They are absomalutely fucking huge mate! you need a better telly
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 15:08:14 GMT 1
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 14, 2007 15:10:09 GMT 1
Anything bigger would belong in the circus!
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Post by Bernie on Dec 14, 2007 15:12:13 GMT 1
What the fuck? Maybe it' s due to me not being working class, northern or an idiot, but where I come from, any woman whose either breast is quite clearly larger than her head is most definitely in possession of a right pair of Walid Jumblats. And those are way beyond "lipsmackingly huge" and entering the realm of "urrgh! Freakish. I bet she's got huge purple veins all over them and areolae like supersized dinner plates"
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 15:14:22 GMT 1
Come on, you lot should know be better by now.
I'm also very lucky with mrsbris.
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Post by Bernie on Dec 14, 2007 15:19:21 GMT 1
>I'm also very lucky with mrsbris.
Having her moan on at you about how much her back hurts for the rest of your shared life as it all gradually descends until they look like distended, diseased marrows? Yeah, you hit the jackpot there, alright.
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 14, 2007 15:19:57 GMT 1
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 15:23:33 GMT 1
;D
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 15:33:33 GMT 1
Berni - Read my last quote. You genuinely don't know me do you. But I thought anyone who has read this board for any length of time would.
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Post by Bernie on Dec 14, 2007 15:41:45 GMT 1
YOu are quite right, bris. I genuinely don't know you. Which aspect in particular have I missed out on?
I think my taste in women has been irrevocably scarred by youthful confusing panto-crushes on the "principal boy".
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 15:54:16 GMT 1
Nice work.
Put it this way I'm not overly impressed by the size of Linsey Dawn Mackenzies thruppeny bits.
mrsbris's are getting better the further they sag.
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 14, 2007 16:01:18 GMT 1
I didn't know you had a pendulous breast fettish either bris?
There's a lass who works at our spot with 58 GG, they're not pleasant. She's shaped like Ram Man.
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 16:05:14 GMT 1
58GG? Cripes. Is she some cyborg version of that Lola Ferrari?
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Post by denby on Dec 14, 2007 16:05:54 GMT 1
i'm quickly realising why minibris was created, not for the love of having a child, but for making the missus' tits go massive
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 14, 2007 16:06:06 GMT 1
She's as wide as she is tall
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Post by e17hoop on Dec 14, 2007 16:07:00 GMT 1
I think my taste in women has been irrevocably scarred by youthful confusing panto-crushes on the "principal boy". c.f. Naomi Cleaver
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 16:35:09 GMT 1
the point when the milk arrived in mrsbris's boobs was one of the most exciting days in my life.
Not all big tits are nice. Some people can't understand this. Big isn't always beautiful, the same as small isn't always ugly.
Fake tits are always a no no
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Post by Wizaard on Dec 14, 2007 16:58:20 GMT 1
None of the ladies mentioned compare to the lovely Julia from Wainwright Walks and (unfortunately) Watchdog www.juliabradbury.com/
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