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Post by markelt on Apr 6, 2011 14:08:25 GMT 1
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merkin
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Post by merkin on Apr 6, 2011 14:15:08 GMT 1
Branson is ace
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Apr 6, 2011 15:00:15 GMT 1
Just when you.. ha ha... thought he couldn't.. ahah ha.. sink any lower.
GEDDIT?!?!
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PaulDaltonFanClub
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I'm only here to see how bad it's got!
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Post by PaulDaltonFanClub on Apr 6, 2011 15:35:27 GMT 1
Just when you.. ha ha... thought he couldn't.. ahah ha.. sink any lower. GEDDIT?!?! You've gone to new depths with that quip! :iconlol: |
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Bernie
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Post by Bernie on Apr 6, 2011 15:44:41 GMT 1
PLUMBed new depths, shurely?
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merkin
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Post by merkin on Apr 6, 2011 16:27:54 GMT 1
not seen u on this board before - r u an awag virgin?
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Post by jaymz on Apr 7, 2011 5:20:59 GMT 1
Hope the annoying bearded c*** gets whats coming to him.
Alien abduction followed by death from a massive squid.
Merk loves a bit of fresh meat.
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Apr 7, 2011 9:18:51 GMT 1
...or an explosive decompression, Bywater Dolphin style, which forces his grinning, bearded, stupidly coiffured head through a very small gap at VERY high pressure and simultaneously causes him to explode:
"Diver D4 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening, and was ripped apart. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig’s derrick, 10 metres (30 ft) directly above the chambers. His death was most likely instantaneous and painless."
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Post by turtle on Apr 7, 2011 12:03:04 GMT 1
Not long now till you've got the full set of Thunderbirds eh Dickie?
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