drewden
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May 31, 2019 11:01:19 GMT 1
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Post by drewden on May 31, 2019 11:01:19 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a  hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. You had to throw the money in there didnt you? Never fail to amaze The thread should have been what have you not done, would have stumped you from posting. |
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Post by Champers on May 31, 2019 11:06:29 GMT 1
Thats spanish for how do ya bastads🥴 Im currently on an experimental holiday in majorca.. Im working ma way round all posh resorts seeing how pissed you have to get afore ya get barred... I know what ya thinking... Looky bastad.. But its not as easy as it sounds.. Anyroad... Whats most embarrassingly pissed thas ever been on your holidiz.. No holds barred Youre amongst freinds🍻 Ibiza 2000, downed a pint of absinthe after being dared by a gang of girls from Kent. Wasn't too embarrassing thankfully, I only pissed myself and threw up in the pool 😬 |
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May 31, 2019 11:14:41 GMT 1
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Post by drewden on May 31, 2019 11:14:41 GMT 1
Have many stupid incidents to my name, but the main one that beats em is, pinching the roulette ball in Monte Carlo while still spinning,1000s of pounds riding on it, woke up day after and could not remember any of it, still taunted to this day by fellow frieds who were there.
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Post by space hardware on May 31, 2019 11:22:09 GMT 1
Thats spanish for how do ya bastads🥴 Im currently on an experimental holiday in majorca.. Im working ma way round all posh resorts seeing how pissed you have to get afore ya get barred... I know what ya thinking... Looky bastad.. But its not as easy as it sounds.. Anyroad... Whats most embarrassingly pissed thas ever been on your holidiz.. No holds barred Youre amongst freinds🍻 Ibiza 2000, downed a pint of absinthe after being dared by a gang of girls from Kent. Wasn't too embarrassing thankfully, I only pissed myself and threw up in the pool 😬 😂 sounds like you maintained your dignity there |
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Post by sapphireblue on May 31, 2019 11:23:50 GMT 1
Thats spanish for how do ya bastads🥴 Im currently on an experimental holiday in majorca.. Im working ma way round all posh resorts seeing how pissed you have to get afore ya get barred... I know what ya thinking... Looky bastad.. But its not as easy as it sounds.. Anyroad... Whats most embarrassingly pissed thas ever been on your holidiz.. No holds barred Youre amongst freinds🍻 Ibiza 2000, downed a pint of absinthe after being dared by a gang of girls from Kent. Wasn't too embarrassing thankfully, I only pissed myself and threw up in the pool 😬 I can't touch that stuff anymore, it used to give me piles. But as every one knows "Absinthe makes the arse grow frondier" |
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Post by SN0W on May 31, 2019 11:47:36 GMT 1
I could easily do 10 to 15 pints in my heyday, as long as it was spread across an all-day session. Now I struggle to get to 6 before I'm talking Swahili. Hakuna matata, bwana. Papaya wine was always good for a night out on the Masai Mara (not sure if they still make that stuff). |
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May 31, 2019 11:58:37 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 11:58:37 GMT 1
First night in Bangkok many years ago. Woke up at 2pm. the next day in a completely trashed hotel room, not a penny in my pocket, two front teeth missing and 12 stitches in various facial wounds. Don't remember a single thing. Next night, after beating a hasty retreat to Koh Samui, my mate who I was travelling with, took home a lady of the night, neglected to pay the going rate, and was set about by some local heavies. More broken teeth and some cracked ribs ensued. For the next three days, the pair of us literally barricaded ourselves in our dingy room in a state of extreme paranoia. Pretty sure looking back that we'd had our drinks spiked. Never been in that state from just booze, either before or since.
Spiked, Beaten, Bummed and Robbed by Ladyboys ?
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May 31, 2019 12:44:11 GMT 1
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Post by golcarexile on May 31, 2019 12:44:11 GMT 1
First night in Bangkok many years ago. Woke up at 2pm. the next day in a completely trashed hotel room, not a penny in my pocket, two front teeth missing and 12 stitches in various facial wounds. Don't remember a single thing. Next night, after beating a hasty retreat to Koh Samui, my mate who I was travelling with, took home a lady of the night, neglected to pay the going rate, and was set about by some local heavies. More broken teeth and some cracked ribs ensued. For the next three days, the pair of us literally barricaded ourselves in our dingy room in a state of extreme paranoia. Pretty sure looking back that we'd had our drinks spiked. Never been in that state from just booze, either before or since.
Spiked, Beaten, Bummed and Robbed by Ladyboys ?
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May 31, 2019 18:34:35 GMT 1
Post by otium (EPBS) on May 31, 2019 18:34:35 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. Spielberg needs to see this. It would piss on any of his classics.. I have been inebriated all over the world...have a 100 stories similar to those. Been in six foreign jails and alcohol was involved every time  |
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May 31, 2019 23:22:07 GMT 1
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Post by mayorofcov (BFHB) Honours on May 31, 2019 23:22:07 GMT 1
Yes more Billy Bollocks! 14 litres of wine = approximately 168 units of alcohol (12 units per bottle x 14). Fucking light weight Ooooo I’m the king of the swingers ooooo A Bungle VIP Should be swiggers Sorry Anyway is the bungle bus on for next year Think we ought to have one before we all fooking die |
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Post by bluemond on Jun 1, 2019 18:15:52 GMT 1
I could easily do 10 to 15 pints in my heyday, as long as it was spread across an all-day session. Now I struggle to get to 6 before I'm talking Swahili. Hakuna matata, bwana. Papaya wine was always good for a night out on the Masai Mara (not sure if they still make that stuff). It was Tusker beer when I was in the Masai Mara? |
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Post by Rambo on Jun 4, 2019 8:15:17 GMT 1
Spielberg needs to see this. It would piss on any of his classics.. I have been inebriated all over the world...have a 100 stories similar to those. Been in six foreign jails and alcohol was involved every time I'd like to apply for the position of wingman.. |
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hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987.
