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Post by drumriggend on May 30, 2019 20:29:05 GMT 1
Thats spanish for how do ya bastads🥴
Im currently on an experimental holiday in majorca..
Im working ma way round all posh resorts seeing how pissed you have to get afore ya get barred...
I know what ya thinking...
Looky bastad..
But its not as easy as it sounds..
Anyroad...
Whats most embarrassingly pissed thas ever been on your holidiz..
No holds barred
Youre amongst freinds🍻
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Post by ruud1boy on May 30, 2019 20:45:21 GMT 1
I was 'asked to leave' the vehicle barriers of the US embassy in Tel Aviv for singing 'oh Barry Horne' after an England game.
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Post by Nickhudds.UTT on May 30, 2019 21:09:17 GMT 1
Thats spanish for how do ya bastads🥴 Im currently on an experimental holiday in majorca.. Im working ma way round all posh resorts seeing how pissed you have to get afore ya get barred... I know what ya thinking... Looky bastad.. But its not as easy as it sounds.. Anyroad... Whats most embarrassingly pissed thas ever been on your holidiz.. No holds barred Youre amongst freinds🍻 Do they still have the Lemon Train ? |
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Post by otium (EPBS) on May 30, 2019 21:20:10 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a  hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2019 21:34:48 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. You had to throw the money in there didnt you? Never fail to amaze |
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May 30, 2019 21:53:16 GMT 1
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Post by otium (EPBS) on May 30, 2019 21:53:16 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. You had to throw the money in there didnt you? Never fail to amaze It was every penny i had in the world....i was a kid doing a round the world trip....i could have lost the lot pissed. There was no "bank of Mum and Dad" or credit line...in fact it may have been 1986. Never had a bean until i was in my 40's. No money given to me. Lost money on every property i ever bought....my dough is from grafting. Just had my tea...worked 15 hour. You read what you see special school. |
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May 30, 2019 22:05:19 GMT 1
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Post by Jello Biafra on May 30, 2019 22:05:19 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. I see Walter Mittium’s forgotten his anti-bullshit medication again. |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2019 22:07:58 GMT 1
I don’t advise getting so pissed that you don’t really know what you’re doing when you’re in Bratislava.
There were girls and guns and stuff.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2019 22:09:01 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. I hope you have since sought professional help and are ok now? |
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Post by town1907 on May 30, 2019 22:14:46 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. I see Walter Mittium’s forgotten his anti-bullshit medication again. Yes more Billy Bollocks! 14 litres of wine = approximately 168 units of alcohol (12 units per bottle x 14). |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2019 22:26:53 GMT 1
I see Walter Mittium’s forgotten his anti-bullshit medication again. Yes more Billy Bollocks! 14 litres of wine = approximately 168 units of alcohol (12 units per bottle x 14). Don't you believe he drank the equivalent of 84 pints of beer? 😂 |
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May 30, 2019 22:33:14 GMT 1
Post by town1907 on May 30, 2019 22:33:14 GMT 1
Yes more Billy Bollocks! 14 litres of wine = approximately 168 units of alcohol (12 units per bottle x 14). Don't you believe he drank the equivalent of 84 pints of beer? 😂 |
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Post by otium (EPBS) on May 30, 2019 22:55:59 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. I see Walter Mittium’s forgotten his anti-bullshit medication again. You need a holiday in Cambodia. Oh, did i tell you about when i met Pol Pots sister or that i used to smuggle/deal old (largely Omega) watches from there. I was one of the very first independent travellers there post socialism. I could recant 100 stories about being totally pissed globally. Just done half a bottle of vodka tonight....i am insensitive to it. You need to listen to "too drunk to" a bit more closely. |
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Post by otium (EPBS) on May 30, 2019 22:58:51 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. I hope you have since sought professional help and are ok now? Winston Churchill said "never trust a man who does not drink"...i concur. If alcohol is my destroyer it was first my saviour. |
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Post by golcarexile on May 30, 2019 23:35:56 GMT 1
First night in Bangkok many years ago. Woke up at 2pm. the next day in a completely trashed hotel room, not a penny in my pocket, two front teeth missing and 12 stitches in various facial wounds. Don't remember a single thing.
Next night, after beating a hasty retreat to Koh Samui, my mate who I was travelling with, took home a lady of the night, neglected to pay the going rate, and was set about by some local heavies. More broken teeth and some cracked ribs ensued. For the next three days, the pair of us literally barricaded ourselves in our dingy room in a state of extreme paranoia.
Pretty sure looking back that we'd had our drinks spiked. Never been in that state from just booze, either before or since.
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Post by fishfingersandwich on May 31, 2019 1:28:02 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. Was this before or after you used your bellend to hook a Jofra Archer bouncer for six? |
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Post by johnny_b on May 31, 2019 6:43:37 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. Was this before or after you used your bellend to hook a Jofra Archer bouncer for six? That almost had me falling off the bog laughing! Can't get the image out of my head now 😀😀 |
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May 31, 2019 7:39:12 GMT 1
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Post by otium (EPBS) on May 31, 2019 7:39:12 GMT 1
I see Walter Mittium’s forgotten his anti-bullshit medication again. Yes more Billy Bollocks! 14 litres of wine = approximately 168 units of alcohol (12 units per bottle x 14). Were you there? What is your problem? OK.... it was Retsina...and quite probably half litre bottles. The two of us started at 8.30am and we were asked to leave early evening. We know how many we had as they were left on the table....28 bottles. Would have been 1983. The staff actually said "please leave, we think you will die"! I used to drink a bottle of vodka before i left for an evening out. I once had a drinking session with a well known Town fan in Blackpool...it culminated in finding a nightclub (Talk of the Coast) selling Fosters for 10p a pint (it had just arrived in the UK). We went pint for pint and had 17 each...after we had been out in the afternoon. They were different times. I used to watch a guy in Shepley sit in the corner at the Farmers Boy and doo 25 pints a night. Instead of picking holes and picking your nose get your shreddies on and have a look outside....stuff happens. |
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Post by BLUE&WHITE on May 31, 2019 8:06:09 GMT 1
I see Walter Mittium’s forgotten his anti-bullshit medication again. Yes more Billy Bollocks! 14 litres of wine = approximately 168 units of alcohol (12 units per bottle x 14). He never said it was alcoholic. |
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Post by rastrick32 on May 31, 2019 8:09:32 GMT 1
I could easily do 10 to 15 pints in my heyday, as long as it was spread across an all-day session. Now I struggle to get to 6 before I'm talking Swahili.
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Post by conman on May 31, 2019 8:22:28 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. Spielberg needs to see this. It would piss on any of his classics.. |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 8:35:24 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. Spielberg needs to see this. It would piss on any of his classics.. Or Jackanory. |
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Post by 28901 on May 31, 2019 8:38:00 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. and then you really woke up in a bedsit in Fartown |
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Post by jepposdiy on May 31, 2019 8:45:29 GMT 1
Now then fellow holiday boozers
Where do i begin.....
Once got chased around a french village by farmers riding pigs after abusing a local french band the funky monkeys all night ,24 bottles of cheap french shite didnt help my legs so i had to roll down a mountain side to escape the pitchforks
Then there was vegas with firthy, tv through hotel window after a meeting with a real life tuco salamanka went horriblly wrong
Enjoy your summer fookers and dont forget to pack the sun screen!
Utt!!
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Post by rastrick32 on May 31, 2019 8:47:53 GMT 1
I woke up on a roundabout in France... in a flowerbed. I woke up on a kiddies roundabout in Belgium. I woke up on a beach in Thailand when a hit me after a day on the lash. I had £3k in my pocket and it was 1987. I was asked to leave a restaurant in Athens after drinking 14 litres of wine...the staff thought i might die. I woke up in hospital in Thailand after getting drunk and being hit by a ceiling fan. I had a fight with bouncers in a casino in Costa Rica after downing a bottle of vodka and firing an air pistol in to the ceiling. How long have you got? Oh, Mallorca...oh...never mind. and then you really woke up in a bedsit in Fartown Actually I've done that, along with Rawthorpe, Mixenden, Belle Isle etc etc etc |
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Post by joeyjoneslocker on May 31, 2019 8:49:54 GMT 1
It’s quite amazing how one post by otium turns in to the ‘otium show’.
Ironically not by otium but everyone who wants to dismiss his claims, however outrageous they seem.
The posters who want to have a go end up stoking the fire.
If the claims are legit, great, if they aren’t, so what? It makes good reading and a nice change from some of the ridiculous football related posts on here.
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Post by mayorofcov (BFHB) Honours on May 31, 2019 8:52:24 GMT 1
I see Walter Mittium’s forgotten his anti-bullshit medication again. Yes more Billy Bollocks! 14 litres of wine = approximately 168 units of alcohol (12 units per bottle x 14). Fucking light weight Ooooo I’m the king of the swingers ooooo A Bungle VIP |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 9:10:37 GMT 1
You had to throw the money in there didnt you? Never fail to amaze It was every penny i had in the world....i was a kid doing a round the world trip....i could have lost the lot pissed. There was no "bank of Mum and Dad" or credit line...in fact it may have been 1986. Never had a bean until i was in my 40's. No money given to me. Lost money on every property i ever bought....my dough is from grafting. Just had my tea...worked 15 hour. You read what you see special school. You could simply have just explained But you have to throw in an insult dont you? Every single fucking time. |
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Post by rastrick32 on May 31, 2019 9:27:04 GMT 1
It’s quite amazing how one post by otium turns in to the ‘otium show’. Ironically not by otium but everyone who wants to dismiss his claims, however outrageous they seem. The posters who want to have a go end up stoking the fire. If the claims are legit, great, if they aren’t, so what? It makes good reading and a nice change from some of the ridiculous football related posts on here. Exactly mate. Oti is marmite on DATM and I understand why but if he was telling these yarns in a pub, I'd be with him having the craic. He's box office on here nowadays as more and more interesting posters bugger off. |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2019 9:33:20 GMT 1
It’s quite amazing how one post by otium turns in to the ‘otium show’. Ironically not by otium but everyone who wants to dismiss his claims, however outrageous they seem. The posters who want to have a go end up stoking the fire. If the claims are legit, great, if they aren’t, so what? It makes good reading and a nice change from some of the ridiculous football related posts on here. It's certainly better reading than 177 pages on L**ds . |
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