fran
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Post by fran on Sept 4, 2019 8:05:19 GMT 1
Today Huddersfield Town appointed betty Chapman the 86 year old tea lady as their new manager. Chairman pot less Phil said after weeks of scouring the universe with the help of Jonny Winter and the dark Webb and after the tragic accident in the managers office involving the exploding bottle of hair colouring liquid which led to the discovery of a secret wall safe containing a full set of used women's football shorts with a Irish  on they had realised the perfect new manager was right there in the tea room Betty was always our first choice said Phil as he had heard that her great grand dad had once managed the club. You couldn't make it up and on a more serious note welcome to Grimsby stadium parking half a mile ahead |
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Post by Chips Longhorn on Sept 4, 2019 8:09:29 GMT 1
I'm told Facebook have a "banter page" for this kind of thing
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Post by El Mel on Sept 4, 2019 8:10:15 GMT 1
I know that’s meant to be funny, but........
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Post by townatheart on Sept 4, 2019 8:51:59 GMT 1
I know that’s meant to be funny, but........ Exactly, an attempt to relieve stress through humour perhaps, but then it says it all when you note that Nick likes it !!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2019 9:02:14 GMT 1
Please can somebody tell me how I can block people?
Cheers in advance
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Post by Stewpot on Sept 4, 2019 9:06:56 GMT 1
Bad appointment. The tea lady's off her trolley.
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Post by Bubbles on Sept 4, 2019 9:16:41 GMT 1
Today Huddersfield Town appointed betty Chapman the 86 year old tea lady as their new manager. Chairman pot less Phil said after weeks of scouring the universe with the help of Jonny Winter and the dark Webb and after the tragic accident in the managers office involving the exploding bottle of hair colouring liquid which led to the discovery of a secret wall safe containing a full set of used women's football shorts with a Irish on they had realised the perfect new manager was right there in the tea room Betty was always our first choice said Phil as he had heard that her great grand dad had once managed the club. You couldn't make it up and on a more serious note welcome to Grimsby stadium parking half a mile ahead Sigh...if you’re going to waste our time with this kind of bollocks can you at least get someone funny to write it? Ta. |
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Post by drumriggend on Sept 4, 2019 9:32:58 GMT 1
Today Huddersfield Town appointed betty Chapman the 86 year old tea lady as their new manager. Chairman pot less Phil said after weeks of scouring the universe with the help of Jonny Winter and the dark Webb and after the tragic accident in the managers office involving the exploding bottle of hair colouring liquid which led to the discovery of a secret wall safe containing a full set of used women's football shorts with a Irish on they had realised the perfect new manager was right there in the tea room Betty was always our first choice said Phil as he had heard that her great grand dad had once managed the club. You couldn't make it up and on a more serious note welcome to Grimsby stadium parking half a mile ahead 🤮 |
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Post by galpharm2400 on Sept 4, 2019 10:01:18 GMT 1
Today Huddersfield Town appointed betty Chapman the 86 year old tea lady as their new manager. Chairman pot less Phil said after weeks of scouring the universe with the help of Jonny Winter and the dark Webb and after the tragic accident in the managers office involving the exploding bottle of hair colouring liquid which led to the discovery of a secret wall safe containing a full set of used women's football shorts with a Irish on they had realised the perfect new manager was right there in the tea room Betty was always our first choice said Phil as he had heard that her great grand dad had once managed the club. You couldn't make it up and on a more serious note welcome to Grimsby stadium parking half a mile ahead 🤮 Drum, get out and have some air. The worst may or may not be coming. Sunshine and showers means a bit of both and sweet and sour likewise. Football for us who support their local team and don't have endless funds, either real money or loading the club with debt, have periods of difficulty like this. We will not end up in huge debt whatever happens and that's the SUNSHINE amid the current showers. 😁 |
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Post by ritchie on Sept 4, 2019 10:25:00 GMT 1
Fucking hell
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htfc1908
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Post by htfc1908 on Sept 4, 2019 11:08:35 GMT 1
Is this what the 12 year olds nowadays call 'bantz'?
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on they had realised the perfect new manager was right
