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Post by westislandterrier on Aug 29, 2021 11:54:40 GMT 1
Sorba Thomas song...
To the tune - My old man’s a dustman...
Have... you heard about our Sorba, he’s scoring lots of goals...
He’s waltzing past defenders, Like they are slalom poles...
He’ll set up from the middle, he’ll set up from the wing...
And when he scores the winner, You’ll hear The Cowshed sing... !
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Post by Walton-on-the-Hill Terrier on Aug 29, 2021 11:56:40 GMT 1
That’s actually……… not too bad!
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Post by Galpharmer on Aug 29, 2021 12:03:37 GMT 1
Over to you Jello…..
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Post by Jello Biafra on Aug 29, 2021 12:06:57 GMT 1
They must be drinking sea water up there…
Fuck.
Me.
Rigid.
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Aug 29, 2021 12:42:34 GMT 1
They must be drinking sea water up there… Fuck. Me. Rigid. What’s your catchphrase when you agree with something? You could become the DATM barometer. Although that barometer would need about a gazillion options on the dial. |
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Post by Million Dollar Babies on Aug 29, 2021 12:46:28 GMT 1
He's a star man, he plays in blue and white, his name is Sorba Thomas and he's fucking dynamite
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Post by ben1987 on Aug 29, 2021 12:48:14 GMT 1
Lads there’s already a banger for Thomas and it’s Jello approved as well.
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Post by Chips Longhorn on Aug 29, 2021 13:02:54 GMT 1
He was working at a JD in Borehamwood
When Leigh Bromby decided he was good
At taking corners
SORBA Sorba
Wardy asked him if he wanted a pint
But sorba refused cos he prefers Cherry Cola
COLA Cola
Though his barnet is an incredible sight
His skills are good when the game is tight
His name's Sorba
SORBA Sorba
Thanks to Ray Davies
And thanks in advance to Ben and the choir and Jello for the thumbs up x
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basil
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Post by basil on Aug 29, 2021 13:08:39 GMT 1
Might be an idea to stow this thread until after Tuesday night....
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Post by Lovechops on Aug 29, 2021 13:09:25 GMT 1
He does definitely deserve his own song now a reworded one from Malone or anyone else!
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Post by onepatscully on Aug 29, 2021 13:34:35 GMT 1
Sobra Sobra Thomas
Sobra Thomas on the wing.
Same tune as the Dick Kryswiki one.
Simples and a nod to our past. 👍
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Aug 29, 2021 13:51:10 GMT 1
Can anyone remember the Bobby Zamora one? Sung to ‘Amore’
Might have been?
If you’re sat in row Z and you’re struck on the head that’s Zamora…
Obviously sung by the opposition.
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Post by richhtfc on Aug 29, 2021 14:23:19 GMT 1
Can anyone remember the Bobby Zamora one? Sung to ‘Amore’ Might have been? If you’re sat in row Z and you’re struck on the head that’s Zamora… Obviously sung by the opposition. According to google - “ When the ball hits the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole, it's Zamora” Simpler version - “When the ball hits the net, you will never forget, that’s Zamora” Disgruntled fans - “ "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora." So ours could be - “When the ball hits the net, it’s a fairly safe bet, that it’s Sorba” |
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Post by sykeylad on Aug 29, 2021 14:46:56 GMT 1
The Dean Gorre song?
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Post by Million Dollar Babies on Aug 29, 2021 14:57:37 GMT 1
Can anyone remember the Bobby Zamora one? Sung to ‘Amore’ Might have been? If you’re sat in row Z and you’re struck on the head that’s Zamora… Obviously sung by the opposition. See that thing in the reef with the big shiny teeth, that's a Moray If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel, that's a Moray Put your hand in that crack and it doesn't come back that's a Moray |
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Aug 29, 2021 14:59:52 GMT 1
Can anyone remember the Bobby Zamora one? Sung to ‘Amore’ Might have been? If you’re sat in row Z and you’re struck on the head that’s Zamora… Obviously sung by the opposition. See that thing in the reef with the big shiny teeth, that's a Moray If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel, that's a Moray Put your hand in that crack and it doesn't come back that's a Moray You’re never far away from a fish pun opportunity on DATM… 😁 |
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Post by Der Blitzbomber on Aug 29, 2021 16:23:59 GMT 1
Can anyone remember the Bobby Zamora one? Sung to ‘Amore’ Might have been? If you’re sat in row Z and you’re struck on the head that’s Zamora… Obviously sung by the opposition. See that thing in the reef with the big shiny teeth, that's a Moray If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel, that's a Moray Put your hand in that crack and it doesn't come back that's a Moray That made me laugh more than it had any right to! |
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Post by stable on Aug 29, 2021 16:48:23 GMT 1
What about something paying homage to his hairdo? :-P
Sorba, Sorba,Sorba aye ye ye ye,
He's gonna crucify your fullback today,
And wait until he takes a set play,
Crossed in like a rocket,
Your pants will fill with shite
To Kinky Afro
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Post by Galpharmer on Aug 29, 2021 16:49:12 GMT 1
Lads there’s already a banger for Thomas and it’s Jello approved as well. You are far too old to be calling anything a banger, other than a knackered car. |
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Post by overtonterrierspirit on Aug 29, 2021 16:51:50 GMT 1
See that thing in the reef with the big shiny teeth, that's a Moray If the eel that you feel doesn't feel like an eel, that's a Moray Put your hand in that crack and it doesn't come back that's a Moray That made me laugh more than it had any right to! Agree. It’s just one of those things that you read and just can’t help chuckling about. |
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Post by westislandterrier on Aug 29, 2021 23:11:19 GMT 1
They must be drinking sea water up there… Fuck. Me. Rigid. Sea Malt... Salt Whisky ! |
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Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by drewden on Aug 30, 2021 11:46:26 GMT 1
We're on our way
On our way
We've got Thomas, were going all the way.
How we get there, I don't care,
All I know is sorbas class.
We're on our way.
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Post by Jello Biafra on Aug 30, 2021 12:14:53 GMT 1
Fuck.
Me.
Rigid.
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Post by TheLightningBomber on Aug 30, 2021 12:40:26 GMT 1
To the tube of 2 unlimited - no limit
Sorba
Sorba thomas
Sorba, sorba thomas
Repeat
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Post by Lovechops on Aug 30, 2021 13:51:21 GMT 1
Lads there’s already a banger for Thomas and it’s Jello approved as well. And what would that be? All I’ve heard it the re hashed malone one which is pretty worn out ! |
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Post by ben1987 on Aug 30, 2021 15:17:21 GMT 1
Lads there’s already a banger for Thomas and it’s Jello approved as well. And what would that be? All I’ve heard it the re hashed malone one which is pretty worn out ! That’s the one! |
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Post by Lovechops on Aug 30, 2021 15:44:37 GMT 1
And what would that be? All I’ve heard it the re hashed malone one which is pretty worn out ! That’s the one! 😴🥱 |
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Post by wildbillthetownfan on Aug 30, 2021 21:19:39 GMT 1
Sorba Thomas song... To the tune - My old man’s a dustman... Have... you heard about our Sorba, he’s scoring lots of goals... He’s waltzing past defenders, Like they are slalom poles... He’ll set up from the middle, he’ll set up from the wing... And when he scores the winner, You’ll hear The Cowshed sing... ! A lot of the younger generation will never of heard of "My old man's a dustman", top song. |
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Post by worthingtonwide on Aug 31, 2021 20:17:41 GMT 1
Viva Sorba....
Viva sorba....
When he's on the wing
The Town will sing
Viva sorba
Viva sorba
Etc etc
Waits for the Fuck Me Rigid dude.
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Steve Kindon Terrier
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Post by bigtruck on Aug 31, 2021 20:56:44 GMT 1
We should all just do the Sorba The Greek dance.
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