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Post by mosher on Jun 29, 2023 13:08:35 GMT 1
Just seen Juan in Merrie England ordering a bacon butty Not a Steak Canadian? |
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Post by Gag_N_Bone_Man (Destabiliser) on Jun 29, 2023 14:19:30 GMT 1
Just seen Juan in Merrie England ordering a bacon butty Bollocks, they stop breakfast butties at 11AM don't they... Did he ask for red or brown sauce??? he asked for tabasco. And they didn't challenge him on the time of day. He exudes pure authority. |
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Post by Gag_N_Bone_Man (Destabiliser) on Jun 29, 2023 14:20:08 GMT 1
Bollocks, they stop breakfast butties at 11AM don't they... Did he ask for red or brown sauce??? he asked for tabasco. And they didn't challenge him on the time of day. He exudes pure authority. Pure Authority is also the name of one of Potless' many failed business ventures. |
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Jun 29, 2023 14:26:56 GMT 1
Bollocks, they stop breakfast butties at 11AM don't they... Did he ask for red or brown sauce??? he asked for tabasco. And they didn't challenge him on the time of day. He exudes pure authority. Such a shame you couldn't grab a sneaky picture of him sitting next to the suit of armour... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2023 14:32:51 GMT 1
I once saw Juan Mata opposite Wetherspoons. Genuinely. Anyway, he won't be coming to us - because he's a performance artist these days. |
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Post by Gag_N_Bone_Man (Destabiliser) on Jun 29, 2023 14:55:05 GMT 1
he asked for tabasco. And they didn't challenge him on the time of day. He exudes pure authority. Such a shame you couldn't grab a sneaky picture of him sitting next to the suit of armour... was just getting the shot lined up when he gave me the eyes and I got the hell out of there |
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Post by The King's Head 1230 on Jun 30, 2023 8:49:58 GMT 1
Didn't we have a player in the 90's called Juan?
Can't remember his surname.
Oh that was it Kerr.
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Post by mosher on Jun 30, 2023 10:02:27 GMT 1
Didn't we have a player in the 90's called Juan? Can't remember his surname. Oh that was it Kerr. Yeah, Wayne's half-brother  |
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Post by St Dogs Terrier on Jul 1, 2023 13:30:46 GMT 1
I hear there is actually some truth in this rumour. Mata now plays a little deeper in the No.5 role and other clubs are interested. No fee involved just his wages. Neil fancies that we should also go for Juan too, free, for five.
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Post by stable on Jul 1, 2023 15:14:37 GMT 1
Definitely some truth in this so I've heard from credible sources. Both Warnock and Mata been promised businesses in the new development around the ground - A club shop and a Matalan respectively
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Post by Wagner Uber Alles on Jul 1, 2023 22:20:25 GMT 1
May i suggest another sub-board :
Transfer Rumour Bollox ?
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Juan Mata
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Post by Porrohman on Jul 2, 2023 12:30:01 GMT 1
From the BBC Sport Gossip page
Former Spain midfielder Juan Mata, 35, has announced he is leaving Turkish side Galatasaray. (Tribal Football)
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Post by Macduff on Jul 2, 2023 15:50:57 GMT 1
May i suggest another sub-board : Transfer Rumour Bollox ? And there are some folk who want this shite on the main board. |
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Post by Wagner Uber Alles on Jul 2, 2023 15:54:35 GMT 1
I once saw Juan Mata opposite Wetherspoons. Genuinely. Anyway, he won't be coming to us - because he's a performance artist these days. Yeah, I saw him too, he was in the long queue for Nandos with his mate Cristiano. I’m surprised nobody else noticed them. 🙄 |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2023 16:05:09 GMT 1
I once saw Juan Mata opposite Wetherspoons. Genuinely. Anyway, he won't be coming to us - because he's a performance artist these days. Yeah, I saw him too, he was in the long queue for Nandos with his mate Cristiano. I’m surprised nobody else noticed them. 🙄 Well obviously I wasn't talking about that hive of scum and villainy that is the Cherry Tree, this was in a proper city - but now you come to mention it, he wasn't the only Man United player there. Some sort of promotional doo-dah in the retro football shirt shop on Deansgate... opposite the Wetherspoons. Sarky beggar  |
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Post by Tinpot on Jul 3, 2023 9:07:30 GMT 1
May i suggest another sub-board : Transfer Rumour Bollox ? And there are some folk who want this shite on the main board. Even as the person who started this thread I'm surprised it's still going. (Yes, I recognise the irony that by posting this I'm keeping it going!) |
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Post by incognito on Jul 3, 2023 12:24:02 GMT 1
May i suggest another sub-board : Transfer Rumour Bollox ? And there are some folk who want this shite on the main board. To be honest, it would fit right in  |
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Post by galpharm2400 on Jul 3, 2023 13:34:02 GMT 1
And there are some folk who want this shite on the main board. To be honest, it would fit right in The Juan Mata and Deli Ali pure bollocks thread? Perhaps..? Leave it running to add any  madness that comes up..🤪 The Kevin Phillips is coming, appreciation thread?🙄 |
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madness that comes up..🤪