Tinpot
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Juan Mata
Jun 22, 2023 22:09:58 GMT 1
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Post by Tinpot on Jun 22, 2023 22:09:58 GMT 1
I'm calling silly season
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Post by Porrohman on Jun 22, 2023 22:39:29 GMT 1
Me too, but I'd rather have him than Hoillett
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Juan Mata
Jun 22, 2023 22:58:55 GMT 1
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Post by Next Manager coming soon on Jun 22, 2023 22:58:55 GMT 1
It’s that joke Twitter account. Look at its other posts
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Post by melbourneterrier on Jun 23, 2023 5:04:42 GMT 1
No chance.
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Wingman
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Post by Wingman on Jun 23, 2023 8:47:17 GMT 1
I’m not sure he’d accept being behind Scott High in the pecking order.
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basil
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Post by basil on Jun 23, 2023 9:02:56 GMT 1
Actually we're after his brother, Wassa.
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Post by mosher on Jun 23, 2023 9:21:53 GMT 1
Actually we're after his brother, Wassa. Ah, shaddapa ya face!  |
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Post by golcarexile on Jun 23, 2023 9:26:53 GMT 1
Actually we're after his brother, Wassa. I think Westie knows his Scottish cousin Dusnee. |
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Wingman
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Post by Wingman on Jun 23, 2023 10:09:46 GMT 1
I think I once spoke to his ex-wife, faecal.
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Post by Wagner Uber Alles on Jun 23, 2023 11:00:13 GMT 1
I’m informed that Ronaldo is interested in joining us too. He misses the lovely northern rain and fresh air, too hot for him in Saudi.
Apparently, he also has a fetish for pork pies and he’s not able to have any in Saudi.
You heard it here first!
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Tinpot
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Post by Tinpot on Jun 23, 2023 11:21:27 GMT 1
Actually we're after his brother, Wassa. Ah, shaddapa ya face! Gotta no respect!  |
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Post by Gag_N_Bone_Man (Destabiliser) on Jun 23, 2023 13:26:37 GMT 1
it's one of those rumours that is so ridiculous, but also gets you dreaming a little. but he's apparently on 35K a week in turkey.
He'd look good in blue and white though, wouldn't he?
It's a footy manager game signing, innit?
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Dan
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Post by Dan on Jun 23, 2023 13:28:27 GMT 1
It's an absolute waste of internet is what it is
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Post by mosher on Jun 23, 2023 13:39:48 GMT 1
It's an absolute waste of internet is what it is Nah, we got some Joe Dolce references in  |
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Jun 23, 2023 13:45:27 GMT 1
It's an absolute waste of internet is what it is Agreed, much prefer putting effort into sourcing the best Steak Canadian than this rubbish... |
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Post by ruggedivy on Jun 23, 2023 14:39:34 GMT 1
When we announcing John Matter then?
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Post by mosher on Jun 23, 2023 14:54:31 GMT 1
I just hope he hadn't misheard the name of the new stadium announcer, Sam Matterface!
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Post by terriersyndrome on Jun 23, 2023 15:09:00 GMT 1
It was just a Mata of time before we got our first ridiculous transfer rumour of the window.
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Juan Mata
Jun 23, 2023 15:15:49 GMT 1
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Post by Headless Chicken on Jun 23, 2023 15:15:49 GMT 1
What a coincidence.
Just been on a tour of the Mestalla and I was struggling to remember the name of a player, which I eventually remembered was Mata!
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Post by Terrier Ramone on Jun 23, 2023 17:45:31 GMT 1
What a coincidence. Just been on a tour of the Mestalla and I was struggling to remember the name of a player, which I eventually remembered was Mata! What is a coincidence is that when I've had a tour of pints of me Stella, I struggle to remember me own name. |
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Tinpot
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Post by Tinpot on Jun 23, 2023 18:07:29 GMT 1
I just hope he hadn't misheard the name of the new stadium announcer, Sam Matterface! Wassa Matterface? Gotta no respect! |
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Post by philatrickstarbuck on Jun 25, 2023 15:33:25 GMT 1
It's an absolute waste of internet is what it is Agreed, much prefer putting effort into sourcing the best Steak Canadian than this rubbish... I think I might have sourced them 👀 J Brindon Addy Butchers Ask for Steak Canadian's & they slice it off fresh from rump. I got my info at a BBQ I recently attended. 😋 |
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Juan Mata
Jun 25, 2023 16:09:54 GMT 1
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Post by rockwall on Jun 25, 2023 16:09:54 GMT 1
Can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted.
It is probably the most unrealistic rumour we have ever had.
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Post by 3Pipe on Jun 25, 2023 16:28:44 GMT 1
Agreed, much prefer putting effort into sourcing the best Steak Canadian than this rubbish... I think I might have sourced them 👀 J Brindon Addy Butchers Ask for Steak Canadian's & they slice it off fresh from rump. I got my info at a BBQ I recently attended. 😋 I went to school with Brindon Addy. Was up at his butchers in Hade Edge a few years ago. Highly recommended. |
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Post by Ross83 on Jun 26, 2023 12:34:23 GMT 1
Can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. It is probably the most unrealistic rumour we have ever had. Andre Silva from AC Milan was a good one when we were rooted to the bottom of the PL table in January. |
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Tinpot
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Post by Tinpot on Jun 26, 2023 17:06:03 GMT 1
Can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. It is probably the most unrealistic rumour we have ever had. Even as the guy who started it (the thread, not the rumour!) I'm inclined to agree with you. Edit: as far as unrealistic rumours go, the rumour that we were about to sign Daniel Fonseca and Tijani Babangida with the money raised from the sale of Marcus Stewart was a belter. |
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Post by Headless Chicken on Jun 26, 2023 17:14:30 GMT 1
Can't believe this thread hasn't been deleted. It is probably the most unrealistic rumour we have ever had. Andre Silva from AC Milan was a good one when we were rooted to the bottom of the PL table in January. Slightly different, but I recall someone suggesting Danny Wellbeck, whilst we were in the Championship, and someone else genuinely saying he wasn't good enough. |
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Post by Orinoco on Jun 29, 2023 12:32:18 GMT 1
Matador?......its a load of bull.
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Post by Gag_N_Bone_Man (Destabiliser) on Jun 29, 2023 13:01:06 GMT 1
Just seen Juan in Merrie England ordering a bacon butty
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Post by themanfromatlantis on Jun 29, 2023 13:08:11 GMT 1
Just seen Juan in Merrie England ordering a bacon butty Bollocks, they stop breakfast butties at 11AM don't they... Did he ask for red or brown sauce??? |
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