Young man from leeds

[malvernterrier]

ahhhh yes that 10-1 really hurt
to be honest a loss was a cert
but at least Andy May
brought some joy to the day
but FU*KING HELL WHAT A SH*T SHIRT!

[hull0leeds4]

It's time I went for some slumber
but I recall that yellow/black number
if Leeds ever had
a shirt quite so bad
I'd go throw myself in the Humber

[malvernterrier]

Now Hull we have had an insight
you are fun, such good things do you write
I like you old lad
but dont feel so glad
cos I still think that your team are shite


Now, remember in May '73
the cup final you went to see
now please jog my mind
result I cant find
perhaps you'll explain it to me

in round 3 you beat Norwich City
then plymouth and Baggies, a pity
the Rams and then Wolves
were easily culled
but now comes the point of my ditty

Great underdogs Sunderland were
an upset would cause quite a stir
Porterfield nailed it
Montgommery saved it
Bob Stokoe he lost all his hair

31 minutes a corner occured
but to hope for a goal was absured
Billy Hughes he took it
Porterfield went to hook it
Dave Harveys vision was blurred

So into the net went the ball
we couldnt believe it at all
even Paul Reaney
the defensive meany
looked about 6 inches tall




So there we are, what a great day
The Town fans all gave a ''HURRAY!!!@@
Im reminded daily
cos my daughter, Hayley
was born on the 5th day of May

[macknife9999]

L EEDS UNITED THINK THEY ARE TOUGH,THEY LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH,THEY PLAY THE GAME,NOBODY LIKES THEM WHICH ISNT A SHAME

[hull0leeds4]

Aaargh Sunderland 73
why did you have to remind me?
sure it was a choker
those tossers from Roker
especially Montgomery


But the year before was alright
in fact it was sheer delight
although you may differ
that header from Sniffer
won the cup for the heroes in white


Those "bribes"were all lies and sensation
to tarnish poor Don's reputation
but people percieve
what they want to believe
including that twat Harry Gration


And so we still march on together
defiant whatever the weather
we'd still have a good 'un
if one leg was wooden
just like sir Paul's former wife Heather

[malvernterrier]

Why mention the Beatles, they're crap
Its the Stones that put Brits on the map
Mick Jaggers my hero
and my alter ego
far better than that crappy rap

As far as that Alan Clark header
Arsenals faces were redder
cos their goalie was Barnett
and played like Alf Garnett
and Matt Glennon would have done better

[hull0leeds4]

Although I'm a fan of the stones
Wyman, Watts, Jagger, Richards and Jones
the greatest of all
John, George, Ringo and Paul
sound superior through my headphones

Yes Jagger could sure move those hips
and he had some profound acid trips
he often got playful
with Marianne Faithful
and covered her face with those lips

[malvernterrier]

Im certainly from the Stones faction
Mick really showed us some action
'Hey Jude' was alright
but knocked out of sight
by ''I cant get no Satisfaction''

John lennons writing was hot
but not calling the kettle a pot
Chapman was no madman
he made me a gladman
the night he took a pot shot

''You robbed Harrisons house'' was the word
but to blame the burglar was absured
he kicked the bucket
McCartney said ''f**k it....
.....he wanted to see MY SWEET LORD!''

[hull0leeds4]

How dare you laugh at John's murder
it hit me just like a steel girder
Chapman had one eye
on catcher in the rye
Yoko screamed, hell you should have heard her

[malvernterrier]

You may want to call me a tease
and even go weak at the knees
but i was taught
and I even thought
that YOKO ONO was French for ''ONE EGG PLEASE''

[hull0leeds4]

I do not even speak French
or enjoy their garlicy stench
but one thing I do know
is that Yoko Ono
is a dog ugly Japanese wench

[malvernterrier]

Linda and Paul exchanged rings
he bought her an Island and things
but she was a one off
cos Ive never heard of
a scabby old DOG WITH WINGS

[hull0leeds4]

You do give your gaffer some flack
I've heard some say he should get the sack
but he's one I'll defend
being a Leeds legend
even though he now looks like Kojak


You all wish that uncle Ken Davy
would sod off and go join the navy
you know the old bugger
would rather watch rugger
I really must try and behave me!


You used to reside at Leeds road
now the gay farm is your new abode
it's modern and new
populated by few
until march then you'll have us to goad


We'll come to your town in our hordes
drive down in our Vauxhalls and Fords
like a steam locomotion
on course for promotion
I may even wear my new cords

[hull0leeds4]

As drummer the Beatles do thank
Ringo, though some think him wank
he married Barbara Bach
cos she had a nice rack
but he lost it with Thomas the tank

[malvernterrier]

But Mick was in that Ned Kelly
he gave the coppers some welly
and do you remember that
coal scuttle for a hat
I do....I saw on the telly

[malvernterrier]

Our Charlie was best with the sticks
try buying the LP 'forty licks'
he is better by far
than powell or starr
to be honest I thought they were pricks!

Bill Wyman, now he was the Bass
his boots Paul mcCartney cant lace
he stood like a statue
(a real one, not blue)
the number one podium his place

brian Jones, now he was a fool
in fact I would call him a tool
he acts like a mug
takes some kind of drug
and ends up brown bread in a pool

Keith Richards, well what can one say
I cant weigh him up to this day
he looks a zombie
fell out of a tree
and talks like a pissed Dr Dre

Ron Wood, he was once friends with Rod
along with the Faces he'd plod
then Mick shouts 'Oi Ron'
'Leave big nose, come on'
and now hes regarded as God

[hull0leeds4]

Another stone was that Bill Wyman
I have to say he was a sly man
that young lass called Mandy
I bet she was randy
but I bet she'd have liked him to die, man

[malvernterrier]

Mandy Smith, yes no other
would want an old man or his brother
they say she was fit
and liked it a bit
but not half as much as her mother

[hull0leeds4]

On the subject of stones LP's
let it bleed is for me the bees knees
but whilst in the bath
I put on aftermath
and then get sticky fingers, OH PLEASE!

[malvernterrier]

Thailands a lovely place innit?
its a place where one day I will visit
but what kind of games
do they play in place names
like Suko, Bangcock and Phuket?

[hull0leeds4]

Go to Thailand? I think I'm too coy
or scared that I may just enjoy
the local cuisine?
no, that I'm too keen
on sex with a ladyboy!

[Captainslapper]

Revie's Leeds cheated at football,
Until the finals when they'd fall
He should have been hung,
Cos he liked giving a bung
and bremner was a cheat an' all

[upthetown]

Fans from Leeds,
Love Anal beads,
Wise is in disguise,
but beckfords........a cock.

[malvernterrier]

upthetown said:

Fans from Leeds,
Love Anal beads,
Wise is in disguise,
but beckfords........a cock.

FU*KIN BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

[hull0leeds4]

Then I'm glad that I'm not from Leeds
cos I don't fancy them anal beads
What I'd prefer to happen
is a 7" strap-on
will satisfy all of my needs

[malvernterrier]

I hope youre not telling us chum
that bad news is about to come
tell me your not queer
and I'll buy you a beer
but Im not having it stuffed up my bum

[hull0leeds4]

No, I like to get my mits
on many a nice pair of tits
but don't tell the wife
or she would end my life
by ripping off my dangly bits

[panasonicgeese]

H0L4 I applaud your Avatar ;D

Something that may entertain you

'The big goalies coming up'

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jP5mBN1VV2s&feature=related

[panasonicgeese]

panasonicgeese said:

H0L4 I applaud your Avatar ;D

Something that may entertain you

'The big goalies coming up'

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jP5mBN1VV2s&feature=related

Cant find your Champions Of Europe highlights on Youtube can you help me please H0L4 ;D

[hull0leeds4]

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8cac2DCD_zU

WACCOE!!!