Young man from leeds

[malvernterrier]

There was a young man from leeds
who got stung by a big swarm of wasps
When asked 'did it hurt'?
He said 'not at all'
they can do it again if they want!

[hull0leeds4]

There once was a young man from Hudds
Who couldn't deliver the goods
His wife said don't fret
I'll orgasm yet
Cos the Leeds fans I know are all studs

[malvernterrier]

The was a young leeds fan from hull
whos life was excedingly dull
he thought Down At The Mac
some satire did lack
now hes here all the time talking BULL!!!

[hull0leeds4]

There was a young man from near worcester
and humour he struggled to muster
he started these rhymes
more literary crimes
I'm more tickled by a feathery duster

[malvernterrier]

The once was a goalie called Sprake
And lots of blunders would he make
He, one day, went too far
dived OVER a car
and finished up drown in a lake

[kamaraisking]

very very funny MT

[SN0W]

The people of Leeds have suspected
Undercover of night, undetected
That those HYC crew
Turned the red end to blue
Of their cold hard Willy erected.

[malvernterrier]

Leave our Billy alone!
Its not just a big lump of stone
but Town fans they cheer
''buy the casuals a beer''!
but from Wise its just MOAN MOAN MOAN MOAN!!!!!

[malvernterrier]

The best team that I can remember
didnt include Billy Bremner
Hoy, Clarke, Worthington
Nicholson, Smith and Ellam
and Im becoming a HYC member!!!!!!!

[hull0leeds4]

You thought it would cause a few rucks
but most of us couldn't give two fucks
you should know by now
that to furrow our brow
takes more than a twat with some dulux

[malvernterrier]

10 points was taken from the team
because Bates was well known to be mean
but that wasnt enough
because Wise is a puff
so they then took another 15

[jimmymac1964]

there was a young lady from l**ds,
who swallowed a pkt of seeds
within half an hour
her arse was a flower
and her fannY was covered in weeds......HUDDERSFIELD TOWN WILL ;D RISE AGAIN

[hull0leeds4]

Your players have slappers for wags
and your season has hit a few snags
you do try your best though
and you all shop at tesco
and wear shirts like their carrier bags

[thewrongboy]

I wandered lonely as a cloud...

... oh, sorry.

[hull0leeds4]

It's funny it makes you all giddy
to call all us Leeds fans a yiddy
but I know it's all crap
so I get my skullcap
and go and put on some P Diddy

[malvernterrier]

The Service crew think they are barmy
they plan their days out like an army
but Billy was merrier
when painted by a Terrier
who if caught will end up in Armley

[hull0leeds4]

For you it provided some mirth
when our Billy resembled a smurf
but we have no complaint
cos the lad with the paint
must have been tragically dropped at birth

[malvernterrier]

One day at the start of December
Our boys did a paint job to remember
but how they'd have reeled
to see a midfield
Of Nicholson, McGill and Bremner!!!!!

[hull0leeds4]

You terriers do get all bitchy
about our Wisey so titchy
but we don't give a toss
about that because
at least our gaffer's not Ritchie

[malvernterrier]

Our manager is brilliant, but still you take the rise
It could be worse, it could be that tw*t Revie in disguise
but one thing is for certain,
we will NEVER be
managed by a little peice of shit like Dennis Wise!!!!!

[numbers]

Can we have a 'Classic thread' section.

With this being the first?

[gruberhtafc]

THis has been a right laugh
just leave em too it this could go on for a while

[malvernterrier]

The league cup draw left us scowling
The Town almost threw the damn towel in
we were in division three
2 whole leagues below thee
then who made our day? DAVID COWLING!

[hull0leeds4]

I thought your trophy room empty
but they tell me that you have won plenty
you won the league thrice
but Jesus H Christ
you've won fuck all since 1920

[malvernterrier]

I will buy all the beer you can sup
I will even call Boothy a pup
if you proove to me
so we all can see
WHEN YOU WON THE EUROPEAN CUP!!!!!!

[hull0leeds4]

I will if you give me a chance
75 Paris in France
those damn cheating krauts
did cause our louts
to dismantle the Parc de Princes

[malvernterrier]

BUT FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO DAFT
BUT THROUGH YOUR DEFENCE DIDNT WAFT
MULLER ROTH AND ZOBEL
THEN YOUR FANS RAN LIKE HELL
AND BLOODY HELL HOW WE ALL LAUGHED!!!!!!



I THANK YOU!!!!!

[hull0leeds4]

But we had a cracking time punchin'
those mulletted germans from Munchen
we caused some alarms
to the local gendarmes
by smacking them with their own truncheons

[malvernterrier]

But you and your service crew chums
after downing the beer and the rums
came acrross the 'old bill'
and were soon feeling ill
with trunchons stuck up all of your bums

[hull0leeds4]

Now I know that the 80's weren't pretty
and most of the time Leeds were shitty
but the losses we had
were never as bad
as losing 10-1 at Man city