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Post by Penelope Pitstop on Dec 13, 2007 23:16:31 GMT 1
What do you get a bloke that has everything and more besides?
Well he doesn't exactly have everything but I want something a bit different, so ideas please my little awaggish friends.
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 14, 2007 0:11:17 GMT 1
Flavoured condoms?
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Post by pttrmusdf on Dec 14, 2007 0:19:56 GMT 1
flavoured condoms and an electric guitar
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Post by kilroy on Dec 14, 2007 0:50:05 GMT 1
A vibrator and lubricant?
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Post by daleylama on Dec 14, 2007 1:20:40 GMT 1
A tit job
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 14, 2007 2:30:56 GMT 1
I don't think you lot are taking this seriously.
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Post by Paddy_HCFC on Dec 14, 2007 9:04:29 GMT 1
PennyCillin.
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Post by Fenton on Dec 14, 2007 10:14:27 GMT 1
take him away for the weekend, that way you get to enjoy 'his' present too
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Post by Polish Hippy on Dec 14, 2007 11:06:32 GMT 1
I like the simple things in life, good music, good beer and a good blow job ;D These make perfect yule gifts. I also like good footy but i'm a Town fan so I take great pleasure in enjoying the other 3
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Post by turtle on Dec 14, 2007 11:15:34 GMT 1
I also like good footy
OMGWTF1111!!!!!
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Post by Bernie on Dec 14, 2007 11:27:48 GMT 1
Get him a whore, Penny. Two, if you're feeling generous.
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 11:29:34 GMT 1
Preferrably dwarf ones with silver platters of gack blalanced atop their heads.
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Post by thrupennybithead on Dec 14, 2007 11:34:32 GMT 1
Get him some of them Olympic condoms i.e. Gold, Silver & Bronze.
Make him wear the Silver one .......so he comes second for a change.
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Post by hughphamism on Dec 14, 2007 14:28:02 GMT 1
How about a week of silence, you could combine it with having a mouthful as well.
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 14, 2007 14:32:34 GMT 1
I just bought mine. It says 'Fender Telecaster' and 'Made in U.S.A' on it. whoever says money can't buy you happiness is a fool, and I pity him.
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Post by GroveR on Dec 14, 2007 14:38:43 GMT 1
MissusGrove made me buy hers at the weekend. They say "Christian Louboutin" on them and were that-low-pain-in-the-gut-like-you've-just-been-kicked-in-the-spuds when you see the pricetag.
Jericho, how much did you get the telecaster for if you don't mind me asking? I'm considering taking it up again but don't know if I can be arsed going for a decent guitar at first.
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 14, 2007 14:44:49 GMT 1
From a surprising nice guy in Denmark Street. I knew he was nice because he had a 70's Rangers shirt on when I went in yesterday. We talked about Bobby Gillespie and where to watch the next Scotland match.
It was second hand, but ver ver ver nice. £595, properly set up and guarenteed for 2 years. Wunjo Guitars. They have a red one, second hand, same price if your quick.
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 14, 2007 18:36:00 GMT 1
Gay Jerry.
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Post by Bernie on Dec 16, 2007 18:16:58 GMT 1
Very gay indeed. ALthough Muddy Waters had a red Tele and he was a mannish, rather than womanish boy.
As with most things American, you're best off buying from America on the interweb. It won't turn up for Dead Jew Mass, but you should have thought of that earlier shouldn't you? For the same price as Jerry's Pink Axe you could get a nice natural/black Tele thinline - backcomb your hair, light up a fag, take some smack and pretend to be Keef. Or be a real man and get a Mustang.
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 16, 2007 19:03:48 GMT 1
Bernie can kiss my ringpiece. Certainly it might be cheaper buying from the US on-line but people who buy a guitar without playing it first are the same people who get their wives from Russian catalogues.
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Post by Bernie on Dec 17, 2007 10:25:57 GMT 1
Uh.. Jeri? If it says "Fender", "Telecaster" and "Made in USA" on it, it will play EXACTLY THE SAME as the one you have in your fried-mars-bar-grease covered claws after you've had a go at it with your allen keys. They're not individually handbuilt by Tibetan artisans, you know.
"Properly set up" is the biggest money-spinning con ever... up to a 100 quid for about 10 minutes work by a spotty teenager.
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Post by macknife9999 on Dec 17, 2007 10:27:41 GMT 1
NO IDEA
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Post by ab on Dec 17, 2007 10:37:21 GMT 1
Try red letter days on t'interweb, their ads on the tube this weekend were pretty much the same as your request PP.
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 17, 2007 10:41:50 GMT 1
If you spent as much time manicuring your ears and hands as you do you feet you'd realise that they bloody well don't.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 17, 2007 10:43:40 GMT 1
oooohhhhhhhhh that's a low blow - can bernie come back?
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Dec 17, 2007 10:57:06 GMT 1
I wanted a stylophone but they've sold out. I'll have to wait till next year to make daft Rolf Harris-esque bleeps and warbles.
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Post by ab on Dec 17, 2007 11:19:33 GMT 1
Stylophones are fun for approximately 5 minutes.
You can get similar sounds out of a Major Morgan which surely must be available somewhere on eBay. You would look a complete Barley though. I'm fairly sure I saw that someone has recently released an MP3 player with the mixing capabilities of the Wasp T12.
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Post by ab on Dec 17, 2007 11:21:01 GMT 1
On the other hand, a theremin would be ace. Particularly if you get the small one and promise to play it for him like Alison Goldfrapp.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Dec 17, 2007 11:29:48 GMT 1
5 minutes longer than a lot of xmas presents then.
I used to have a major morgan, it was ace. I don't want one now though.
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Post by sideshow on Dec 17, 2007 11:49:48 GMT 1
unless you can set that guitar up and play it like LINK WRAY! leave off the toes.
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