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Post by thrupennybithead on Dec 14, 2007 14:05:38 GMT 1
My favourite is 'See you hen tea'
I also like fukpig.
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 14:10:13 GMT 1
I must admit I do like to use "Shitkicker" as much as possible.
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Post by richhtfc on Dec 14, 2007 14:25:40 GMT 1
I like "tits" oh and "horsescock"
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Post by Wizaard on Dec 14, 2007 14:48:03 GMT 1
Apropos nothing in particular, tits are like model trains.
They're both designed for use by young children but grown men love playing with them.
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Post by Polish Hippy on Dec 14, 2007 14:48:15 GMT 1
My favourite is 'See you hen tea' So when my sisters in Scotland say to me "see you hen" the tea is silent?  |
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Dec 14, 2007 14:48:21 GMT 1
oh fenners...
jubnuts & flange
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MikR
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 14:49:51 GMT 1
dangling quagpiece
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Bernie
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Post by Bernie on Dec 14, 2007 15:51:44 GMT 1
"Dangling quagpiece" has had me tittering like a Japanese schoolgirl meeting Damon Albarn for the last 10 minutes, and is completely impossible to explain to my Svennish colleagues.
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Post by jerichoharris on Dec 14, 2007 15:56:34 GMT 1
I'm a big fan of Sith's 'fucksock'. Not Sith's fucksock in particular you understand, it's just that he's the one I remember using it most.
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Post by jaymz on Dec 14, 2007 16:00:55 GMT 1
Beefcakes.
Foxglove.
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Post by MikR on Dec 14, 2007 16:01:15 GMT 1
Mayospaff
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brispie
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Post by brispie on Dec 14, 2007 16:26:34 GMT 1
knobjockey
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 16:30:23 GMT 1
I used to work with a guy who used to call everybody a "Fucking Turd Burglar"
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Post by thrupennybithead on Dec 14, 2007 16:57:32 GMT 1
I used to work with a guy who used to call everybody a "Fucking Turd Burglar" Was it because you were all camper than a row of pink tents? |
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Post by daleylama on Dec 14, 2007 16:59:05 GMT 1
Sounds like mich to me
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Post by michelotti on Dec 14, 2007 17:01:19 GMT 1
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Post by sideshow on Dec 14, 2007 17:25:11 GMT 1
codspunk
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Post by Dan on Dec 15, 2007 11:16:44 GMT 1
Sphincter muscle.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Dec 17, 2007 10:29:41 GMT 1
pisskidney
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Post by macknife9999 on Dec 17, 2007 10:33:16 GMT 1
DILLIGAFF
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 17, 2007 12:10:17 GMT 1
Nothing, absolutely nothing beats the old classic hand sign while shouting Agghhhh wanker.
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Post by turtle on Dec 17, 2007 12:12:20 GMT 1
I tend to say shithouse a lot, especially when playing snooker.
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Post by Bernie on Dec 17, 2007 14:37:22 GMT 1
"Cuntfuck" is my favourite ejaculation. A friend of mine used it to great effect once in a quiet cafe full of pensioners in Eastbourne. He managed to spill an entire fried breakfast all over himself after a night out. "AaaaAAAAAW CUNTFUCK!" he shouted. THe atmosphere following his pronouncement could only be described as tense.
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MikR
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Post by MikR on Dec 17, 2007 14:46:00 GMT 1
CUNTFUCK! was coined by John of John's Not Mad fame, IIRC.
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Post by supawooly on Dec 17, 2007 15:11:41 GMT 1
Gobshite.
Fuckwit.
Wankstain.
I also heard a 'lanky twatpole' on Friday night which made me chuckle.
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Post by denby on Dec 17, 2007 15:22:18 GMT 1
were you stood with daley?
WACCA WACCA
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Post by daleylama on Dec 17, 2007 15:30:36 GMT 1
tish pish, i was going to post something similiar.
Nice win for you and Plan_Bee on saturday btw, we don't want any more Awaggers in the conference.*
*unless wooly is an option.
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Post by pear on Dec 17, 2007 15:31:06 GMT 1
Filthy shitcunt
A gem
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Post by supawooly on Dec 17, 2007 15:47:44 GMT 1
* Wooly is surprised you remembered him. You lanky twatpole.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Dec 17, 2007 16:17:00 GMT 1
putain!
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