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Post by njkk on Dec 27, 2007 4:36:01 GMT 1
I'm going clay pigeon shooting on friday, anyone got any tips?
also is there any etiquette i should be observing, because the guys I'm going with are sikhs ?
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Post by pear on Dec 27, 2007 11:28:02 GMT 1
Don't shoot anyone in the face is about all I know of shogun etiquette
I suspect this isn't particularly useful though
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 27, 2007 13:02:21 GMT 1
If you see Vinny Jones have the twat between the eyes.
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Post by michelotti on Dec 27, 2007 13:41:51 GMT 1
If you see Vinny Jones have the twat between the eyes. And make sure he's tied to a tree and be sure to use a .22 air gun. It may take a few hours (and a few hundred slugs) to achieve the desired effect but it will be well worth it in the end |
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Post by pttrmusdf on Dec 27, 2007 19:00:45 GMT 1
will the gun fit inside that big cartilage / bone op hole you've got in your leg?
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Post by njkk on Dec 27, 2007 20:00:05 GMT 1
No sadly it won't, I'd need one of them ladys guns to fit in there, or I could strap it to my leg fnarr!! fnarr!!
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Post by pttrmusdf on Dec 27, 2007 20:20:41 GMT 1
you'd look like something out of 'The Hills Have Eyes' if you did that
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Post by daleylama on Dec 28, 2007 13:29:28 GMT 1
The re-coil from a ashot-gun is nothing to worry about to a grown man, you should stand there square on to the target without bracing yourself.
It is impossible to miss a clay as long as you shoot within a 180 degree arc once it is released
when shooting at a low clay make sure to avoid ones own boots.
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Post by pttrmusdf on Dec 28, 2007 18:47:15 GMT 1
and don't waste more than the one bullet trying to hit the same pigeon
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Post by njkk on Dec 28, 2007 23:11:04 GMT 1
guns are ace  |
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 28, 2007 23:37:43 GMT 1
Try telling that to the pigeons you heartless bastard.
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Post by njkk on Dec 29, 2007 0:03:29 GMT 1
you tell the feathery bastards, anyway i was quite smitten with the way they got them into the shape of an ice hockey puck.
my arm has a big bruise on it that may force me to drink left handed, thats determination for you
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 29, 2007 0:27:24 GMT 1
  Ice hockey pucks??? They're from Clay in Derbyshire aren' they? You big gay cowboy, there was a time when you would have worn a cap sleeve T-shirt and carried on drinking through gretted teeth with your right hand.
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Post by njkk on Dec 29, 2007 0:31:16 GMT 1
Stop picking on me Ralph or I'll do blartin, I think cap sleeves should come back, I saw someone in a lumberjack coat sporting a mullett in Barnsley on boxing day
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 29, 2007 14:05:48 GMT 1
;D Greyman or Winger?
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Post by ralph2 on Dec 29, 2007 14:28:13 GMT 1
By the way, that looked like some game at Barnsley, 3-3 wasn't it?
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Post by njkk on Dec 29, 2007 16:56:24 GMT 1
Twas Ralph probably great for the neutral but very uncomfortable for those involved, nice to snatch one at the death its usually the other way around
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Ice hockey pucks???