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Post by thrupennybithead on Jan 3, 2008 13:25:44 GMT 1
My teenage son came home on Wednesday night with some startling news.
With tears in his eyes he informed me that he was a fudge packer and it was tearing him apart
I gave him a hug and told him that he was still my flesh & blood and that I loved him no matter what.
On Thursday night he came home and told me that he had some news which he knew i wouldn't take too kindly to.
"You've told me that you're a sausage jockey already yer poof" I exclaimed.
"No, it's not that Dad" he said ......"I've bought a season ticket at Elland Road"
In summary: I kicked the fook out of him, then slung his belongings out on to the street.
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merkin
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Post by merkin on Jan 3, 2008 16:45:05 GMT 1
'With tears in his eyes he informed me that he was a fudge packer and it was tearing him apart'
Did you tell him to use KY Jelly?
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