Ever unpopular Friday manflu topic

[njkk]

I think I'm dying, and its foggy out

[michelotti]

I've suffering for best part of a week now. I worked yesterday, but will probably do as little as possible today


*Cough! cough! cough!*

[Will_75]

i've managed to avoid it despite eveyone around me dropping like flies

this proves that whisky is good for you

if i get it now, i'm blaming you pair

[turtle]

I had it over Xmas and it was not pretty.

[JohnnyNeptune]

i had man flu from xmas eve and it's still here now, although only in a 'feels like someone has superglued my sinuses together' way. oh the pain

[jaymz]

I've had that projectile vomiting over Xmas.

I felt like an extra from 28 Days later.

All I have now is a gay cough and the sniffles.

[tigerwoods]

I haven't had manflu in nearly ten years

God bless berocca.......and fags

[CaptainSambuca]

I haven't had it yet, which is remarkable considering I'm the poorliest boy in the world normally

[guernseydave]

Smoking 20 Gauliose a day may shorten my life expectancy but it kicks the shit out of any nasty bugs and viruses that happen to come my way. Mind you if the Gauloise don't get them the 10 pints of Stella will

GD

[tonyt]

Stella? Thought everyone on Guernsey drank Breda or Randalls.

I've got an annoying cough which won't go away and keeps giving me headaches and makes my ribs sore. But I've still come to work in the hope I can give it to the sales trolls.

[ralph2]

You have described my symptoms perfectly, TonyT. Poxy headaches.

[michelotti]

Yep me too. Dry tickly cough which makes my brain rattle in my head which then makes my head ache.

[njkk]

My right bollock hurts everytime I cough

[turtle]

strangely I got manflu two days after I last had a smoke.
there could be something in this.

[latelark]

Manflu is so last year - norovirus is in now

[ralph2]

Done it, been there. Next.