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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2012 12:35:14 GMT 1
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 10, 2012 12:54:59 GMT 1
"During the trial in the criminal case said hooligan that he jumped over the fence and enter the field because he wanted to point out to the judge that he is not all the time would come to Sweden's advantage. He had drunk himself firmly on the beer."
I'm sure we've all been there.
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2012 13:49:20 GMT 1
That's a great translation program you're using. I shall be using the phrase "drunk myself firmly on the beer" for weeks to come.
I wonder how it handled "Det här slår undan fundamentet för min lilla familj"?
"this knocks the arse out of my little family", hopefully.
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Post by merkin on Jan 10, 2012 14:48:19 GMT 1
needs some brispie justice...2 weeks of rehab on a Majorcan beach...
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2012 15:15:24 GMT 1
Without wanting to turn it into an ideological argument (or any form of argument with Brispie, he makes my head spin with his weirdnesses) , if some shit-kicker from Hanley had run on the pitch during a Euro qualifier to lamp the referee, would there be much point in fining the twat 180k, given that paying it would just come out of the tax-payer's pocket via his benefits anyway? You could get at least a week in Majorca for a 500th of that.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 10, 2012 15:16:05 GMT 1
It's just google translate and I'm afraid it only manages "This sweeps aside the foundation for my little family"
I did like this bit too though:
"The referee, Herbert Fandel German, described it as a spectator came rushing towards him and hit him in the head with one arm."
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 10, 2012 15:19:03 GMT 1
In Brispie-land the guy wouldn't have given a crap about Denmark or Sweden with their politically-imposed modern boundaries. It would have to be Jutes vs Vikings or something.
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Post by merkin on Jan 10, 2012 15:39:04 GMT 1
Indeed.... it all becomes clear.
The stabber would be King CaNUTe in brispieland where he effectively carved up his nation into smaller regions.
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2012 15:39:15 GMT 1
Geets, I think. If my half-remembered readings of Beowulf doesn't let me down.
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Post by merkin on Jan 10, 2012 15:41:43 GMT 1
Geats you fucking retard
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2012 15:51:21 GMT 1
Thank you Merk. I didn't have you down as a fan of epic Nordic verse, but now I feel I know you (and my own prejudice) better.
You fat card.
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2012 15:52:17 GMT 1
What the..? When did this board start selectively banning naughty words?
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Post by markelt on Jan 10, 2012 16:25:17 GMT 1
Hopefully it's just you, you Welsh cuntglove
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Post by markelt on Jan 10, 2012 16:25:41 GMT 1
Aparently not. Where in Scunthorpe do we go now?
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 10, 2012 16:51:20 GMT 1
You mean we can't even say "anglepoise cuntlamp" anymore? Boo!
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Post by merkin on Jan 10, 2012 17:17:30 GMT 1
My Viking love in stretches to watching the Kirk D/Tony C epic and spendng about £100 on authentic drinking horns.....and ravaging food without cutlery. That's it I'm afraid....I googled geets and beowulf as I didn't have a scooby.  |
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Post by brispie on Jan 10, 2012 18:19:12 GMT 1
Fuck off
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Post by merkin on Jan 11, 2012 8:29:17 GMT 1
why?
will he need a month? somewhere more upmarket?
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 11, 2012 11:15:32 GMT 1
anglepoise cuntlamp
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Post by Bernie on Jan 11, 2012 11:52:22 GMT 1
Merkin has to spend a hundred pounds on drink to get the horn?
And how the cunting fuck did Sith get away with that?
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 11, 2012 12:27:18 GMT 1
because i am special
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Post by Bernie on Jan 11, 2012 14:21:58 GMT 1
A special sort of cunt?
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