ralph2
Jimmy Nicholson Terrier
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Post by ralph2 on Oct 24, 2011 12:37:00 GMT 1
genitals to somebody? Just wondering.
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merkin
Darren Bullock Terrier
Posts: 878
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Post by merkin on Oct 26, 2011 13:41:42 GMT 1
what was his name?
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Posts: 4,322
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Post by Bernie on Oct 27, 2011 12:48:02 GMT 1
I like to call mine "Eichmann".
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Post by GroveR on Oct 27, 2011 15:13:14 GMT 1
I had text sex with a hee-yowge (not fat, tall, like 6'3") ginger bird from Ayr once. When we did finally rut I told her I had to go to Live8 (I didn't) to get her out of the house.
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daleylama
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
[M0:14]
Posts: 4,061
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Post by daleylama on Oct 28, 2011 13:20:16 GMT 1
I think it's jolly impressive that you used a charitable event for starving babbies to bin off a ginger jock.
A simple "fuck off" would probably have done the same.
There's a 6 foot 7 lassie barmaid who works in a pub I frequent, if I wasn't with missus I'd fancy having a crack at her.
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Post by GroveR on Oct 28, 2011 16:01:15 GMT 1
True enough but she had me well beat on reach so if she'd taken offence she could have picked me from range off like Klitschko did to Haye.
Give it one, as my grandad always said "they're all the same size lying down"
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ab
Andy Booth Terrier
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Posts: 3,001 
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Post by ab on Oct 31, 2011 11:22:50 GMT 1
Can you get a fish eye lens for an iPhone?
Hold On
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Post by markelt on Oct 31, 2011 11:38:05 GMT 1
I like to call mine "Eichmann". banal: adj, devoid of freshness evil: adj, foul |
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
[M0:0]
Posts: 4,322
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Post by Bernie on Oct 31, 2011 12:05:21 GMT 1
..but ruthlessly efficient and dedicated to getting the job done. I'm sure there's a joke about having the head lopped off by Jews there somewhere as well.
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Post by markelt on Oct 31, 2011 12:08:53 GMT 1
In that case mine's called Mengele because it likes experimenting with twins.
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owlie
Iain Dunn Terrier
[M0:2]
Posts: 526
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Post by owlie on Oct 31, 2011 16:32:35 GMT 1
In that case mine's called Mengele because it likes experimenting with twins. :appl: :appl: |
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Post by markelt on Nov 1, 2011 8:34:30 GMT 1
Yes I thought so too. Course, I'd of* been furious if Frankie Boyle had come out with that shit
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