merkin
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Post by merkin on Oct 31, 2011 16:08:28 GMT 1
Why don't the police just fuck them all off with a few baton charges?
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Post by markelt on Oct 31, 2011 16:29:42 GMT 1
They're fighting for everybody in recruitment merk. You can only sleep peaceably at your desk because rough men stand ready by tents on your behalf.
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merkin
Darren Bullock Terrier
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Post by merkin on Oct 31, 2011 16:48:54 GMT 1
Nah. I'd rather have them baton charged regardless.
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Post by markelt on Nov 1, 2011 8:26:00 GMT 1
Stick with them merk. Not long now till we're all shunted off on the B Ark. You'll be first on, ahead of even the PR people, so no rush.
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Post by popterriertastic on Nov 1, 2011 10:01:54 GMT 1
Nah. I'd rather have them baton charged regardless. I'd vote for this |
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daleylama
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by daleylama on Nov 1, 2011 11:05:40 GMT 1
Do fuck all.
It'll be winter soon, bunch of puffs will be running off to mummy and daddy long before Xmas bonuses are being handed out.
Trebles all round!
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ab
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by ab on Nov 1, 2011 12:16:50 GMT 1
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Nov 1, 2011 12:44:16 GMT 1
Fucking hell AB_ , why not do an "hilarious" re-dubbing of the Hitler going mad in the bunker scene scene from Downfall instead? Or a picture of Tony Mowbray's face on a fire juggler's body?
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ab
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by ab on Nov 1, 2011 12:54:16 GMT 1
Blame the Dog Catcher, it was his idea. I'm not a Photoshop adept so sadly Tony Mowbray is off limits.
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Post by markelt on Nov 2, 2011 10:24:54 GMT 1
Nah. I'd rather have them baton charged regardless. I'd vote for this Merk's answer to everything is a 'baton charge'. We all know the subliminal message this throws out. |
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Nov 2, 2011 10:34:49 GMT 1
A policeman from near Clapham junction
Had a penis that just wouldn't function
For the rest of his life
He mislead his poor wife
With some snot on the end of his truncheon.
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Post by SN0W on Nov 2, 2011 10:35:29 GMT 1
Hippy Campers 3 - 0 God
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Nov 2, 2011 11:11:14 GMT 1
Where you there, Snow? Are you perhaps an inFORMer?
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Post by SN0W on Nov 2, 2011 11:36:07 GMT 1
I'm gonna blame a licky boom-boom down (ah where have all the great lyricists gone)... and back to topic: why doesn't god just smite the campers (he didn't mess about with the french cartoonists)
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brispie
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by brispie on Nov 7, 2011 14:23:43 GMT 1
Apparently god is on their side.
I like it. It makes College Green in Bristol look like a big campsite and makes me think I'm on holiday.
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